What are these hush puppies you speak of? The crocs?
I'm not even high and I missed that. I saw the brown, shoe polish colored looking loafers on his feet and totally missed that they were crocs. Thanks Rob.
@Matt - what prompted you to buy brown crocs? 2nd, what prompted you to wear said crocs while posing in your under slacks? Finally, if your floors are that filthy, perhaps you can make a trip to the local hardware store and purchase a swiffer.