Author Topic: Bon Jovi (Read 3185 times)

Coach is Back! · « **on:** October 30, 2021, 11:55:31 PM »

….is a pussy

https://nypost.com/2021/10/31/jon-bon-jovi-tests-positive-for-covid-19-cancels-miami-beach-concert/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=com.duckduckgo.mobile.ios.OpenAction2

WeightPSHR · « **Reply #1 on:** October 31, 2021, 12:21:47 AM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on October 30, 2021, 11:55:31 PM

….is a pussy

https://nypost.com/2021/10/31/jon-bon-jovi-tests-positive-for-covid-19-cancels-miami-beach-concert/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=com.duckduckgo.mobile.ios.OpenAction2

But wait, isn't he vaccinated

Let me guess, be didn't get his booster.

IroNat · « **Reply #2 on:** October 31, 2021, 03:51:34 AM »

Florida is at fault.

Flexacon · « **Reply #3 on:** October 31, 2021, 04:08:02 AM »

Not worth the potential lawsuits for him

ChristopherA · « **Reply #4 on:** October 31, 2021, 04:31:34 AM »

I'm sure since the rest of the band performed everyone didn't get a refund on their tickets? What horseshit. Not that I like him but if I went to see Bon Jovi I would want to see BON JOVI not just his shitty band

_bruce_ · « **Reply #5 on:** October 31, 2021, 04:47:01 AM »

Old and useless... initially cancels concerts then his existence.

loco · « **Reply #6 on:** October 31, 2021, 05:02:17 AM »

Quote from: WeightPSHR on October 31, 2021, 12:21:47 AM

But wait, isn't he vaccinated

Let me guess, be didn't get his booster.

He probably did get some COVID vaccine boosters, but he failed to get his fifth one. So it's his fault.

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #7 on:** October 31, 2021, 07:26:38 AM »

OAK had front row seats. SAD

pamith · « **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2021, 10:28:55 AM »

Poor soul

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #9 on:** October 31, 2021, 10:38:25 AM »

I would get it if it were like few days or so before but a few minutes wouldn't have made any difference

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #10 on:** October 31, 2021, 10:42:35 AM »

I am reminded of when triumph insult comedy dog went to a Bon Jovi concert and interviewed Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray who was the opening act. Triumph said that by being the opening act Sugar Ray was even worse than Bon Jovi.😂

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #11 on:** October 31, 2021, 10:43:17 AM »

Quote from: Flexacon on October 31, 2021, 04:08:02 AM

Not worth the potential lawsuits for him

Even though I agree with Coach's assessment of JBJ, I also think your take is a valid one in the litigious society we inhabit.

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #12 on:** October 31, 2021, 10:45:06 AM »

Quote from: SOMEPARTS on October 31, 2021, 07:26:38 AM

OAK had front row seats. SAD

Hahaha

Apparently, Oak had gotten a cocktail of all the major pharmaceutical company booster shots just for the event.

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #13 on:** October 31, 2021, 10:49:26 AM »

I often keep the classic rock music channel on in the house. A while ago they started playing 80s hair band shit like Bon Jovi and poison trying to pass it off as classic rock. I quickly stopped tuning into the the channel. I guess a lot of other people did too. I recently checked it out and they stopped doing that shit.

You don’t pull the wool over classic rock guys’ eyes.💪

Rambone · « **Reply #14 on:** October 31, 2021, 11:09:34 AM »

Has transitioned nicely into a full-blown lesbian.

Fortress · « **Reply #15 on:** November 01, 2021, 03:32:33 PM »

Not that he was ever cool, really, but, boy, has Jon Bovi ever evolved into an estrogen-soaked tosser.

That recent album of his features a full LP of shitty fag tunes.

Even as a young hard rock and metal fan in 1984 I sensed the man’s impending descent into knob-gobbling ‘tardville.

Sambora has to be feeling so good to no longer be a part of the shitshow.

Kwon · « **Reply #16 on:** November 01, 2021, 03:37:38 PM »

Will never remove my tattoos

Abelard Lindsey · « **Reply #17 on:** November 02, 2021, 04:18:45 PM »

Bad medicine.

Same thing happened to the front man for Judas Priest. He was also vaccinated.

cheftim · « **Reply #18 on:** November 02, 2021, 04:28:53 PM »

Had three run ins with Bon Jovi and one with his daughter. He lived a couple houses down from where I worked in East Hampton and Id see him everyday in the gym. Every summer he has a major star studded party. I put on my Chef coat and snuck inside acting like I was part of the catering crew. Dumped my chef coat when I got inside and was mingling with the stars. Was chatting up Paltrow. Bon Jovi saw me and the security guards took me out front and beat me up on the lawn.

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #19 on:** November 02, 2021, 04:34:16 PM »

Haha... Never cared for their music. Jon Bon Jovi is starting to look like a grandmother.

"1"

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #20 on:** November 02, 2021, 04:34:59 PM »

Quote from: cheftim on November 02, 2021, 04:28:53 PM

Had three run ins with Bon Jovi and one with his daughter. He lived a couple houses down from where I worked in East Hampton and Id see him everyday in the gym. Every summer he has a major star studded party. I put on my Chef coat and snuck inside acting like I was part of the catering crew. Dumped my chef coat when I got inside and was mingling with the stars. Was chatting up Paltrow. Bon Jovi saw me and the security guards took me out front and beat me up on the lawn.

Either this actually happened or you have a hellava imagination.😂😂😂

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 02, 2021, 04:45:12 PM »

Quote from: Thin Lizzy on October 31, 2021, 10:49:26 AM

I often keep the classic rock music channel on in the house. A while ago they started playing 80s hair band shit like Bon Jovi and poison trying to pass it off as classic rock. I quickly stopped tuning into the the channel. I guess a lot of other people did too. I recently checked it out and they stopped doing that shit.

You don’t pull the wool over classic rock guys’ eyes.💪

On Sirius XM they delineate between the two. Classic Vinyl on 26 and Classic Rewind on 25. Keeps everybody in their lane.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #22 on:** November 02, 2021, 05:22:54 PM »

Quote from: cheftim on November 02, 2021, 04:28:53 PM

Had three run ins with Bon Jovi and one with his daughter. He lived a couple houses down from where I worked in East Hampton and Id see him everyday in the gym. Every summer he has a major star studded party. I put on my Chef coat and snuck inside acting like I was part of the catering crew. Dumped my chef coat when I got inside and was mingling with the stars. Was chatting up Paltrow. Bon Jovi saw me and the security guards took me out front and beat me up on the lawn.

Did you sniff Paltrow's panties?

Megalodon · « **Reply #23 on:** November 02, 2021, 06:03:35 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on November 01, 2021, 03:37:38 PM

Will never remove my tattoos

These ones are stupid.

Someone working on a dock or something, makes no sense.

cheftim · « **Reply #24 on:** November 02, 2021, 06:09:22 PM »

Quote from: Thin Lizzy on November 02, 2021, 04:34:59 PM

Either this actually happened or you have a hellava imagination.😂😂😂

No true story. The next summer his daughter wrapped her car around a tree outside my employers estate. If anyone knows lily pond lane its lined with massive beech trees. Coworker and I were going out for a burger and the accident just happened. She was fine but historical pleading with us not to call the cops but call her dad. He came and thanked us. Acted like he didn't know who I was.