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Of non-human primates, chimps are the worst. They bite off human testicles. And orangutans... an orangutan tried to rape Julia Roberts. Five men had to pull him off her.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #10 on:** March 11, 2022, 05:07:13 PM »

Quote from: Megalodon on March 11, 2022, 04:52:59 PM

Thank you, sir. High praise indeed!

Of non-human primates, chimps are the worst. They bite off human testicles. And orangutans... an orangutan tried to rape Julia Roberts. Five men had to pull him off her.

Parsh

hench · « **Reply #11 on:** March 13, 2022, 11:15:53 AM »

What movie did this happen on?

Quote from: Megalodon on March 11, 2022, 04:52:59 PM

Thank you, sir. High praise indeed!

Of non-human primates, chimps are the worst. They bite off human testicles. And orangutans... an orangutan tried to rape Julia Roberts. Five men had to pull him off her.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #12 on:** March 13, 2022, 11:51:26 AM »

looks like a fight between Goodrum and Basile.

Megalodon · « **Reply #13 on:** March 13, 2022, 11:56:29 AM »

Quote from: hench on March 13, 2022, 11:15:53 AM

What movie did this happen on?

If you're referring to Julia Roberts attempted rape by an orangutan, if was during filming of a documentary called "In the Wild".

https://www.salon.com/2001/08/23/primates/
"Male orangutans procreate by rape and have been known to rape the women studying them (Galdikas' cook was raped). This was almost the fate of Julia Roberts when she made a documentary at Camp Leakey in 1996. One male took a shine to her and grabbed her as she walked along a path. Luckily, a film crew was present, though it took five men to free her from the ape's grasp. "

https://www.academia.edu/14945925/Orangutan_An_Endangered_Primate"
They are known to rape human females. Actress Julia Roberts had an orangutan try to have sex with her, and was saved by a film crew. "

https://nowiknow.com/hairy-houdini/
"Bornean orangutans are known to rape human women. In 1996, actress Julia Roberts was almost one such victim. She made her way to Borneo to shoot In the Wild, a documentary on these apes in their homeland. While filming, an orangutan attacked the actress. "

Hypertrophy · « **Reply #14 on:** March 13, 2022, 12:02:58 PM »

Quote from: Megalodon on March 13, 2022, 11:56:29 AM

If you're referring to Julia Roberts attempted rape by an orangutan, if was during filming of a documentary called "In the Wild".

https://www.salon.com/2001/08/23/primates/

"Male orangutans procreate by rape and have been known to rape the women studying them (Galdikas' cook was raped). This was almost the fate of Julia Roberts when she made a documentary at Camp Leakey in 1996. One male took a shine to her and grabbed her as she walked along a path. Luckily, a film crew was present, though it took five men to free her from the ape's grasp. "

Apparently 2, or possibly three, of the "five men" must be invisible in that film clip, lol.

BTw, the orangutan backed off pretty quick - it could have easily killed them all.

Everything is fucking exaggerated on the net.

pamith · « **Reply #15 on:** March 13, 2022, 12:03:13 PM »

My nikka

Megalodon · « **Reply #16 on:** March 13, 2022, 12:07:43 PM »

Quote from: Hypertrophy on March 13, 2022, 12:02:58 PM

Apparently 2, or possibly three, of the "five men" must be invisible in that film clip, lol.

BTw, the orangutan backed off pretty quick - it could have easily killed them all.

Everything is fucking exaggerated on the net.

It could have negatively affected her specifically if they didn't intervene.

Everyone can agree that the encounter was inarguably nonconsensual.

Everything is fucking exaggerated off the net as well.

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In other news:

Here's indisputable reports of a man in California that had his testicles and foot ripped off by chimps. A fate arguably worse than rape by orangutan.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/chimp-mauling-under-investigation/

https://forums.t-nation.com/t/dont-tease-the-zoo-monkeys/66383

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LA Times on orangutan rape:

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1992-01-13-me-231-story.html

" When Galdikas arrived at Tanjung Puting, native Indonesians told her that orangutans occasionally raped human females as well. She did not believe it--until one came into her camp and raped an Indonesian cook. Today, she warns women visitors who are menstruating to carry a club and not to venture among male orangutans in the camp. "

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The flipside......Horrible: Orangutan "prostitute" sex slave:

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-46388767

https://www.vice.com/en/article/dpdnp7/yo1-v14n10

AbrahamG · « **Reply #17 on:** March 13, 2022, 03:18:31 PM »

Quote from: Phantom Spunker on March 13, 2022, 12:05:19 PM

Pamith, how many men do you think it would take to drag you off Julia Roberts if you decided to rape her? 20?

That is a great question and thank you for asking it. Pamith?

