The world according to Getbig

[FitnessFrenzy]

What did I miss?


1) There is nothing wrong with banging a tranny if:
- the tranny transitioned before puberty set in
- the tranny preferably has a large cock (ref. Anabolichalo)


2) Preferred investments are:
Bitcoin
Dubai real estate
Illegal bodybuilding drug operations


3) you are not a real man if you are less than 250 lbs ripped and with bulging muscles


4) 20.000 posts on Getbig is never a waste of time, but these things should be avoided:
- marriage
- having kids
- cooking your own meals
- for gods sake: If you are poor - hide it from the rest of getbig
- fake it till you make it (see Melvin Goodrum for reference)


5) Old people on Getbig are either:
- soggy
- sexual
- aggressive and in your face
- or a combination of the above
- a few positive examples like Wes exist


6) everyone should be a republican or a libetarian


7) We choose to believe that JustPlaneJane can out everyone's personal info, and is wicked smart and has vast resources, but yet "she" thought Henda was a moderator.


8] Money is not something you talk about, you keep your vast wealth to yourself

[Spike]

golden rule :


its only ghey if you want it to be

[GymnJuice]

I think the tranny thing is just a vocal minority

[tommywishbone]

Bigger is better.

Up the dose. 

Covid is a total bullshit scam.

[AbrahamG]

It's not gay if you neither see nor make contact with the cock.

[Soul Crusher]

Goodrum is always but 4 weeks out   

[Rambone]

Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft

[joswift]

in the scale of six degrees of separation to are only one poster away from Uncle Junior...

[Soul Crusher]

The road to glory is just one cobbler pie away.   

[Taffin]

Given time and enough pages, all threads inevitably circle towards the Whirlpool of Cock



A bit like Godwin's Law, but with more of a focus on penises

[Taffin]

It's not gay if you neither see nor make contact with the cock.

Abe - hate to quibble, Bro - but are we sure about the first part of that sentence?

Hard not to have seen a few cocks if you've ever spit-roasted or Eiffel-Towered a sloot or two... I'm worried that if the above stands, I might end up in one of the pinker Venn Diagram circles 



Edit:  Wife (through the laughter) just insisted I point out that stuff like this happened a very long time ago so I should stop pretending I'm some kind of big shot to you guys

#getreal

[FitnessFrenzy]

Goodrum is always but 4 weeks out   

4 weeks out of the closet

[IroNat]

[AbrahamG]

Abe - hate to quibble, Bro - but are we sure about the first part of that sentence?

Hard not to have seen a few cocks if you've ever spit-roasted or Eiffel-Towered a sloot or two... I'm worried that if the above stands, I might end up in one of the pinker Venn Diagram circles 



Edit:  Wife (through the laughter) just insisted I point out that stuff like this happened a very long time ago so I should stop pretending I'm some kind of big shot to you guys

#getreal

I should have been more specific vis a vis the 1st part.  This only applies if you are fucking a tranny.  For example and this is a fictional example:  ESFitness once bent a tranny over and fucked his ass unmercifully.  But since he never saw not made contact with the cock it wasn't an act of homosexuality.  Seeing another mans cock in general or even during the course of a good, old fashioned spit roasting isn't even on the gay radar.  Therefore, you are in the clear.   

[Taffin]

I should have been more specific vis a vis the 1st part.  This only applies if you are fucking a tranny.  For example and this is a fictional example:  ESFitness once bent a tranny over and fucked his ass unmercifully.  But since he never saw not made contact with the cock it wasn't an act of homosexuality.  Seeing another mans cock in general or even during the course of a good, old fashioned spit roasting isn't even on the gay radar.  Therefore, you are in the clear.   

Thanks for the clarification Bro, but I'm not sure it helped

Because if we're talking trannies then unlike ESFitness, I prefer to check the cock before I bang my trannies, just to make sure they are much smaller than me - I then like to force them to acknowledge that as I dance around them, waving it in their face and tea-bagging them to really humiliate them before penetration.  I do say "no homo" a couple of times though, so am I still good?

Merry Xmas!

[AbrahamG]

Thanks for the clarification Bro, but I'm not sure it helped

Because if we're talking trannies then unlike ESFitness, I prefer to check the cock before I bang my trannies, just to make sure they are much smaller than me - I then like to force them to acknowledge that as dance around them, waving it in their face and tea-bagging them to really humiliate them before penetration.  I do say "no homo" a couple of times though, so am I still good?

Merry Xmas!

I'll have to do some further research and see if there are any precedents regarding this.  I'm inclined to think that pre-humiliation and no homo-ing it in advance gives you adequate cover. 

[Vince B]

[FitnessFrenzy]

I should have been more specific vis a vis the 1st part.  This only applies if you are fucking a tranny.  For example and this is a fictional example:  ESFitness once bent a tranny over and fucked his ass unmercifully.  But since he never saw not made contact with the cock it wasn't an act of homosexuality.  Seeing another mans cock in general or even during the course of a good, old fashioned spit roasting isn't even on the gay radar.  Therefore, you are in the clear.   

It still makes me lol to think about the post where ESFitness said it took him months to teach a woman to deepthroat the whole length of his member.

[FitnessFrenzy]

"Need some extra money? Go suck off an old man - JNN"

[G_Thang]

What did I miss?


1) There is nothing wrong with banging a tranny if:
- the tranny transitioned before puberty set in
- the tranny preferably has a large cock (ref. Anabolichalo)

I don't know about banging, son, but Nordic is dropping dimes all over the place.



Here comes a Chaos diss: 

[ZeroPatience]

Its only gay if you let the tranny fuck you; everything else is fair game.

[FitnessFrenzy]

"if you are alive, then you are able to fight yet another day on Getbig..."

[Soul Crusher]

"if you are alive, then you are able to fight yet another day on Getbig..."

Gay and fat.  No biceps or muscle whatsoever.   

[Taffin]

Its only gay if you let the tranny fuck you; everything else is fair game.

Taffin Approved

[Humble Narcissist]

It still makes me lol to think about the post where ESFitness said it took him months to teach a woman to deepthroat the whole length of his member.