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Caption this pic
« on: November 21, 2021, 02:00:13 AM »



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Re: Caption this pic
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2021, 02:22:15 AM »
I would hit it.

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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2021, 05:01:14 AM »



"I made a WYHI thread, and some replies are in. But don't get your hopes up before we get a reply from Henda..."

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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2021, 05:05:49 AM »
I would hit it.
didnt know you like the bald look     :D


Yes she is very attractive.

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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2021, 06:13:58 AM »



"I made a WYHI thread, and some replies are in. But don't get your hopes up before we get a reply from Henda..."

My dear, I know that I am a woefully short and stunted man, a real shrimp. But you, darling, you are grotesque and gorgeous. Yes, you are a walking contradiction that is as fake, as plastic, and as transparent as the cheap, acrylic heels under your feet. Naïve, bikinied girl, you are a mere copy, a pathetic simulacrum trapped within the mise en abyme of bodybuilding mirrors. Behold your diminishing reflections, your parade of shadowy simulacra! Which one are you? All and none, for you are not real.

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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2021, 07:01:20 AM »
My dear, I know that I am a woefully short and stunted man, a real shrimp. But you, darling, you are grotesque and gorgeous. Yes, you are a walking contradiction that is as fake, as plastic, and as transparent as the cheap, acrylic heels under your feet. Naïve, bikinied girl, you are a mere copy, a pathetic simulacrum trapped within the mise en abyme of bodybuilding mirrors. Behold your diminishing reflections, your parade of shadowy simulacra! Which one are you? All and none, for you are not real.

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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2021, 09:20:37 AM »
I hope it is some Getbig quote she has tattooed on her stomach

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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2021, 09:31:01 AM »
I hope it is some Getbig quote she has tattooed on her stomach

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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2021, 09:33:07 AM »
Caption aside, she’s attractive and should smile. She looks defeated.

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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2021, 09:45:17 AM »


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Did you see what that Sophia Urista did to a fan onstage the other day..?

So I'll sit in the front row until the right moment, then..."
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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2021, 11:10:54 AM »
didnt know you like the bald look     :D


Yes she is very attractive.
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« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2021, 11:21:50 AM »



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« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2021, 11:27:39 AM »
I hope it is some Getbig quote she has tattooed on her stomach

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« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2021, 11:35:03 AM »



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« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2021, 11:38:47 AM »
''sorry but I don't love you anymore, you are getting older and I prefer younger broads''

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« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2021, 11:54:17 AM »
''sorry but I don't love you anymore, you are getting older and I prefer younger broads''


Bro...

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« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2021, 12:51:01 PM »


“Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your bikini. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.”

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« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2021, 12:03:08 AM »
''sorry but I don't love you anymore, you are getting older and I prefer younger broads''

It's funny brutal because it's true.

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« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2021, 12:57:59 AM »
You’re not really pulling off this look. You look like a mom that lost a best

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« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2021, 01:26:24 AM »
“Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your bikini. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.”

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« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2021, 01:36:40 AM »
'So I'm at Argyles ordering breakfast and I notice this lady just staring at me. I get up to walk outside after ordering and she says "I guess when you work out you can eat like that", and I said "oh, yeah, I eat as much as I can." Still kind of weird.'

'Haha, yeah.'

'I ordered two breakfasts, as I am hungry. I mean, it's late.'

'One can be your lunch.'

'Hell no! I have to drive to Raleigh! I am stopping for tacos on the way, and fried chicken I eat when I drive! I mean, I could have introduced myself to the lady and been more polite, but was weird the way she was staring at me and then she commented on my body, and it's like, I don't even know her and I have a girlfriend! I mean, I appreciate people noticing I work out, it's still awkward when a stranger says something, and even more so when they stare or comment about my diet. It's like so I ...'

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« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2021, 03:57:29 AM »
Her posture sucks. Anterior pelvic tilt, rounded shoulders and forward neck.

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« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2021, 05:23:38 AM »
How much to piss on my face?

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« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2021, 06:08:45 AM »
Black shirt mirror guy seems to be jerking off.

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« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2021, 09:40:06 AM »


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