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I guess the only way I'll be able to prove this is by a picture, but we're looking to buy a Dachshund (I believe my American cousins may refer to them as 'weiner dogs'?) Of this kind of colouring
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Macho - I know - I'll wear a tutu as I carry him in my purse
This is the bit I suppose I'll never be able to prove, but I swear to God it's true - I've persuaded the family to call its newest member 'Kiel'... short for...