WIN A DAY WITH GETBIG LEGEND "CSWOL" !!!!!!

[Fallsview]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!!!!


SUPER OFFICIAL!!!!!

From the desk of Fallsview...

Goodmorrow,

WE DID IT!  Mods, Getbig officials hammered it out all night trying to make a special New Year, New You Most Positive Member of The Month and we've done it. We are heavily backlogged with Most Positive Members of the month and gift certificates, service merchandise and vouchers are being mailed out as we speak.

But for the month of October we are going full throttle and doing a dynamite gift to you...the members of GetBig that work around anger, nastiness and gleam positivity. If you win Positive Member of the month of October you will win...

A day with GetBig Legend...none other than CSWOL!!!!

We were in talks with Chris for months and we came to a compromise and worked out some fine details. This is what's in store for the lucky winner:

Start your day the CSWOL WAY. Great breakfast at CSWOL's favorite eatery. Two pieces of toast with pats of butter, sausage links, eggs scrambled with ketchup. Because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Training with CSWOL!!!
He'll put you through a brutal personal workout. towel provided

An hour of open dialogue. That's right...ask CSWOL anything and he will drop the knowledge that built one of GetBig's most classic, sought after physiques.

Photograph with CSWOL and autograph!


There you have it. Let's do this!!!!




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheAnimal]

Very creative. Well done. I wouldn't mind asking him about his rap stage where he lost all that weight and took on the new persona.

[thebrink]

Very creative. Well done. I wouldn't mind asking him about his rap stage where he lost all that weight and took on the new persona.

The conspiracy nut peronafied ?

[Grape Ape]

Most Positive Member was unfortunately suspended indefinitely after The Wishbone Incident.

Until Fallsview atones, all talk of any awards is unofficial, and not sanctioned by The Committee™

[Humble Narcissist]

I'll pass.

[Henda]

Win? Sounds more like something a judge orders you to endure as punishment for a crime

[_bruce_]

Was cswol the wigger with the cupcake and the french fries?

[funk51]

 

   sounds something like this.

[BB]

Was cswol the wigger with the cupcake and the french fries?

Yes - BigNoli, Cswol, Swolace, Swolace Ferrari, Toka Swola, TNWGS, and a few others are all names for the loveable -

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[wes]

He`s even goofier than Fallsview.....I hope I don`t win.  LOL 

[Hypertrophy]

A day with a complete retard- sounds fascinating.

[wes]

A day with a complete retard- sounds fascinating.

He threated to kill me years ago in a PM on Muscle Mayhem simply because I told him I would bury him in the gym training any bodypart he chose.

Dude went ballistic.......and also trains ballistic with the sloppiest "form" and tons of momentum.....it`s laughably hysterical.

[Hypertrophy]

He threated to kill me years ago in a PM on Muscle Mayhem simply because I told him I would bury him in the gym training any bodypart he chose.

Dude went ballistic.......and also trains ballistic with the sloppiest "form" and tons of momentum.....it`s laughably hysterical.

I think he misinterpreted what you meant by "bury" - he was in fear for his life, hahaha.

[Hulkotron]

Very creative. Well done. I wouldn't mind asking him about his rap stage where he lost all that weight and took on the new persona.

"The Snow King" I believe.

[wes]

I think he misinterpreted what you meant by "bury" - he was in fear for his life, hahaha.

[Kahn.N.Singh]

Legend, indeed!

Gentlemen, I stand with you in celebrating the return of that insurmountable Matterhorn of Muscle -- the incomparable Snow King (the same "der Schneekönig" immortalized in German lieder by yearning, red-haired virgins who begged to be deflowered by the powerful Snow King, but were icily rebuffed because they were merely 9s, leading to their drowning suicides in the Lake of Tears) -- that passport brandishing, globetrotting champion of l'affaire Popeye who's got the swole world in his hands (stamps and all).
Cheers, indeed!

The inimitable Snow King demonstrates his idiosyncratic mastery of the lingua Hebraica in its verbal and gestural modes, a.k.a., the fabled idiom of CSWOLese. Look also at how, like an armored Aguirre before the points and feathers of primitive arrows, CSWOL stands impervious to the hostile volleys of salty French fries. Fear of death is for lesser men, for nobodies, but not for passport toting somebodies bedecked in, and protected by, the all-seeing Eye of Providence. And, of course, to provide a well-stamped coda to l'affaire Popeye, not since the legendary Clarence Darrow has one acquitted oneself so forcefully by refuting the unreliable premises spewing from the greasy lips of vile adversaries; in this case, of ratchet, hoochie scallywags.

Classic

[SOMEPARTS]

Before I gauge my interest I need to know if we are going to Popeyes or KFC for this shindig.

[GymnJuice]

Will a passport be needed to spend the day with CSWOL?

[Humble Narcissist]

Yes - BigNoli, Cswol, Swolace, Swolace Ferrari, Toka Swola, TNWGS, and a few others are all names for the loveable -

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Is that Jamie Lewis?

[Kwon]

Is that Jamie Lewis?

No, that's TOKER "TOKUMZ" SCHWÖLLAH aka TONKA SWOLA aka TOKER aka STONKER

STONKA SWOLA

[Kwon]

[Kwon]

[Fallsview]

Goodmorrow,

Chris is doing phenomenal and I would like to address some concerns with the following:

Wes, Chris was only upset with you when you continued to harass, hassle, pester, whatever you'd like to call it about getting opioids and benzo's. If you'd like to go there...WE WILL!!!!

Grape Ape. I heard you took the MENSA test again...for the 12th time and failed. That's a shame.


GODSPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TSNWGS]

Thanks… I appreciate this … just now seeing it! Many think this handle is an Imposter but it’s actually me! No lollipopin! Sostenon equipoison and dbol!!! Anadrol winstrol primobolan… halotestin deca and cypionate!!! Isn’t it great?!!!

[TSNWGS]

Oh yeah…. Wes you’re still a no size! I know you haven’t even recovered from the doctors diagnosis of you have severe NSS… aka No Size Syndrome!!!