Yeah, that's the first time anyone has ever said those things to me. 
I'm a heterosexual white Christian male with European dna so all of the worlds problems are my fault.
Only by being woke can I make amends for all the undeserved privilege that has been heaped upon me in my life.
I gotta go. Time for me to watch the all female Ghostbusters movie and then post online about how great it was.