Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread

[The General]

gd morning to u 

[Humble Narcissist]

^^^ Can we see the front shot?

[Phantom Spunker]

^^^ Can we see the front shot?

A friend of mine actually fucked Monica after hooking up with her on Tinder a couple years ago now. He said her tits were disgusting. 

[Humble Narcissist]

A friend of mine actually fucked Monica after hooking up with her on Tinder a couple years ago now. He said her tits were disgusting. 

I'm sure many people have.

[NarcissisticDeity]

 

[Rambone]

Moar black and whites of Mo! I love ancient history

[The General]

 

[Sandrock]

A friend of mine actually fucked Monica after hooking up with her on Tinder a couple years ago now. He said her tits were disgusting. 

1) I love that this was posted in the Monica Brant appreciation thread

2) Disgusting how, exactly?

3) Did he mention the quality of her anus at all?

[Phantom Spunker]

1) I love that this was posted in the Monica Brant appreciation thread

2) Disgusting how, exactly?

3) Did he mention the quality of her anus at all?

He actually met her by chance as he was swiping through Tinder and found one with a blank profile picture and just random stupid photos of horses and shit like that. It mentioned she was only staying overnight so he took a gamble on it being a horny slag and matched with her.

He couldn't believe it when she turned up at the hotel, but he decided not to let her know that he recognized her. He said she was weird as fuck. Tits like hardened bags of cement, and she was always doing strange things like humming 'Kumbaya' and 'He's Got the Whole World in His Hands' while ballet dancing around the room.

He also said that at one point during the night, she brazenly farted really loudly and then remarked 'who's the asshole talking shit behind my back?' before roaring laughing. Basically, he thought she was mentally ill.

[AbrahamG]

He actually met her by chance as he was swiping through Tinder and found one with a blank profile picture and just random stupid photos of horses and shit like that. It mentioned she was only staying overnight so he took a gamble on it being a horny slag and matched with her.

He couldn't believe it when she turned up at the hotel, but he decided not to let her know that he recognized her. He said she was weird as fuck. Tits like hardened bags of cement, and she was always doing strange things like humming 'Kumbaya' and 'He's Got the Whole World in His Hands' while ballet dancing around the room.

He also said that at one point during the night, she brazenly farted really loudly and then remarked 'who's the asshole talking shit behind my back?' before roaring laughing. Basically, he thought she was mentally ill.

That's hilarious.  Sounds like drug induced mental illness in my non professional view.

[Humble Narcissist]

He actually met her by chance as he was swiping through Tinder and found one with a blank profile picture and just random stupid photos of horses and shit like that. It mentioned she was only staying overnight so he took a gamble on it being a horny slag and matched with her.

He couldn't believe it when she turned up at the hotel, but he decided not to let her know that he recognized her. He said she was weird as fuck. Tits like hardened bags of cement, and she was always doing strange things like humming 'Kumbaya' and 'He's Got the Whole World in His Hands' while ballet dancing around the room.

He also said that at one point during the night, she brazenly farted really loudly and then remarked 'who's the asshole talking shit behind my back?' before roaring laughing. Basically, he thought she was mentally ill.

Epic story. I'm guessing The General won't be posting anytime soon.

[falco]

He actually met her by chance as he was swiping through Tinder and found one with a blank profile picture and just random stupid photos of horses and shit like that. It mentioned she was only staying overnight so he took a gamble on it being a horny slag and matched with her.

He couldn't believe it when she turned up at the hotel, but he decided not to let her know that he recognized her. He said she was weird as fuck. Tits like hardened bags of cement, and she was always doing strange things like humming 'Kumbaya' and 'He's Got the Whole World in His Hands' while ballet dancing around the room.

He also said that at one point during the night, she brazenly farted really loudly and then remarked 'who's the asshole talking shit behind my back?' before roaring laughing. Basically, he thought she was mentally ill.

Silicon implants get hard with time, like tyres. Should be changed every 10 years or so.

[BB]

He actually met her by chance as he was swiping through Tinder and found one with a blank profile picture and just random stupid photos of horses and shit like that. It mentioned she was only staying overnight so he took a gamble on it being a horny slag and matched with her.

He couldn't believe it when she turned up at the hotel, but he decided not to let her know that he recognized her. He said she was weird as fuck. Tits like hardened bags of cement, and she was always doing strange things like humming 'Kumbaya' and 'He's Got the Whole World in His Hands' while ballet dancing around the room.

He also said that at one point during the night, she brazenly farted really loudly and then remarked 'who's the asshole talking shit behind my back?' before roaring laughing. Basically, he thought she was mentally ill.

Mo's getting angry, some unlucky Tinder date might be getting the worst hand job of their lives soon! -

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(Titties are looking rough in that pic from the side. Mo, you fixed those jammies? )

[joswift]

He actually met her by chance as he was swiping through Tinder and found one with a blank profile picture and just random stupid photos of horses and shit like that. It mentioned she was only staying overnight so he took a gamble on it being a horny slag and matched with her.

He couldn't believe it when she turned up at the hotel, but he decided not to let her know that he recognized her. He said she was weird as fuck. Tits like hardened bags of cement, and she was always doing strange things like humming 'Kumbaya' and 'He's Got the Whole World in His Hands' while ballet dancing around the room.

He also said that at one point during the night, she brazenly farted really loudly and then remarked 'who's the asshole talking shit behind my back?' before roaring laughing. Basically, he thought she was mentally ill.

shes as unfadeable as Brian....

[Skeletor]

1) I love that this was posted in the Monica Brant appreciation thread

2) Disgusting how, exactly?

3) Did he mention the quality of her anus at all?

Was going to ask if he had pictures of the hole of her butt, but "did he mention the quality of her anus" sounds just as good.

[Sandrock]

He actually met her by chance as he was swiping through Tinder and found one with a blank profile picture and just random stupid photos of horses and shit like that. It mentioned she was only staying overnight so he took a gamble on it being a horny slag and matched with her.

He couldn't believe it when she turned up at the hotel, but he decided not to let her know that he recognized her. He said she was weird as fuck. Tits like hardened bags of cement, and she was always doing strange things like humming 'Kumbaya' and 'He's Got the Whole World in His Hands' while ballet dancing around the room.

He also said that at one point during the night, she brazenly farted really loudly and then remarked 'who's the asshole talking shit behind my back?' before roaring laughing. Basically, he thought she was mentally ill.

I can't tell if this is a joke post or for reals but it's fucking great either way.  I bet the megafarting gets a few getbiggers even more worked up for Monica than before,

[Sandrock]

Was going to ask if he had pictures of the hole of her butt, but "did he mention the quality of her anus" sounds just as good.

One of the main criterias of judgment I judge women with is the quality of their anuses

[Humble Narcissist]

Was going to ask if he had pictures of the hole of her butt, but "did he mention the quality of her anus" sounds just as good.

"hole of her butt."

[The General]

 

[Rambone]

Was going to ask if he had pictures of the hole of her butt, but "did he mention the quality of her anus" sounds just as good.

Legit lol’d

[NarcissisticDeity]

 

[Humble Narcissist]

Well, she's back!

[joswift]

Well, she's back!

Cant be faded...

[Humble Narcissist]

Cant be faded...

Unfortunately.

[Phantom Spunker]

Fuck sake, I just got faded by Monica Brant. These narcissists are indestructible, lol.