Lmfao reminds me of a guy who told me he liked fucking deaf chicks because they made funny sounds during sex 
Pope was diagnosed with a rare disease that meant he had to fuck a woman to get cured.
He said there had to be three conditions
1. she was blind so she couldnt see who it was
2. she was deaf so she couldnt hear the noises in the Vatican
3, she had massive tits.....