Hmmm... now that's a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill if ever I saw one! 
Marry - Newman -
He seems the most wholesome. Plus he had the whole leukemia thing, so it's probably mellowed him, and made him more accepting of people faults.
Fuck - Paris - He's been a Hollywood gay for a lot of years, so he was probably trained up right

, but then again that could make him snooty and stuck up. Then again he was with Rod for a number of years, so maybe he makes a good wife or husbear:).
The real reason though, is I'd just like say "I've been to Paris

!"
Kill Reeves - Someone has to go, and I'll always remember the old gossip book by Jon Gilmore called "Laid Bare" that had this to say about Reeves -
"runs downstairs to the refrigerator to drink all the fucking milk and suck up a few raw eggs to get back the proteins he thinks he’s lost by shooting his little waddie.”
That would get exhausting.