Author Topic: WYHI? (Read 4075 times)

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #1 on:** December 28, 2021, 03:41:05 AM »

With a baseball bat.

Flexacon · « **Reply #2 on:** December 28, 2021, 03:42:30 AM »

Ignoring her post menopausal looking body the answer is still a firm no.

Her eyes are too far apart, nose too bulbous, lips too thin. Eyebrows and make up are a mess.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #3 on:** December 28, 2021, 03:44:27 AM »

also a no from me. Can you handle this one, Henda?

Henda · « **Reply #4 on:** December 28, 2021, 03:44:54 AM »

Might consider a blaw job off the fat disgusting pig down the alley by the working man’s club after 20 double vodka and red bulls

Spike · « **Reply #5 on:** December 28, 2021, 03:58:54 AM »

type of gal who likes the lights off , constant reassurance she is “beautiful”, and more than likely has a tag along pal i.e. bitch ass kid, dog, ex, idiot friend, or her ‘cousin’ gives her life advice on the reg and doesn’t like your facebook profile

but she prob would give a nice rim job after a fine meal at Chili’s

Hulkotron · « **Reply #6 on:** December 28, 2021, 04:02:03 AM »

Seems like an obvious No

What is the catch/story?

falco · « **Reply #7 on:** December 28, 2021, 04:31:07 AM »

I bet she has bad breath.

bhank · « **Reply #8 on:** December 28, 2021, 04:44:20 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on December 28, 2021, 04:02:03 AM

Seems like an obvious No

What is the catch/story?

Right like how is this debateable?

joswift · « **Reply #9 on:** December 28, 2021, 05:05:35 AM »

Looks a like a fucked up Mila Kunis.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #10 on:** December 28, 2021, 05:08:06 AM »

Quote from: bhank on December 28, 2021, 04:44:20 AM

Right like how is this debateable?

I am not sure bigmikecox would agree... he has a thing for whales.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #11 on:** December 28, 2021, 05:25:17 AM »

What's up with her leg? Can I hang her up by it?

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #12 on:** December 28, 2021, 05:41:05 AM »

Quote from: falco on December 28, 2021, 04:31:07 AM

I bet she has bad breath.

and a stinky pussy

robcguns · « **Reply #13 on:** December 28, 2021, 05:59:06 AM »

Good god man, no,fuck no.

Fortress · « **Reply #14 on:** December 28, 2021, 06:35:09 AM »

A total and complete mess.

Sure.

SOMEPARTS · « **Reply #15 on:** December 28, 2021, 07:06:26 AM »

...and she smokes to top it off.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #16 on:** December 28, 2021, 07:13:49 AM »

I just talked to her on Facebook, and she was of course extremely flattered that Henda might consider getting a blowjob from her. She told me to say to Henda that she works "wonders" with her tongue ring.

Spike · « **Reply #17 on:** December 28, 2021, 07:36:07 AM »

Quote from: SOMEPARTS on December 28, 2021, 07:06:26 AM

...and she smokes to top it off.

ONLY Marlboro menthols

Taffin · « **Reply #18 on:** December 28, 2021, 07:39:31 AM »

No. But...

...I would almost certainly lead her on until I managed to get a good look/feel of her t1ts, and only then go ahead and let her down ~~gently~~ brutally

True story

Henda · « **Reply #19 on:** December 28, 2021, 07:43:38 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on December 28, 2021, 07:13:49 AM

I just talked to her on Facebook, and she was of course extremely flattered that Henda might consider getting a blowjob from her. She told me to say to Henda that she works "wonders" with her tongue ring.

Haha great news as long as she knows not to follow me as I leave the alley and head to the chinkies/chip shop/pizza place whichever takes fancy that night it’s good to go

Rusty Trombone · « **Reply #20 on:** December 29, 2021, 12:25:49 AM »

I'll take it one step further than Henda and viciously fuck her asshole from behind.

Taffin · « **Reply #21 on:** December 29, 2021, 01:12:03 AM »

Quote from: Rusty Trombone on December 29, 2021, 12:25:49 AM

I'll take it one step further than Henda and viciously fuck her asshole from behind.

Fair play to you - would you throw in a Dirty Sanchez? Just to teach her a lesson

AbrahamG · « **Reply #22 on:** December 29, 2021, 01:38:41 AM »

I'd douse that fucking pig in gasoline and use her filthy cigarette to set her ablaze.

Believe it or not, I'm a firm NO.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #23 on:** December 29, 2021, 05:51:46 AM »

We have all suffered enough looking at this fat cow. Let's lift the mood a bit:

Hulkotron · « **Reply #24 on:** December 29, 2021, 06:32:55 AM »

This is clearly a trap/trick of some sort.