Heart problems in bodybuilding - solved? - by pigs (xenotransplantation)

[Taffin]

   Paging Dr Moreau...

How long before you can get a budget version of this haram op in Turkey


First pig heart to human transplant is a game-changer, say surgeons

Surgeons at the University of Maryland in the US have successfully completed the world's first pig to human heart transplant.

Muhammad Mohiuddin, who co-founded the university's xenotransplantation programme, said that the heart is beating very well and beyond expectations.

David Bennett, 57, who received the pig heart in a seven-hour experimental operation, had been deemed ineligible for a human heart transplant.

The operation marks the culmination of years of research for the medical team behind the transplant and could change lives around the world.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-59949236

[Flexacon]

A muslim guy pioneering pig heart transplants. You couldn't make this shit up

[Taffin]

A muslim guy pioneering pig heart transplants. You couldn't make this shit up

All we need now is for it to be from a girl pig to a man - that makes it a trans-plant...

#groan
#shitpun

[Megalodon]

All we need now is for it to be from a girl pig to a man - that makes it a trans-plant...

#groan
#shitpun

The patient's last words were "don't go bacon my heart".

[GymnJuice]

They would first have to admit that they had a health problem or do some basic checkups. Then the doctors would have to assure them that they could still get swole if they were part swine.

[MAXX]

had to be that Seinfeld reference guy....

[TheShape.]

I hear now when he goes to the doctor the doctor asks him to open his mouth and say “oink”!

[SOMEPARTS]

Need to try kidneys and livers next.

[Irongrip400]

Need to try kidneys and livers next.

They did a kidney last year bro. Get with the times!

Seriously though, I doubt this guy lasts six months. But, you gotta start somewhere.

[Skylge]

Well, I wonder if the pig was just as happy about this transplantation.

[Primemuscle]

I hear now when he goes to the doctor the doctor asks him to open his mouth and say “oink”!

In a pig's eye.

[bhank]

I am going to get gorilla tendon implants now that they got this cross species thing figured out.

[GymnJuice]

I am going to get gorilla tendon implants now that they got this cross species thing figured out.

They should have done that when they did your gorilla hands 

[Phantom Spunker]

Apparently he's furious about the elephant's trunk they added during surgery. 

[Megalodon]

Apparently he's furious about the elephant's trunk they added during surgery.

It won't look so awkward once his dentist adds tusks.

[Matt]

  Paging Dr Moreau...

I thought you might like this one, Taffin. 

Marlon Brando was my idol but he turned into a monster. He sabotaged my film

“Brando was only answering the door when the pizza man came. This was the best news that the pizza-makers of Cairns, this small town, had ever had because Brando was consuming industrial quantities of pizza while ruminating on what the hell he was going to do when he had to face the cameras. I think there might have been an existential terror there.”

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/sep/16/marlon-brando-monster-sabotaged-my-film-island-of-dr-moreau

[Humble Narcissist]

Page me when horse cock transplants start

I think they can do a hamster cock transplant.

[Rami]

but is it vegan

[falco]

Can a Heart Transplant Change Your Personality?

Seems like the receiver starts having behaviour from the donor.

[IroNat]

I think they can do a hamster  horse cock transplant.

[BB]

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Surgeon looks like Jackie The Jokeman -

"Hey did ya hear about the guy who was on the transplant list for a pig's heart? He was boar-d out of his mind!"

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[Taffin]

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Surgeon looks like Jackie The Jokeman -

"Hey did ya hear about the guy who was on the transplant list for a pig's heart? He was boar-d out of his mind!"

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Hahaha - that's the sort of joke your avatar might tell

I thought that the surgeon was vaguely reminiscent of our own Vince B..?

[Phantom Spunker]

Hahaha - that's the sort of joke your avatar might tell

I thought that the surgeon was vaguely reminiscent of our own Vince B..?

I do believe The Honourable Vincent Basile underwent a similar procedure once. Perhaps this is a case of the student becoming the master.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Pig organs are very similiar to human organs ans abundantly available.  I think the days of organ transplants are coming to an end from the looks of it

[MAXX]

Pig organs are very similiar to human organs ans abundantly available.  I think the days of organ transplants are coming to an end from the looks of it

Fantastic news for the bodybuilding world. Free kidneys, livers and hearts

Up the dosage lads, don't worry about it