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King Shizzo

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I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« on: December 17, 2021, 08:30:45 AM »
Not from in my ass. Hemorrhoids, can be a bitch for a few days. It's funny from everyone making fun of bhank shitting blood, and now I'm avoiding light-colored bottoms like a woman.

I'm not sticking anything up my ass!
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sync pulse

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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2021, 08:47:07 AM »
Colonoscopy....you need one.
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2021, 08:52:58 AM »
you should like uncle prime take a look at it.
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King Shizzo

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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2021, 08:54:15 AM »
Quote from: sync pulse on December 17, 2021, 08:47:07 AM
Colonoscopy....you need one.
I know what you mean.....but in this case it's hemorrhoids. It's just extremely annoying.

I can feel the bump, so it is an inflamed vain, and it's not something internal, but boy they can bleed when they are popped.....It's a pain in the ass.
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2021, 09:15:33 AM »
soak em in a hot bath and put this stuff  on them.   there you go shitzzo..
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2021, 09:19:19 AM »
Shouldn't this have been posted to the 'Paris' or 'which are gay' threads instead of here?
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2021, 09:27:41 AM »
get some witch hazel big dogg


i remember squatting with the old dudes back in the day - big james’ asshole prolapsed on 4th set of squats right at the beginning or workout - dudes just went in the bathroom and “pushed it back in” said it happened at work a lot and was ‘no big deal’

i told myself that day if i was still doing squats after i was 50yr old i was a dumbass - fck having to tuck my ass back into my anal cavity
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2021, 09:32:27 AM »
Fucking dirty fat bastard
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2021, 10:09:55 AM »
no more squat and leg press forever.
only leg extension & curl.


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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2021, 10:15:00 AM »
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2021, 10:41:22 AM »
You have bleeding hemorrhoids and your first thought is to go on this board for advice? See a proctologist.   
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2021, 10:43:02 AM »
30 days wasn't long enough.
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2021, 10:44:42 AM »
Quote from: King Shizzo on December 17, 2021, 08:30:45 AM
Not from in my ass. Hemorrhoids, can be a bitch for a few days. It's funny from everyone making fun of bhank shitting blood, and now I'm avoiding light-colored bottoms like a woman.

I'm not sticking anything up my ass!
Might want to rethink your cleanliness, shit boy.
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2021, 10:51:18 AM »
Quote from: oldtimer1 on December 17, 2021, 10:41:22 AM
You have bleeding hemorrhoids and your first thought is to go on this board for advice? See a proctologist.
Actually a psychologist.
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2021, 11:23:07 AM »
Quote from: King Shizzo on December 17, 2021, 08:30:45 AM
Not from in my ass. Hemorrhoids, can be a bitch for a few days. It's funny from everyone making fun of bhank shitting blood, and now I'm avoiding light-colored bottoms like a woman.

I'm not sticking anything up my ass!

Geezus, you developed an external hemorrhoid?

How big was that son of a bitch? Uncut I presume?

Lather it in preparation H. DM me if you need a good gastroenterologist in Florida to assess the damage.

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King Shizzo

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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2021, 12:05:15 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on December 17, 2021, 11:23:07 AM
Geezus, you developed an external hemorrhoid?

How big was that son of a bitch? Uncut I presume?

Lather it in preparation H. DM me if you need a good gastroenterologist in Florida to assess the damage.

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Lol! I just remember reading that you can have them internally. I don't stick my finger up my ass, but that is what I consider internal. Sure, it's close to my chocolate starfish, and I can feel the bump when I wipe my ass. There was no blood in my actual stool,

Has nothing to do with cleanliness either. I'm the type of guy to never have shit stains in my underwear.

It happens maybe once or twice a year to me, and it goes away in a few days. Might be the strain from those 405 pound squats.....
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2021, 01:57:21 PM »
Quote from: King Shizzo on December 17, 2021, 08:30:45 AM
Not from in my ass. Hemorrhoids, can be a bitch for a few days. It's funny from everyone making fun of bhank shitting blood, and now I'm avoiding light-colored bottoms like a woman.

I'm not sticking anything up my ass!

King Shitzo..........


try eat more fiber and use wet wipes
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2021, 04:31:55 PM »
Quote from: King Shizzo on December 17, 2021, 12:05:15 PM
Lol! I just remember reading that you can have them internally. I don't stick my finger up my ass, but that is what I consider internal. Sure, it's close to my chocolate starfish, and I can feel the bump when I wipe my ass. There was no blood in my actual stool,

Has nothing to do with cleanliness either. I'm the type of guy to never have shit stains in my underwear.

It happens maybe once or twice a year to me, and it goes away in a few days. Might be the strain from taking those 9" black cocks dry

Welcome back fuckface.
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2021, 05:42:50 PM »
Quote from: AbrahamG on December 17, 2021, 04:31:55 PM
Welcome back fuckface.
Wes gimmick outed!!!!!!!!111
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2021, 09:12:42 PM »
Quote from: King Shizzo on December 17, 2021, 08:30:45 AM
Not from in my ass. Hemorrhoids, can be a bitch for a few days. It's funny from everyone making fun of bhank shitting blood, and now I'm avoiding light-colored bottoms like a woman.

I'm not sticking anything up my ass!

Quality fucking thread.

It’s a damn good thing Ron Avidan brought back this type of crap.

Shizzo playing the “bhank ass bleed” angle to try to get some fucking attention.

Fucking idiot…
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2021, 09:26:05 PM »
That's from straining on the toilet, never ever strain or push, just sit there and relax and let it come out
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2021, 05:35:28 AM »
One of the reasons you shouldnt eat meat
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2021, 05:38:16 AM »
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2021, 05:39:42 AM »
Quote from: MAXX on December 17, 2021, 01:57:21 PM
King Shitzo..........


try eat more fiber and use wet wipes
eat a meat only diet with high fat and dont eat any fibre at all.


Thank me later..
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Re: I'm Bleeding Off Of My Ass!
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2021, 05:57:57 AM »
Quit sticking dicks and/or dildos in your ass. I see you’ve moved on from just sucking them.
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