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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2250 on: May 05, 2024, 01:46:00 PM »
have a blessed Sunday everyone  :-*

Thanks - any chance of making a deposit in your sausage wallet?
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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2251 on: May 05, 2024, 02:19:05 PM »
have a blessed Sunday everyone  :-*
Was expecting a current picture of your lovely smile.

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2252 on: May 05, 2024, 02:30:30 PM »
Was expecting a current picture of your lovely smile.

I think you spelled vajayjay wrong my friend
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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2253 on: May 06, 2024, 01:35:23 AM »
I think you spelled vajayjay wrong my friend

Let's start slowly. :D

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2254 on: May 06, 2024, 03:35:44 AM »
Let's start slowly. :D

Are you suggesting I could be more subtle?  ;D
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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2255 on: May 06, 2024, 04:22:11 AM »
Are you suggesting I could be more subtle?  ;D

Just a little bit.

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2256 on: May 06, 2024, 04:48:29 AM »
Just a little bit.

OK - here goes

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Hi Monica - hope you're doing OK and you don't mind me sending you this little note expressing my appreciation of you.

As a big fan, I've long admired the way you carried that higher level of muscular conditioning while always remaining very feminine - and beautiful if I may so  :).  Although I live a long way away from you, I've always dreamed that one evening I might find myself on a romantic date with you.  It would be somewhere exotic, perhaps edging onto a private beach in the tropics, and we would enjoy a full silver service under the moonlight.  During dinner, we would find we shared several interests, and be amazed at how similar our views of the world were, quickly establishing a deep rapport that we were both pleasantly surprised by - like we'd known each other for yours and had finally found one another

After dinner, we might take a stroll down that same quiet beach - perhaps at this point even hand-in-hand?  We'd laugh at each others shy jokes, basking in the beautiful moonlight, until we found our pace slowing, and we decided to sit for a while on a fallen tree close nearby.  At this point, we would both be feeling that wonderful excited tension that forms in one's chest when you realise you are about to kiss the one close by you... we'd turn and look into each others eyes... I'd gently stroke that strand of hair away from your beautiful face... lean in towards you... and then...

Flip you over the tree and mercilessly (and consensually) ravage your blood-orange, while I howled like a wolf at the moon, until I emptied my love deep inside you with an electric snap and walked away from your panting body with shaking legs, both of us spent...

Ah well - a man can but dream...

Always your biggest fan💘
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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2257 on: May 08, 2024, 10:30:52 AM »
dream on  :-*

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2258 on: May 08, 2024, 02:20:34 PM »
Dear Monica, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager,
and my home phone at the Bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways; fuck it, what's been up?
mo how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her bonnie
I read about your uncle ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch
who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your
Biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with rawkus too,
that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this mo, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is stan

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2259 on: May 08, 2024, 03:16:36 PM »
Dear Monica, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager,
and my home phone at the Bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways; fuck it, what's been up?
mo how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her bonnie
I read about your uncle ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch
who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your
Biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with rawkus too,
that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this mo, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is stan

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My clam’s gone dry, I'm wondering how
It even got wet at all
The 90’s fame clouds up my delusional mind
But I can't tell at all
And even if I could, it'd all be grey (like my bush)
Put my poster on your wall
It reminds you that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2260 on: May 09, 2024, 12:07:01 AM »
[Chorus: Dido]
My clam’s gone dry, I'm wondering how
It even got wet at all
The 90’s fame clouds up my delusional mind
But I can't tell at all
And even if I could, it'd all be grey (like my bush)
Put my poster on your wall
It reminds you that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
:D

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2261 on: May 09, 2024, 02:30:43 AM »
[Chorus: Dido]
My clam’s gone dry, I'm wondering how
It even got wet at all
The 90’s fame clouds up my delusional mind
But I can't tell at all
And even if I could, it'd all be grey (like my bush)
Put my poster on your wall
It reminds you that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

Bravo!!

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2262 on: May 09, 2024, 06:06:14 AM »
Mo's latest interview;


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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2263 on: May 09, 2024, 09:16:54 AM »
dream on  :-*

i would have pity sex with sickle cell monica but would throw a towel over her if any witnesses walked past


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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2264 on: May 12, 2024, 05:31:35 AM »
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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2265 on: May 17, 2024, 01:06:54 PM »
happy anniversary  :-*

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2266 on: May 17, 2024, 05:08:58 PM »
happy anniversary  :-*

I thought I'd have a go at that face-swapping thing that BB does - he makes it look easy - but I ended up with something vaguely disturbing...

I can't fap to this
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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2267 on: May 17, 2024, 05:10:42 PM »
Happy anniversary to Coach and Nattie by Nature

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2268 on: May 17, 2024, 05:14:43 PM »
Interesting haircut. What’s the deal with the hair on the forehead?

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2269 on: May 17, 2024, 05:15:35 PM »
New hair grafts. It will fill in nicely. Just like Mo’s

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2270 on: May 17, 2024, 05:17:11 PM »
Interesting haircut. What’s the deal with the hair on the forehead?

Yeh, the AI couldn't cope with that guys 5 head for some reason - I should have done it old school with MS Paint but I was trying to run with the kool kids... ;D
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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2271 on: May 17, 2024, 05:18:20 PM »
New hair grafts. It will fill in nicely. Just like Mo’s

Who cares about her head?  I'm hoping that the only part of her body I'm concerned about is completely bald! :D
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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2272 on: May 17, 2024, 05:18:46 PM »
Yeh, the AI couldn't cope with that guys 5 head for some reason - I should have done it old school with MS Paint but I was trying to run with the kool kids... ;D

Just slap Roelly’s squint face over it and call it a day

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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2273 on: May 17, 2024, 05:29:18 PM »
Just slap Roelly’s squint face over it and call it a day

I should have listened to you and used Paint

AI can't cope with Roelly's squint - it made him look normal - I need help from BB or something - gotta be honest, I'm struggling to maintain an erection here...
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Re: Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread
« Reply #2274 on: May 17, 2024, 05:30:06 PM »
Struggling but not failing...
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