Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread

[Taffin]

Oh please, he wouldn't have the balls to mess around with Monica.

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[The General]

Ok, so the list -

Definitely -

1) Bill Phillips 2) Frank Sepe 3) Titus 4) Newman

Maybe -

5) O'Hearn, 6) Sarcev

Probably not -

Robert Kennedy, Mickey Rourke - I just threw this one out for fun, but he probably tried. 

Blink twice if warm    .

you forgot:  lynda thoresen, Joanne lee,

[Taffin]

Ok, so the list -

Definitely -

1) Bill Phillips 2) Frank Sepe 3) Titus 4) Newman

Maybe -

5) O'Hearn, 6) Sarcev

Probably not -

Robert Kennedy, Mickey Rourke - I just threw this one out for fun, but he probably tried. 

Blink twice if warm    .

I cannot believe that not even one of the guys who rode the train through Brant City was thoughtful enough to take a close up polaroid of her anus and leak it to us fans - what the fuck happened to being a gentleman!?

[BB]

you forgot:  lynda thoresen, Joanne lee,

Noted -

Now we'll go on to guys that never had a shot -

1) Jay looks scared -

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2) Tom was probably too old and odd, also you're mighty close to that banana thong of his, notice any unsightly smells? Tom seems like the kind of guy to perfume his nuts  -

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3) Will's said to be a puppy dog around you fitness broads, more cute and goofy than creepy -

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Also  in honor of the month, has Monica ever been -

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Going to say no, but Cormier probably would be the one to come closest.

[BB]

I cannot believe that not even one of the guys who rode the train through Brant City was thoughtful enough to take a close up polaroid of her anus and leak it to us fans - what the fuck happened to being a gentleman!?

Monica seems like a prude, probably why she liked Titus, he probably just went for it.

Monica couldn't even bless us with one of those Playboy Hardbodies things .

[The General]

Noted -

Now we'll go on to guys that never had a shot -

1) Jay looks scared -

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2) Tom was probably too old and odd, also you're mighty close to that banana thong of his, notice any unsightly smells? Tom seems like the kind of guy to perfume his nuts  -

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3) Will's said to be a puppy dog around you fitness broads, more cute and goofy than creepy -

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Also  in honor of the month, has Monica ever been -

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Going to say no, but Cormier probably would be the one to come closest.

 

[BB]

Black suit with white snow flakes? Could this be code for something? .

Also, any truth to the rumor you had a Kelly Ryan voodoo doll after she stole Craig, and started moving up the fitness ranks?

[The Scott]

Pass the Morton's...

[kreator]

So a girl who has lots of sexual partners is a slut, while guys who do the same are studs? Man- some shit never changes, lol

If a woman wants to sleep with many men sll she has to do is exist. If a man wants to sleep with many women he has to stand out from the rest. Let me put it this way. If a lock is open by many keys it‘s a shitty lock but if a key opens a lot of locks, it‘s a master key.

[kreator]

Monica seems like a prude, probably why she liked Titus, he probably just went for it.

Monica couldn't even bless us with one of those Playboy Hardbodies things .

Titus was a good looking „bad boy“ type with muscles and lots of test in his body. It‘s primal for a woman to be sexually attracted to this type. Of course he nailed her.

[Chidoman]

Self Centered dumb K-U-N-T-S....would still hit...

[The General]

check her latest interview its about herself ..... by the way she will be at the Arnold's this year. 

[deadz]

check her latest interview its about herself ..... by the way she will be at the Arnold's this year. 

About herself, no way and The Arnold…who cares.

[chaos]

If nobody knew who she was and saw her in the airport or grocery store, would she be considered attractive

[The Scott]

She needs to get a real job.  Well...The world needs ditch diggers too.

[The Scott]

If nobody knew who she was and saw her in the airport or grocery store, would she be considered attractive

She's pretty...weird. Yeah.  Pretty weird.

[Fortress]

If a woman wants to sleep with many men, all she has to do is exist. If a man wants to sleep with many women, he has to stand out from the rest. Let me put it this way. If a lock is open by many keys, it’s a shitty lock, but if a key opens a lot of locks, it is a master key.

Hundreds of years of wisdom and truth.

[Palumboism]

Monica interviews Palumbo.

[Taffin]

If a woman wants to sleep with many men sll she has to do is exist. If a man wants to sleep with many women he has to stand out from the rest. Let me put it this way. If a lock is open by many keys it‘s a shitty lock but if a key opens a lot of locks, it‘s a master key.

[Taffin]

If nobody knew who she was and saw her in the airport or grocery store, would she be considered attractive

I suppose that depends on your personal interpretation of that word, 'attractive'

If you're asking whether - when stood in closely in line behind Monica - would I attempt to surreptitiously take out my c0ck and try to secretly wipe it on her back, then yes - by that measure she is attractive

[chaos]

I suppose that depends on your personal interpretation of that word, 'attractive'

If you're asking whether - when stood in closely in line behind Monica - would I attempt to surreptitiously take out my c0ck and try to secretly wipe it on her back, then yes - by that measure she is attractive

No cumshot, no evidence

[BB]

If you're asking whether - when stood in closely in line behind Monica - would I attempt to surreptitiously take out my c0ck and try to secretly wipe it on her back, then yes - by that measure she is attractive

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Let them never say Getbig isn't full of gentlemen.

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[BB]

check her latest interview its about herself ..... by the way she will be at the Arnold's this year. 

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"First person that watches gets an oven mitt handjob!"

[Omega Male]

If nobody knew who she was and saw her in the airport or grocery store, would she be considered attractive

Guess it depends if she still got dat ass.

[deadz]

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"First person that watches gets an oven mitt handjob!"

Doesn’t look like the “fitness life” paid well.