Dead Serious Post--Not a Joke

[Les Grossman]

Im not sure i can offer her any more angles, Ive sent so many

I know.

I started sending her close up pics of my asshole and I name all the files “Winking at You Sexy Girl!”

[Les Grossman]

A little soft around the eyes...



"1"

That’s Liberace-level soft.

The squidgy dickrider makes Shizzo look macho.

[Hypertrophy]

praise jeebus I found the video

https://vimeo.com/538536715

Never in a million years would I have thought that was your neighbor, haha, Has to be OAK!

[djliftsthings]

Never in a million years would I have thought that was your neighbor, haha, Has to be OAK!

fuck hey can you believe that - I dont give a fuck if anyones gay, but dont play the victim card every hour of every day

[Pray_4_War]

well its brutally funny but this is actually happening 

My neighbour is taking me to civil court to attempt to make me pay for his 12 thousand dollar camera security system because he "doesnt feel safe living next to me" and says if it werent for me living here he wouldnt had to have installed it. My poor lawyer was in tears laughing when I told him this, thought he was gonna pee himself

Yeah, that's not how the law works.

[tommywishbone]

Burn his fucking house down ! 

What a complete tool.

Burn that fucker down.

[Skeletor]

the neighbour

"He looks like a gloriously youthful person who is so visually striking that if you saw him in person, you'd be blown away. His features appear to be almost perfectly symmetrical and proportional. He's a black man with pale blue/green eyes and light flawless skin. He's masculine in terms of his facial structure and physical build. The only flaw I see is that he is too perfect, which sometimes translates to being pretty...a term best saved for females.

Being handsome is great. But, it isn't enough. What else does he have going on? Does he have substance? Is he intelligent? Is he interesting? Does he have a good sense of humor? Is he compassionate? Is he romantic? Is he a winner? Is he sexual?

I've met people who were so beautiful or handsome that at first that's all you saw about them. Once they started talking and you looked deeper, you were let down because you realized their good looks were all there was positive about them. They were just a beautiful storefront on an outhouse. You cannot judge a book by its cover.

For his sake, I hope he's got more going for himself than just how well he photographs."

praise jeebus I found the video

https://vimeo.com/538536715

[Coach is Back!]

https://nypost.com/2021/10/19/woman-sues-kelloggs-over-strawberry-pop-tarts-lacking-berries/

[Marty Champions]

Avesher how long have u dated the afro canadian

[bhank]

Ok You got me I can't ignore this I wanted to stay away but you having an even gayer version of Vince living next door is just comic gold. I mean eating in soup kitchens living off food stamps isn't that bad but not being able to afford to not sharing a fence with that freak bwhaha Poverty sucks. There but for the grace of god go I should not laugh but it couldn't happen to a nicer guy. My neighbor has a 4 acre lot he never comes near the Fence I couldn't pick him out of a lineup. Privacy is nice

[falco]

Ok You got me I can't ignore this I wanted to stay away but you having an even gayer version of Vince living next door is just comic gold. I mean eating in soup kitchens living off food stamps isn't that bad but not being able to afford to not sharing a fence with that freak bwhaha Poverty sucks. There but for the grace of god go I should not laugh but it couldn't happen to a nicer guy. My neighbor has a 4 acre lot he never comes near the Fence I couldn't pick him out of a lineup. Privacy is nice

Why? You are loved over here.

[GymnJuice]

Welcome to the hotel getbig. Has the 405 happened yet?

[Marty Champions]

avesher bhank goodrum and wescocks should start a rock band called phaggot

[bhank]

Welcome to the hotel getbig. Has the 405 happened yet?

I don’t even have knee sleeves yet and I trained legs Monday you guys have no fuckimg patience. To be honest I was hoping to squat today but the knee is not feeling good after squatting Monday. I am hoping to squat tomorrow again without sleeves. Once I actually have sleeves I will lower the reps. I literally have the return box in the car with me know and I am sending back the wrong size today. But again after  2 squat workouts without sleeves I have not hit failure yet. I am going to wait for sleeves before going much heavier as already feeling instability in the knees. The left slipped 2 days ago walking up stairs and the right feels jacked up today

[Walter Sobchak]

I don’t even have knee sleeves yet and I trained legs Monday you guys have no fuckimg patience. To be honest I was hoping to squat today but the knee is not feeling good after squatting Monday. I am hoping to squat tomorrow again without sleeves. Once I actually have sleeves I will lower the reps. I literally have the return box in the car with me know and I am sending back the wrong size today. But again after  2 squat workouts without sleeves I have not hit failure yet. I am going to wait for sleeves before going much heavier as already feeling instability in the knees. The left slipped 2 days ago walking up stairs and the right feels jacked up today

Your excuses are gayer than you are.

