Have you encountered this egg-laying mammal in the wild?
Mate - I know we have them but let me tell you, it's a braver man than me who's spotting them.
If you go walking through the Aussie bush with your eyes down at the ground (or looking at ponds in this case), you're very susceptible to drop bear attack.
You don't want to get fucked up by a drop bear.
Always look up mate, always look up. If drop bears could swim, even the savage dolphins would be scared of them.