Hypertrophy · « **Reply #18 on:** March 13, 2022, 03:25:56 PM »

Quote from: Megalodon on March 13, 2022, 12:07:43 PM

It could have negatively affected her specifically if they didn't intervene.

Everyone can agree that the encounter was inarguably nonconsensual.

Everything is fucking exaggerated off the net as well.

So there is the possibility the orangutan and Julia Roberts could have had consensual sex? Maybe Julia made eye contact and the orangutan smiled? lol - the shit that gets posted on here.

and no - the net is an amplifier for hyperbole. In real life people just laugh at the purveyors of this kind of exaggeration and the guilty party goes online to find solace, haha..

Megalodon · « **Reply #19 on:** March 13, 2022, 03:43:35 PM »

Quote from: Hypertrophy on March 13, 2022, 03:25:56 PM

So there is the possibility the orangutan and Julia Roberts could have had consensual sex? Maybe Julia made eye contact and the orangutan smiled? lol - the shit that gets posted on here.

and no - the net is an amplifier for hyperbole. In real life people just laugh at the purveyors of this kind of exaggeration and the guilty party goes online to find solace, haha..

Inarguably means indisputably; certainly, definitely; without the possibility of argument.

"Inarguably nonconsensual" means indisputably nonconsensual. Where was it said there's a possibility the orangutan and Julia Roberts could have had consensual sex? Exactly - the shit that gets posted on here.

and no

- I said "off the net" which includes cable news, print news, talk radio, books, magazines, tabloids, etc.... all of which can be very hyperbolic. In real life people just laugh at the purveyors of straw man arguments and the guilty party goes online to find solace, haha.. backatcha

I have little respect for celebrity and no respect for celebrity worshippers and those that white knight for their celebrity heroes or heroines. It sucks when a getbigger doesn't stay in their own lane, starts shit, purposely misinterprets your words and argues his, her, it's own made up premise, and behaves in an arrogantly snooty, phony, smug, self-satisfied, way over confident manner for whatever his or her personal issues are.

hench · « **Reply #20 on:** March 14, 2022, 08:12:52 AM »

Hmm, how do we know it's intention was to rape her?
The orangutan was lucky her brother Eric wasn't there to fend him off with the moves he learnt on best of the best!

Quote from: Megalodon on March 13, 2022, 11:56:29 AM

If you're referring to Julia Roberts attempted rape by an orangutan, if was during filming of a documentary called "In the Wild".

https://www.salon.com/2001/08/23/primates/
"Male orangutans procreate by rape and have been known to rape the women studying them (Galdikas' cook was raped). This was almost the fate of Julia Roberts when she made a documentary at Camp Leakey in 1996. One male took a shine to her and grabbed her as she walked along a path. Luckily, a film crew was present, though it took five men to free her from the ape's grasp. "

https://www.academia.edu/14945925/Orangutan_An_Endangered_Primate"
They are known to rape human females. Actress Julia Roberts had an orangutan try to have sex with her, and was saved by a film crew. "

https://nowiknow.com/hairy-houdini/
"Bornean orangutans are known to rape human women. In 1996, actress Julia Roberts was almost one such victim. She made her way to Borneo to shoot In the Wild, a documentary on these apes in their homeland. While filming, an orangutan attacked the actress. "

G_Thang · « **Reply #21 on:** March 14, 2022, 08:18:09 AM »

Quote from: Megalodon on March 13, 2022, 11:56:29 AM

"Male orangutans procreate by rape and have been known to rape the women studying them (Galdikas' cook was raped).

I'm calling bull, have yet to see an ape remove someone's underwear and pants. These women were into bestiality.

Megalodon · « **Reply #22 on:** March 14, 2022, 08:45:00 AM »

Quote from: hench on March 14, 2022, 08:12:52 AM

Hmm, how do we know it's intention was to rape her?

Salon magazine may have interviewed the orang in American Sign Language like Koko the gorilla.

Quote from: hench on March 14, 2022, 08:12:52 AM

The orangutan was lucky her brother Eric wasn't there to fend him off with the moves he learnt on best of the best!

The orangutan has gone into hiding after realizing who Julia Robert's brother is.

Flexacon · « **Reply #23 on:** March 14, 2022, 08:51:49 AM »

liam neeson wondering around his neighbourhood looking for a ginger to kill

Dave D · « **Reply #24 on:** March 14, 2022, 09:09:07 AM »

Quote from: Hypertrophy on March 13, 2022, 12:02:58 PM

Apparently 2, or possibly three, of the "five men" must be invisible in that film clip, lol.

BTw, the orangutan backed off pretty quick - it could have easily killed them all.

Everything is fucking exaggerated on the net.

You thought that orangutan hugging that white woman was attempting to rape her? You liberals are something else.