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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #425 on: July 16, 2022, 03:16:50 AM »
This. When he first showed up I thought he was hilarious - but that's because I thought he was trolling and provoking people to laugh at their reactions. Sadly, no, lol. He's fucking mental. Impulsive, stubborn, deluded, and completely irreformable. He burns every bridge he comes across and destroys every personal relationship with his inability to take advice or admit blame. He really believes that he's operating on a higher level to everyone else, so he completely loses it when he's not shown the reverence he thinks he deserves.
Sums it up perfectly.

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #426 on: July 16, 2022, 03:24:27 AM »
This. When he first showed up I thought he was hilarious - but that's because I thought he was trolling and provoking people to laugh at their reactions. Sadly, no, lol. He's fucking mental. Impulsive, stubborn, deluded, and completely irreformable. He burns every bridge he comes across and destroys every personal relationship with his inability to take advice or admit blame. He really believes that he's operating on a higher level to everyone else, so he completely loses it when he's not shown the reverence he thinks he deserves.

Seems to me he has stellar qualities needed to belong here on Getbig!

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #427 on: July 16, 2022, 03:25:56 AM »
Oxygen saturation of 92% means you call the ambulance not post on getbig

Yeah, I was thinking along those lines for sure - maybe this is one occasion where having the pulse of a humming bird is beneficial..?🤔

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #428 on: July 16, 2022, 03:27:40 AM »
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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #429 on: July 16, 2022, 03:28:07 AM »
Bhank looks like Earnest T Bass from the Andy Griffith Show

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #430 on: July 16, 2022, 03:31:39 AM »
This. When he first showed up I thought he was hilarious - but that's because I thought he was trolling and provoking people to laugh at their reactions. Sadly, no, lol. He's fucking mental. Impulsive, stubborn, deluded, and completely irreformable. He burns every bridge he comes across and destroys every personal relationship with his inability to take advice or admit blame. He really believes that he's operating on a higher level to everyone else, so he completely loses it when he's not shown the reverence he thinks he deserves.

Classic definition of Narcissistic Personality Disorder DSM-V. He ticks EVERY box. It's actually quite frightening how pathetically fragile his ego is. No self awareness whatsoever

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #431 on: July 16, 2022, 04:47:08 AM »
You're not chewing food silly man. You're talking the whole time there's no food in your mouth. There's a difference between jawing when you're high and the actual motions of chewing. You're unbelievably dumb to post a video for everyone to see you high as a kite

Except I am not high you fucking moron

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #432 on: July 16, 2022, 04:55:20 AM »
It is fairly easy to fake positive at-home COVID tests, college students have been doing it for the past three years.

https://www.eatthis.com/fake-covid-tests-kids/

Why why the fuck would I fake a covid test the fuck is wrong with you people. I felt like shit so I took a covid test and it came up positive. Now you all want to argue international conspiracy theories with me. Sorry I got sick and now have to take some time off I would love to feel good and train today

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #433 on: July 16, 2022, 04:58:42 AM »
Why why the fuck would I fake a covid test the fuck is wrong with you people. I felt like shit so I took a covid test and it came up positive. Now you all want to argue international conspiracy theories with me. Sorry I got sick and now have to take some time off I would love to feel good and train today

Yup, wife and I both took it last week and popped positive w/ the double-lines on the tester.
Youll be back at it soon enough... Rest is key when sick...

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #434 on: July 16, 2022, 05:33:40 AM »
Never got the shot and never will and never got sick yet......fingers crossed.

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #435 on: July 16, 2022, 05:41:59 AM »
Except I am not high you fucking moron

Take the drug test and post the results. It’s available at Walmart by your house

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Equate-4-Panel-Home-Drug-Test-Marijuana-Cocaine-Opiates-Methamphetamine/759354765


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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #436 on: July 16, 2022, 05:51:37 AM »
Take the drug test and post the results. It’s available at Walmart by your house

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Equate-4-Panel-Home-Drug-Test-Marijuana-Cocaine-Opiates-Methamphetamine/759354765


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I have home drug test at my house again my girlfriend actually runs the drug recovery court and drug test people all the time. But am I going to pee in the cup on video? You will just say I used someone else's urine. Labcorp who does testing is not open on the weekends. I am also now on Sudafed which can cause a false positive. Again though not sure what part of I live with someone who runs the drug recovery court you don't get I am absolutely not using illegal drugs. She wouldn't be here with her children living with me if I was using illegal drugs.

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #437 on: July 16, 2022, 06:24:37 AM »
I have home drug test at my house again my girlfriend actually runs the drug recovery court and drug test people all the time. But am I going to pee in the cup on video? You will just say I used someone else's urine. Labcorp who does testing is not open on the weekends. I am also now on Sudafed which can cause a false positive. Again though not sure what part of I live with someone who runs the drug recovery court you don't get I am absolutely not using illegal drugs. She wouldn't be here with her children living with me if I was using illegal drugs.

