The QuestionWhat's the craziest thing you've ever seen in the gym?Mark Dugdale – IFBB Pro BodybuilderWednesday night workouts once required me to shower at the gym due to another commitment later in the evening. One night after a particularly sweaty leg workout I stripped out of my training clothes, stuffed them into a bag, and neatly placed my clean clothes on the locker room bench before heading into the shower.I shower, towel off, get dressed, and begin checking to make sure I have everything before leaving the locker room. I keep rummaging through my bag and looking around on the floor with no luck. I'm missing my underwear. Not the clean pair I'm wearing now, but the nasty, post-leg workout pair. It's not like they're easily missed due to their bright turquoise color. (Don't ask. I liked the cut and it was the last of my size, okay!)I thought I was losing my mind. Did someone seriously heist my undies? The pair drenched with sweat and stuffed into a bag while the perfectly clean pair was neatly laid on the bench with the rest of my clothes? Only one other person was in the locker room, although I never saw his face. I had someplace to be, so I headed out minus one pair of dirty underwear.A week later I went to use the restroom before starting my workout. Walking out of the locker room I glanced between a couple rows of lockers and saw this younger dude changing. In that brief moment while he was pulling on a pair of shorts something caught my eye – my bright turquoise underwear. It happened so quickly that I just kept walking out into the gym to train, though seriously baffled.As I began to warm-up it kept running through my head. I think that dude swiped, and is now wearing, my post-workout underwear! He was new to the gym. I only saw him a few times and he looked a little creepy to be honest. My mind raced through past events like Sherlock Holmes solving a mystery. Only one probable scenario existed. The longer I dwelled on it the more pissed I got.They say communication is 70% non-verbal. I saw the dude from across the gym I started shooting devil eyes at him. I'm sure my body was saying, "Only weirdos or perverts steal sweaty underwear!" On my second exercise I couldn't handle it anymore and decided to confront the dude. Scanning the gym I didn't see him, so I marched off to check the lock room.Alas, just like my missing undies, he was MIA and I've never seen him back at the gym again. – Mark Dugdale
https://archive.t-nation.com/alpha-life/the-craziest-thing-youve-seen-in-the-gym/Mark went looking for the guy for other reasons...
Interesting story, but it doesn't add up.Soiled underwear isn't stolen just for it to be worn by the thief...
Deserved to be one of the GOAT's in my opinion.
He was in my class at the 98 USA
Is there a funniest thread title award? I snicker every time it gets bumped.
It’s literally a button with hair
Any comment on his cock size??
19 pages about his weewee size is crazy
This is the 19 page thread I didn’t know that I needed
Do you think Mark read through all 19 pages?
Either cried or laughed his way through
Who's crank is smaller? Mark or BHanks with his 2" peeper???Like a "babys pinky stuck in an olive"..
Dedicated to hiking robert
Your shot .lol
Like for like?
All those muscles……..
