You were misinformed. I've got it on good authority than whenever the next award season takes place you will be the inaugural Golden Cawk Sucker recipient and that future trophies will bare your likeness. That may indeed be better and more historic than the moderator position you so covet. Be proud.
Fixed. On this board, of all places, why the fuck can't we say "c_ck sucker". Mods, really?