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Translate English to English?
« on: February 15, 2022, 11:57:45 AM »
I may have missed this if it was posted earlier but this shit is funny as hell. A good example of the insanity that has enveloped the world.


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Re: Translate English to English?
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2022, 12:28:47 PM »
Dear God- that seems like a scene out of idiocracy!




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Re: Translate English to English?
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2022, 12:36:01 PM »
The insanity and lack of self awareness is truly amazing.  This man is so fucking stupid that he can't see how ludicrous this looks and what an obviously idiotic idea it is as well as offensive. Yet this man thinks he should be making decisions for you , your family, your children under penalty of imprisonment if you don't do what his government says.

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Re: Translate English to English?
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2022, 01:59:58 PM »
I may have missed this if it was posted earlier but this shit is funny as hell. A good example of the insanity that has enveloped the world.




What the Utter Fuck is that Bollocks about.
FFS - Complete & Utter Madness on Display


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Re: Translate English to English?
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2022, 03:00:11 PM »
I may have missed this if it was posted earlier but this shit is funny as hell. A good example of the insanity that has enveloped the world.



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Re: Translate English to English?
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2022, 03:21:11 PM »

What the Utter Fuck is that Bollocks about.
FFS - Complete & Utter Madness on Display


🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Dude!  Have you ever seen this section of the BBC News World Service..?  I am not making this up - link at the bottom.  Try reading this out loud to yourself! LOL  ;D


"Russia Ukraine tensions

Di idea of a Russo-Ukrainian War dey hard to imagine.  If Russia attack Ukraine, thousands fit die. Many pipo fit run.  Di economic cost go dey severe and humanitarian cost go dey bad.

Di West don continue to threaten serious consequences if dem step one foot over di border.  Any diplomatic way out dey, any solution to dis kasala wey go dey peaceful and durable dey on ground?

Diplomats bin tok of one way wey all sides fit comot di road to war. But to find such path no dey easy"



https://www.bbc.com/pidgin
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Re: Translate English to English?
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2022, 03:39:23 PM »

Dude!  Have you ever seen this section of the BBC News World Service..?  I am not making this up - link at the bottom.  Try reading this out loud to yourself! LOL  ;D


"Russia Ukraine tensions

Di idea of a Russo-Ukrainian War dey hard to imagine.  If Russia attack Ukraine, thousands fit die. Many pipo fit run.  Di economic cost go dey severe and humanitarian cost go dey bad.

Di West don continue to threaten serious consequences if dem step one foot over di border.  Any diplomatic way out dey, any solution to dis kasala wey go dey peaceful and durable dey on ground?

Diplomats bin tok of one way wey all sides fit comot di road to war. But to find such path no dey easy"



https://www.bbc.com/pidgin


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I've not paid them a Bean in Years - Why would I as I don't watch any of their Leftist
Propaganda Crap.

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Re: Translate English to English?
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2022, 03:58:43 PM »
Is that jive in an Australian accent?

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Re: Translate English to English?
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2022, 04:09:39 PM »
 :D


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Re: Translate English to English?
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2022, 04:29:06 PM »

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Re: Translate English to English?
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2022, 07:32:29 PM »
The insanity and lack of self awareness is truly amazing.  This man is so fucking stupid that he can't see how ludicrous this looks and what an obviously idiotic idea it is as well as offensive. Yet this man thinks he should be making decisions for you , your family, your children under penalty of imprisonment if you don't do what his government says.

Ha, that's my king!

In a state of emergency, even if it's a really long emergency which never ends, anything he says is a new law.



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What a wonderful philosophy!

Members of Parliament are exempt from vaccine mandates. Arguing against vaccine mandates is professional suicide for a politician so no one dares, which means the legislative apparatus is broken. They decided everyone has to take them but they exempted themselves. None of them have missed a paycheck in two years while ordering business closures and mandating other people get fired for not taking the shots, and fired if you don't keep taking them.

I can't hit this strongly enough. They make rules which you have to follow but they don't have to follow.



It is illegal for me to do drywall all alone on a building site because I'm unvaccinated, so I've lost contracts with builders. Even if they lift the mandates someday those contracts are gone. Most of the workforce is under mandate, including a booster required every 3 months. No total number or finish line. Every 3 months or you're fired.

It is a crime to not scan or sign in everywhere you go. Supermarket, gas station, hardware store, deli, etc. Everywhere.

