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True story moment part duex.
I dated a chick 5 years ago that was obsessed with Star Wars. She did all the cosplay stuff and dressed up for events. In that princess Leia outfit, she looked very similar to the real thing, but she was a red head. Well, the event staff wouldn't let her wear it at the cosplay event because it was a little skimpy and showed too much booty. The event was "child friendly".
Now this chick was a fire cracker and was pissed! The event coordinator told her she could file against the agency holding the event and submit photos of the outfit for examination. Well the event was already over and wasn't coming back to our City for years.
So we get drunk that night off gin, very drunk. And she gets this idea. Gets the costume on. Tells me to take my Star wars blanket (don't judge) and place it in the backyard. It's late at night but my backyard is very well lit. She proceeds to do all these very inappropriate poses in the backyard while i take pictures of her.
Then she brings out my GoPro and has me fuck her in the ass while i film it. Downloads it all that night, and posts it all on the events open website. Since she was a member she could post openly without admin approval.
She was so drunk, she forgot she even did it and i didn't know she did it until the next morning. True story, she was referred to as Princess Lay-Ahh afterwards and a few people told her to start doing Star Wars porn. She was so embarrassed, but it was all her fault.
Turned out she was an alcoholic who took pills and would black out. It took me a few weeks to figure it out. So there was never any real advancements, but i will remember that night forever. Banging Princess Lay-Ahh up the ass on a Han Solo blanket in my backyard at 1am. I wish i kept the pictures, but i promised her i'd delete them so i did.