You were definitely an army suckboi.

[djliftsthings]

Bhank came back for this? Brutal reason

[joswift]

Ok You got me I can't ignore this I wanted to stay away but you having an even gayer version of Vince living next door is just comic gold. I mean eating in soup kitchens living off food stamps isn't that bad but not being able to afford to not sharing a fence with that freak bwhaha Poverty sucks. There but for the grace of god go I should not laugh but it couldn't happen to a nicer guy. My neighbor has a 4 acre lot he never comes near the Fence I couldn't pick him out of a lineup. Privacy is nice

he knows you are on the other side of it....

[djliftsthings]

he knows you are on the other side of it....

 
clearly our girl Emily hasntchecked   her emails or messages yet 

[bhank]

clearly our girl Emily hasntchecked   her emails or messages yet 

Between this and the thread about you not caring if you live or die I came to realize I don’t need to come to Canada to ruin your life. It already sucks. Why put you out of your misery

[pamith]

Brutal if true

[djliftsthings]

Between this and the thread about you not caring if you live or die I came to realize I don’t need to come to Canada to ruin your life. It already sucks. Why out you out of your misery

hahahhah oh god the excuses are gold. Youre such a brutal scared pussy
call Emily and tell her to check her messages on fb and also her emails

a person not caring if they live or die isnt depression, its a state of being content with life you tard.

god youre an excuse making bitch, the laughing stock of the internet

[bhank]

hahahhah oh god the excuses are gold. Youre such a brutal scared pussy
call Emily and tell her to check her messages on fb and also her emails

a person not caring if they live or die isnt depression, its a state of being content with life you tard.

god youre an excuse making bitch, the laughing stock of the internet

No excuses nothing has changed said from day one I can squat 405lbs and I can. that doesn’t mean I am going to do it without sleeves. But if pretending I am weak and you are strong makes you feel better about your miserable excuse for a life then by all means go right ahead.

[djliftsthings]

No excuses nothing has changed said from day one I can squat 405lbs and I can. that doesn’t mean I am going to do it without sleeves. But if pretending I am weak and you are strong makes you feel better about your miserable excuse for a life then by all means go right ahead.

ok, we all know already you cant squat 405 so lets move on from that.  Bald, weak, pizza face of a 59 year old man, unemployed, going broke, insecure, pages of criminal charges, multiple court dates, going to get dumped soon. Ya Ill take my life over yours any day. Im completely fine if you want to swap videos on getbig today of each of us squatting 315 for reps, no equipment no sleeves nothing. Im going to the gym in 2 or so hours, ill post up mine if you agree to post up yours. 315, reps, video, no sleeves no belt no nothing, just squats

you accept or you gonna be a complete pussy again?

[bhank]

ok, we all know already you cant squat 405 so lets move on from that.  Bald, weak, pizza face of a 59 year old man, unemployed, going broke, insecure, pages of criminal charges, multiple court dates, going to get dumped soon. Ya Ill take my life over yours any day. Im completely fine if you want to swap videos on getbig today of each of us squatting 315 for reps, no equipment no sleeves nothing. Im going to the gym in 2 or so hours, ill post up mine if you agree to post up yours. 315, reps, video, no sleeves no belt no nothing, just squats

you accept or you gonna be a complete pussy again?

Again I said you can have it you need a win even more than I do. I will wait for my sleeves and figure out my max using the rep calculator.  Ur yes by all means let’s see you squatting 315 for reps i feel like you are not in good enough shape to even squat low much less with weight. Let’s see these 315lb calf raises

[djliftsthings]

Again I said you can have it you need a win even more than I do. I will wait for my wraps and figure out my max using the rep calculator

Brian, youre a bitch, literally the biggest pussy on this board. You cant squat 405, youve never won in mma or bjj, you make 1000 excuses not to come up here to my doorstep even though Ive disrespected your mom, your gal and your family. You would literally dial 911 in a second if you came across me. I dont need a win thats not what its about, its about your lying, insecurity and just overall being a complete and total bitch. Its wild you dont see that

can you imagine Emily having this on top of her?