I cannot enter a restaurant, cafe, liquor store, etc

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Based on the latest health advice, from Monday 31 January, 2022, proof of COVID-19 vaccination requirements will apply state-wide and be expanded to include new higher-risk venues.

Proof of vaccination is already required to enter some venues and events in Perth and Peel.

From Monday 31 January, proof of vaccination for people aged 16 years and over will be required state-wide for:

All hospitality venues, food and licensed venues including restaurants, dine-in fast food, cafés, bars, pubs, clubs, taverns, licensed commercial boats:excluding food and non-alcoholic beverage takeaway; food courts; roadhouses, and petrol stationsNight clubsBottle shops (including drive through bottle shops)Indoor entertainment venues (including play centres, gaming and gambling, theatres, concert halls, cinemas, live music venues, including Perth Convention Centre) and the following specified cultural venues:Art Gallery of WAGoldfields Arts CentrePerth Institute of Contemporary ArtsWA Museum Boola BardipWA Maritime MuseumShipwrecks Museum (Fremantle)Museum of the Great SouthernMuseum of the GoldfieldsMuseum of GeraldtonGwoonwardu Mia (Carnarvon)Crown Perth ComplexMajor stadiumsMusic festivals and indoor large events with more than 500 people, unless exempt.Gyms, fitness studios and centresZoos and amusement parksVisitors to residential aged care and hospitals.

Masks are mandatory. You don't "not comply" unless you want to be arrested.

After soldiers took citizens to quarantine camp in the Northern Territory (not sick but had possibly been in contact with someone sick) I placed a call to the Australian Human Rights Commission to find out if they were investigating it. Because soldiers took citizens to a camp. The guy was uninterested and even a little offended. Repeatedly said it wasn't something they deal with because it happened in a state and they only deal with federal issues. (Every square inch of land in the country is in a state. And the army is a federal force. ???) Their website helped me understand that they exist to come after people who use racial or sexual slurs. They're the hurt feelings police. There is no Human Rights Commission. There are no countervailing forces whatsoever curtailing the actions of government here.

That dude would like to put me in an internment camp without access to legal process, for sure. I'm the only working age person I know who hasn't either taken the shots or gotten counterfeit proof.

Everyone in government has gone along. Every citizen has gone along. Major red flag shit. Exempted from mandates they create. Boosters of dubious efficacy and safety forever. The army putting people in camps without legal process. This is not ok. And everyone continues to go along. It's really something to see.

The King has said that his restrictions will remain in place for years. He didn't specify how many.

He's also said that life will be very uncomfortable for the unvaccinated. Lol, go do drywall for 25 years, Mark. Persevering through discomfort is just another day at the office.

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Re: Translate English to English?
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2022, 09:37:40 PM »
I may have missed this if it was posted earlier but this shit is funny as hell. A good example of the insanity that has enveloped the world.


Easily makes it to the most punchable face list.
Pity the mother who had breastfeed this sucker.

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Re: Translate English to English?
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2022, 09:43:21 PM »

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Re: Translate English to English?
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2022, 09:53:35 PM »
I may have missed this if it was posted earlier but this shit is funny as hell. A good example of the insanity that has enveloped the world.



Haha, the fuck? I'm reminded of this:

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Special Ed makes a subtle suggestion to Luke Wood who apparently has trouble with the English-Australian translation.



 ;D ;D ;D

I see Australia has states, but also has premiers. I'm intrigued by this.

And their Indigenous people are Hebrews? Haha. The more you know, I guess.

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Re: Translate English to English?
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2022, 11:38:54 PM »
Ha, that's my king!

In a state of emergency, even if it's a really long emergency which never ends, anything he says is a new law.



Fuck... what you're describing is a nightmare. It's right out if 1984. The only thing that is missing is room 101.

Those politicians, much like many here in the U.S., are basically war criminals.

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Re: Translate English to English?
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2022, 05:06:16 AM »
Fuck... what you're describing is a nightmare. It's right out if 1984. The only thing that is missing is room 101.

Those politicians, much like many here in the U.S., are basically war criminals.

True, but politicians do as they do.

I'm more amazed that everyone keeps putting up with it, especially after they were told 2 shots would buy them liberty, lol. Then it turns out they were just renting it and they have to renew the lease every 3 months.

Vae victus.

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Re: Translate English to English?
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2022, 06:36:15 AM »
   
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Re: Translate English to English?
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2022, 11:24:19 AM »
braindead woke libs  ::)