Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread

[Rambone]

Looking at the pictures on this thread and now I'm heading out to go food shopping. I bet I see many girls hotter than her.

At least she reminded you to stop by the deli for sliced roast beef. Generic brand, not Boar’s Head

[Royalty]

Look at his face, there's a man that's had enough of her hijinx too !

Reminds me of Joe Pesci when he is going to become a “made” guy. Pesci arrives at a house, and is escorted into a room that he believes is going to be filled with Italian crime family dignitaries.

But no; it’s an empty room with a table and a swordfish on the wall.

Then he gets shot in the back of the head.

[Kindasmelly]

meeting Monica was the pinnacle of my time around bodybuilding. Theres not enough numbers in the universe to count how many times I cracked one off to her

[Royalty]

She’s gross

[falco]

Why the animosity towards her? Is she a bad person? Nobody stays young forever..

[The General]

Thank you 

[Taffin]

meeting Monica was the pinnacle of my time around bodybuilding. Theres not enough numbers in the universe to count how many times I cracked one off to her

Totally understandable - I just cracked me one off just thinking about you cracking one off to her!    (prolly needs a no homo right about here)

[Rambone]

Why the animosity towards her? Is she a bad person? Nobody stays young forever..

It’s a mixture of the annoyances of some weird schmoe or Mo’s assistant trying to keep her relevant, and the fact that a former fitness model losing the grips on the one thing that made her famous is a sad, sad sight. She’s 10 years too late as far a YouTube is concerned.

[Taffin]

It’s a mixture of the annoyances of some weird schmoe or Mo’s assistant trying to keep her relevant, and the fact that a former fitness model losing the grips on the one thing that made her famous is a sad, sad sight. She’s 10 years too late as far a YouTube is concerned.

Agreed - but I would still enjoy putting her in stirrups and using my personal speculum on her

[BB]

You just never get anything of substance from her posts, it would be different if we actually had a running dialog. .

[Royalty]

Why the animosity towards her? Is she a bad person? Nobody stays young forever..

She is actually a horrible person

When Cedric McMillan died, Monica didn’t give her condolences in Cedric’s Rest In Peace thread.

Nope.

She waited a couple days and bumped this thread and said “RIP Cedric”

Monica only cared about seeing her “appreciation thread” at the top of the board (and increasing the post count in this thread)

What kind of person starts an appreciation thread about themselves??

[Rambone]

She is actually a horrible person

When Cedric McMillan died, Monica didn’t give her condolences in Cedric’s Rest In Peace thread.

Nope.

She waited a couple days and bumped this thread and said “RIP Cedric”

Monica only cared about seeing her name at the top of the board (and increasing the post count in this thread)

I need firm evidence that the General is indeed Monica. Until then, I believe it’s a deranged schmoe

[Royalty]

I need firm evidence that the General is indeed Monica. Until then, I believe it’s a deranged schmoe

No schmoe becomes obsessed with a fitness woman 25 years after her prime.


It’s Monica.

She is desperate for attention. (I.E. doing hand stands in front of A-Rod)

[Rambone]

No schmoe becomes obsessed with a fitness woman 25 years after her prime.


It’s Monica.

She is desperate for attention. (I.E. doing hand stands in front of A-Rod)

Shame on me for questioning you! You’re right, but doesn’t that mean she’s a glutton for punishment? And why would she choose a dying message board?

[Royalty]

Shame on me for questioning you! You’re right, but doesn’t that mean she’s a glutton for punishment? And why would she choose a dying message board?

Getbig.com is still a major player on the pro bodybuilding scene.

[Rambone]

Getbig.com is still a major player on the pro bodybuilding scene.

So it’s not a sewer like Palumbo always says?

[falco]

She is actually a horrible person

When Cedric McMillan died, Monica didn’t give her condolences in Cedric’s Rest In Peace thread.

Nope.

She waited a couple days and bumped this thread and said “RIP Cedric”

Monica only cared about seeing her “appreciation thread” at the top of the board (and increasing the post count in this thread)

What kind of person starts an appreciation thread about themselves??

Christ.. What a douche! She is old enough to act more mature and decent.

[Taffin]

I need firm evidence that the General is indeed Monica. Until then, I believe it’s a deranged schmoe

Hahaha - not sure why, but when I read your words the image of some guy in his Monica nutty-room * dancing round 'tucked into' a bikini and ill-fitting blonde wig flashed thought my minds-eye...

* You know, the type that psychos always have in movies - dimly lit with loads of pictures, clipped articles, other memorabilia and some insane scribbling on the walls 

[Taffin]

Getbig.com is still a major player on the pro bodybuilding scene.

So it’s not a sewer like Palumbo always says?

Bit of both, surely...?

[Humble Narcissist]

Agreed - but I would still enjoy putting her in stirrups and using my personal speculum on her

She gets the Getbig treatment but we would all still bang her if we had the chance.

[Rambone]

Hahaha - not sure why, but when I read your words the image of some guy in his Monica nutty-room * dancing round 'tucked into' a bikini and ill-fitting blonde wig flashed thought my minds-eye...

* You know, the type that psychos always have in movies - dimly lit with loads of pictures, clipped articles, other memorabilia and some insane scribbling on the walls 

Parsh!?

[Royalty]

Monica did you ever see the movie “My Cousin Vinny”? 

[Taffin]

Parsh!?

Nope, laughing so much the fleshlight kept falling off...

[Rambone]

Mo, what’s a yute?

[Royalty]

Mo (may I refer to you as Mo?)

The gentleman who played the judge in “My Cousin Vinny” also played Herman Munster.

Isn’t that interesting?

Hmmmmmm