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #438 on: July 16, 2022, 06:26:21 AM »
Seems to me he has stellar qualities needed to belong here on Getbig!

Bhanky is a true Getbigger.

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #439 on: July 16, 2022, 06:29:04 AM »
I have home drug test at my house again my girlfriend actually runs the drug recovery court and drug test people all the time. But am I going to pee in the cup on video? You will just say I used someone else's urine. Labcorp who does testing is not open on the weekends. I am also now on Sudafed which can cause a false positive. Again though not sure what part of I live with someone who runs the drug recovery court you don't get I am absolutely not using illegal drugs. She wouldn't be here with her children living with me if I was using illegal drugs.

Lol. Everyone was wondering why you did that drug test 2 weeks ago.

It's obvious now. Your girl is making you do them  :D

You faked covid so you could take sudafed because you knew you'd fail the next drug test she'd make you take. Now you have an "excuse".

I'm impressed by your sneakiness  ;D

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #440 on: July 16, 2022, 08:11:49 AM »
Except I am not high you fucking moron
You got zooted, filmed it, and put it on the internet for everyone to see. But I'm the moron? It's obvious thats not chewing food

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #441 on: July 16, 2022, 08:38:05 AM »
You got zooted, filmed it, and put it on the internet for everyone to see. But I'm the moron? It's obvious thats not chewing food

He is high as a kite.

This is the same person who argues up and down that 500 mg of testosterone is considered TRT. He also is using anadrol for anemia.

Let’s not forget, using amphetamines from his maid. Drugs that are not prescribed to him. He does not think it’s illegal either.

I am sure he’s just using cocaine for the local anaesthesia and MDMA for psychotherapy. As their bio identical

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #442 on: July 16, 2022, 08:57:13 AM »
He is high as a kite.

This is the same person who argues up and down that 500 mg of testosterone is considered TRT. He also is using anadrol for anemia.

Let’s not forget, using amphetamines from his maid. Drugs that are not prescribed to him. He does not think it’s illegal either.

I am sure he’s just using cocaine for the local anaesthesia and MDMA for psychotherapy. As their bio identical

He’s not on drugs. Maybe you dont know this but his girlfriend runs the drug rehabilitation program for KittyHawk, so there is zero chance he would take drugs. She also practices law, advocates for the poor and has two kids so you can imagine she keeps a constant watch on Bhanks.

He literally has zero opportunity  to do drugs and that is why he took that adderall from his maid.

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #443 on: July 16, 2022, 09:13:22 AM »
He’s not on drugs. Maybe you dont know this but his girlfriend runs the drug rehabilitation program for KittyHawk, so there is zero chance he would take drugs. She also practices law, advocates for the poor and has two kids so you can imagine she keeps a constant watch on Bhanks.

He literally has zero chance to do drugs and that is why he took that adderall from his maid.
True. No chance he's the type of guy to think he's smarter than everyone else and can get away with sneaking shit past his gf. Just curious but why again does his gf drug test him? Somewhat odd she would feel the need to do that to a guy who doesn't use drugs. Obviously the maids Adderall doesn't count. Because even though it was her script he only took one thus making it legal

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #444 on: July 16, 2022, 09:21:43 AM »
True. No chance he's the type of guy to think he's smarter than everyone else and can get away with sneaking shit past his gf. Just curious but why again does his gf drug test him? Somewhat odd she would feel the need to do that to a guy who doesn't use drugs. Obviously the maids Adderall doesn't count. Because even though it was her script he only took one thus making it legal

It was bioidentical Adderall bro. That's not a drug.

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #445 on: July 16, 2022, 09:26:29 AM »
It was bioidentical Adderall bro. That's not a drug.
Makes sense. All MDMA does is make your brain release all its serotonin at once so like are you really doing drugs man?

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #446 on: July 16, 2022, 09:36:28 AM »
 No drugs are really drugs at all.....they aren`t.....or are they....hey man excuse me while I kiss the sky !!

<<<says wes as he has a massive acid flashback from the 1960`s>>>  ;D

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #447 on: July 16, 2022, 09:58:05 AM »
Lol. Everyone was wondering why you did that drug test 2 weeks ago.

It's obvious now. Your girl is making you do them  :D

You faked covid so you could take sudafed because you knew you'd fail the next drug test she'd make you take. Now you have an "excuse".

I'm impressed by your sneakiness  ;D

fuck, you really have this guy worked out  ;D

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #448 on: July 16, 2022, 04:39:33 PM »
Fever broke still run down but will train Monday

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Re: Hey Bhanks
« Reply #449 on: July 16, 2022, 05:21:17 PM »
Fever broke still run down but will train Monday

Stayed hydrated bro.