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I'M CALLING WEBCAKE AND ALEX 23 OUT!!!!
« on: February 20, 2022, 04:34:28 PM »
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!

SUPER OFFICIAL!

FROM THE DESK OF FALLSVIEW,

Goodmorrow, It has come to my attention that these two have taken on something they shouldn't have. I will be addressing this further at the GetBig offices during a press conference on Family Day February 21.
The public can attend: 5757 Wilshire Blvd. 5th Floor.


STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: I'M CALLING WEBCAKE AND ALEX 23 OUT!!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2022, 04:41:02 PM »
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!

SUPER OFFICIAL!

FROM THE DESK OF FALLSVIEW,

Goodmorrow, It has come to my attention that these two have taken on something they shouldn't have. I will be addressing this further at the GetBig offices during a press conference on Family Day February 21.
The public can attend: 5757 Wilshire Blvd. 5th Floor.


STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, Alex.
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Re: I'M CALLING WEBCAKE AND ALEX 23 OUT!!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2022, 05:37:40 PM »
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!

SUPER OFFICIAL!

FROM THE DESK OF FALLSVIEW,

Goodmorrow, It has come to my attention that these two have taken on something they shouldn't have. I will be addressing this further at the GetBig offices during a press conference on Family Day February 21.
The public can attend: 5757 Wilshire Blvd. 5th Floor.


STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you that big, jacked Quebecois man who is 5'10" and 250-lb?  One of the biggest dudes on Getbig!
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Re: I'M CALLING WEBCAKE AND ALEX 23 OUT!!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2022, 12:57:58 AM »
op

literally gallons of semen

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Re: I'M CALLING WEBCAKE AND ALEX 23 OUT!!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2022, 01:58:46 AM »
op

literally gallons of semen

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Is Fallsview that big French Canadian who used to post here?

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Re: I'M CALLING WEBCAKE AND ALEX 23 OUT!!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2022, 06:28:33 AM »
Is Fallsview that big French Canadian who used to post here?
Are you that big, jacked Quebecois man who is 5'10" and 250-lb?  One of the biggest dudes on Getbig!

Matt, why do you post under two different accounts in the same thread? Are you logging in and out every time or is one on a computer and the other on the phone? Either way, you are NOT a Tanaka and never will be!

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Re: I'M CALLING WEBCAKE AND ALEX 23 OUT!!!!
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2022, 06:41:53 AM »
Matt, why do you post under two different accounts in the same thread? Are you logging in and out every time or is one on a computer and the other on the phone? Either way, you are NOT a Tanaka and never will be!

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Re: I'M CALLING WEBCAKE AND ALEX 23 OUT!!!!
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2022, 06:45:10 AM »
Webcke was a young Sydneysider who hasn't been on the board for a decade. What did he take on? Male pattern baldness and middle age?

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Re: I'M CALLING WEBCAKE AND ALEX 23 OUT!!!!
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2022, 10:47:16 AM »
STAY OBESE!

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Re: I'M CALLING WEBCAKE AND ALEX 23 OUT!!!!
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2022, 05:57:46 PM »
Alex was in fact, a massive impressive dude, regardless that the homos around here demeaned his phisyque.

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Re: I'M CALLING WEBCAKE AND ALEX 23 OUT!!!!
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2022, 06:34:56 PM »
Matt, why do you post under two different accounts in the same thread? Are you logging in and out every time or is one on a computer and the other on the phone? Either way, you are NOT a Tanaka and never will be!

Oh, lol!

Different devices. Sorry.  :(

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Re: I'M CALLING WEBCAKE AND ALEX 23 OUT!!!!
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2022, 06:36:10 PM »
Alex was in fact, a massive impressive dude, regardless that the homos around here demeaned his phisyque.

Big dude, to be sure.

Credit where credit is due. Alex is a large man. All protein shakes and poutine in Quebec, Canada.  :D

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Re: I'M CALLING WEBCAKE AND ALEX 23 OUT!!!!
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2022, 08:00:58 PM »
Did someone really once pan his car window in with a potato? Lol.

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Re: I'M CALLING WEBCAKE AND ALEX 23 OUT!!!!
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2022, 08:07:32 PM »
Did someone really once pan his car window in with a potato? Lol.

LOL.

I think shot through his windshield.

It may have been the 2014 Arnold Classic. 2011-2014, for sure. As those were the ones I was at, and Alex and I were supposed to meet up.

He was busy dealing with the shooting though [and no - I didn't do it, lol].

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Re: I'M CALLING WEBCAKE AND ALEX 23 OUT!!!!
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2022, 11:24:10 AM »
Alex was in fact, a massive impressive dude, regardless that the homos around here demeaned his phisyque.

Large?  Yes.  Impressive?

Maybe to an impressionable teenager, but in bodybuilding terms, he's just a typical big, overfed gym rat.  He has a double chin, fat stomach, skin folds below his chest and his arms are very small relative to his barrel-chested frame.

Did he carry more muscle than some or even most of his detractors here?  Probably -- I'll give him that.

But again, all the excess fat makes him look sloppy, and his Ballspew gimmick is about as funny as getting queefed in the face courtesy of Joy Behar.

Zero points awarded to House Alice.

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Re: I'M CALLING WEBCAKE AND ALEX 23 OUT!!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2022, 12:03:50 PM »
his Ballspew gimmick is about as funny as getting queefed in the face courtesy of Joy Behar.

LOL!!!!

Alex was also said to operate the "Tunza Muscle" account:

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=623684.0