Author Topic: Anyone enjoy J.R.R Tolkiens Lord of the Ring? (Read 2893 times)

Kwon · « **on:** February 12, 2022, 02:41:48 AM »

Upcoming Series

Elrond and Galadriel

Flexacon · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2022, 02:55:17 AM »

Don't trust Amazon with this after The Wheel of Time mess.

Will still watch in the hopes they get this right.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2022, 03:18:55 AM »

Looks like shit if you ask me.

WOT show was woke nonsense, seems likely that this one will be too unless there's a young Sauron played by a bodybuilder.

Kwon · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2022, 07:21:56 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on February 12, 2022, 03:18:55 AM

Looks like shit if you ask me.

WOT show was woke nonsense, seems likely that this one will be too unless there's a young Sauron played by a bodybuilder.

Would Morganus Fremen be a good Gandolf?

The Scott · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2022, 08:09:19 AM »

Quote from: Flexacon on February 12, 2022, 02:55:17 AM

Don't trust Amazon with this after The Wheel of Time mess.

Will still watch in the hopes they get this right.

Exactly. Tokien was not a Social JustUs Worrier.

Kwon · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2022, 10:55:10 AM »

Quote from: a_pupil on February 12, 2022, 08:35:56 AM

Whoopi goldberg and will smith in the Lord of the Rings

This is supposed to be nordic kind of stuff.

I could understand if there were coloured folk among some of the races of men.

Tolkien actually added coloreds from the south called Haradrim / Southrons, but no Negroid Elves or Dwarves.

"Its people are the dark-skinned Haradrim or Southrons; their warriors wear scarlet and gold, and are armed with swords and round shields; some ride gigantic elephants called mûmakil."

GymnJuice · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2022, 11:40:25 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on February 12, 2022, 03:18:55 AM

Looks like shit if you ask me.

WOT show was woke nonsense, seems likely that this one will be too unless there's a young Sauron played by a bodybuilder.

Starring Lee Priest as dwarf king Thorin Oakenshield

The Scott · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2022, 11:56:35 AM »

Quote from: GymnJuice on February 12, 2022, 11:40:25 AM

Starring Lee Priest as dwarf king Thorin Oakenshield

Nah. Prime will put a black with bleached blonde hair and blue contacts midget tranzmanlette wearing a helmet with twin dildos and named Twhorenz Woakenfeel.

That fake blonde bitch Minaj will be the unjustly deposed sElf Queen GayLassneelswell. Fuckin' bitches in "entertainment". Fuck 'em all to the same place all cucks desevere - HELL.

I read most of the Wheel books and do not recall any lesbos nor Aes Sedai having Ice Bearz for Warders. Threesomes in WOT? FTN. Of course I gave up sometime around book 9 or 10 as it seemed the series would never end and then the author died. His wife ultimately hired someone to finish the series but I never returned to the series. I am a fan of such literature but like comic book inspired films, I am more than weary of Social JustUs Worrier bullshit.

sync pulse · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2022, 12:04:03 PM »

Why don't you give the original a listen?

You know...The 19th century works that J.R.R Tolkien got all his ideas from...

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2022, 08:57:37 PM »

On a website populated with homos I'm not surprised we have some fans of hobbits, elves and other fairy shit like that.

I saw the first Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings movie and I was like "Nah, I'm good".

kreator · « **Reply #10 on:** February 13, 2022, 03:49:05 AM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on February 12, 2022, 08:57:37 PM

On a website populated with homos I'm not surprised we have some fans of hobbits, elves and other fairy shit like that.

I saw the first Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings movie and I was like "Nah, I'm good".

true, no self respecting man should enjoy watching this fantasy sh1t. Btw loved Jackson's ''Braindead''

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #11 on:** February 13, 2022, 04:26:40 AM »

Lol putting in black actors. Wtf.

Kwon · « **Reply #12 on:** February 13, 2022, 04:33:14 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on February 13, 2022, 04:26:40 AM

Lol putting in black actors. Wtf.

Gotta include em all

MAXX · « **Reply #13 on:** February 13, 2022, 03:27:56 PM »

another way for joos to ruin white culture

Matt C · « **Reply #14 on:** February 13, 2022, 03:37:05 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on February 12, 2022, 03:18:55 AM

Looks like shit if you ask me.

WOT show was woke nonsense, seems likely that this one will be too unless there's a young Sauron played by a bodybuilder.

My thoughts exactly, Hulk. Is anything not Woke these days? Who is even watching/buying this stuff anymore?

Pumpzilla · « **Reply #15 on:** February 13, 2022, 03:37:44 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on February 12, 2022, 02:41:48 AM

Upcoming Series

Elrond and Galadriel

Skeletor · « **Reply #16 on:** February 13, 2022, 05:40:45 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on February 12, 2022, 02:41:48 AM

Upcoming Series

A female dwarf that is black and has no beard?

A black elf with short hair?

What in Tolkien's name is this shit?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #17 on:** February 13, 2022, 06:07:30 PM »

The Elfstones of Shaniqua

The Scott · « **Reply #18 on:** February 13, 2022, 06:12:36 PM »

Quote from: Skeletor on February 13, 2022, 05:40:45 PM

A female dwarf that is black and has no beard?

A black elf with short hair?

What in Tolkien's name is this shit?

DIVERSHITTY

Mayday · « **Reply #19 on:** February 13, 2022, 10:29:02 PM »

Quote from: a_pupil on February 12, 2022, 08:35:56 AM

Whoopi goldberg and will smith in the Lord of the Rings

This is supposed to be nordic kind of stuff.

I could understand if there were coloured folk among some of the races of men.

There was Dark Elves in Middle Earth type of stuff. Extremely common and popular in book series.

It’s just that movies always went with the tree elves which were light skinned. Kind of disappointing because the dark Elf characters were awesome.

So if it’s dark skinned dark elves, they are on the money.

mac33 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 14, 2022, 01:11:12 AM »

Read books, don`t watch movies.

Flexacon · « **Reply #21 on:** February 14, 2022, 01:46:57 AM »

Quote from: mac33 on February 14, 2022, 01:11:12 AM

Read books, don`t watch movies.

Have an actual life and your own adventures, don't read books.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #22 on:** February 14, 2022, 05:27:28 AM »

Read Choose Your Own Adventure books!

Kwon · « **Reply #23 on:** February 15, 2022, 08:37:28 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on February 14, 2022, 05:27:28 AM

Read Choose Your Own Adventure books!

Return of the Kang

Gym-Rat · « **Reply #24 on:** February 15, 2022, 09:12:08 AM »

never saw any of those foolish movies luckily