Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread

[Rambone]

You’re a mentally ill schmoe. And I bet you have a mechanical….arm.

[Royalty]

You’re a mentally ill schmoe. And I bet you have a mechanical….arm.

and lost their arm...

“in the line of duty”

[Rambone]

and lost their arm...

“in the line of duty”

General Sykes lost his arm during an elevated train crash while in the bathroom with a May 2000 issue of Flex Magazine

[Royalty]

General Sykes lost his arm during an elevated train crash while in the bathroom with a May 2000 issue of Flex Magazine

Things went bad !!!

[Royalty]

That comment is GOLD

[wes]

One thing`s for certain....I`m re-watching "The Fugitive" tonight! 

[Rambone]

Things went bad !!!

I updated my quote for magazine cover accuracy purposes

[Dalnet]

You’re a mentally ill schmoe. And I bet you have a mechanical….arm.

Could it... be true?

[Royalty]

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[Megalodon]

How many patriots have lost limbs in the line of servicing themselves to Monica mags...

[Royalty]

I updated my quote for magazine cover accuracy purposes

I just updated your update

[Rambone]

How many patriots have lost limbs in the line of servicing themselves to Monica mags...

 

[Rambone]

I just updated your update

You’re smarter than Dr. Richard Kimble if you ask me

[Royalty]

You’re smarter than Dr. Richard Kimble if you ask me

Thank you, but I’m not smart enough to figure out who these “folks” are. Do they even exist? The first sentence has left me baffled. Can any identify or locate these “folks”?

[Royalty]

One thing`s for certain....I`m re-watching "The Fugitive" tonight! 

EXCELLENT IDEA

[Rambone]

Thank you, but I’m not smart enough to figure out who these “folks” are. Do they even exist? The first sentence has left me baffled. Can any identify or locate these “folks”?

I’ll ask around at the Olympia expo next week. I’m expecting, “Who?”

[Dalnet]

I’ll ask around at the Olympia expo next week. I’m expecting, “Who?”

Are you going? Don't forget to switch the protein samples. Confuse the hell out of the vendors.

[Rambone]

Are you going? Don't forget to switch the protein samples. Confuse the hell out of the vendors.

Hahaha!! So good. I’ll be there. First Olympia ever and I don’t even like bodybuilding that much anymore. Hope there isn’t a Hamas attack since the crowd will mostly be homosexuals or if Hadi Choopan loses

[Royalty]

I’ll ask around at the Olympia expo next week. I’m expecting, “Who?”

You’ll have better luck looking for the mysterious one armed man

[Rambone]

You’ll have better luck looking for the mysterious one armed man

“Do you know a Fredrick Sykes? He had a mechanical….arm. Ya know one of those gimmicks….”

[Royalty]

Rambone if you see Monica at the Olympia please pretend that you think that she is John Denver. Have one of his old records, and ask Monica to sign it.

[Royalty]

“Do you know a Fredrick Sykes? He had a mechanical….arm. Ya know one of those gimmicks….”

😂😂😂

[Rambone]

Rambone if you see Monica at the Olympia please pretend that you think that she is John Denver. Have one of his old records, and ask Monica to sign it.

Me: “Mo! Mo! Can you please sign my favorite picture of you?”

*Mo’s thinking, “Wow! My first fan of the day!”*

Mo: “Sure!”

*I hand her this*



*Mo nervously laughs due to hightened anxiety from menopause*

Mo: “Sorry that isn’t me on the right!”

Me: *laughing* “Of course not, but that’s you on the left, correct?”

[Royalty]

Me: “Mo! Mo! Can you please sign my favorite picture of you?”

*Mo’s thinking, “Wow! My first fan of the day!”*

Mo: “Sure!”

*I hand her this*



*Mo nervously laughs due to hightened anxiety from menopause*

Mo: “Sorry that isn’t me on the right!”

Me: *laughing* “Of course not, but that’s you on the left, correct?”

GOLD

[Rambone]

Thank God I’m a country boy