Animal Pak "Journey"

[sarcasm]

this is the "hardcore" special they've got running with the black and white pictures but in everyone of the pictures the dude is just standing there trying to look pretty looking in the mirror or posing or just sitting there brooding, hahahaha, what a bunch of posers.

[FreshMintBlue]

this is the "hardcore" special they've got running with the black and white pictures but in everyone of the pictures the dude is just standing there trying to look pretty looking in the mirror or posing or just sitting there brooding, hahahaha, what a bunch of posers.

I think its a pretty good read.

[Karl Kox]

I think its a pretty good read.

Ya they are pretty good

[BroadStreetBruiser]

I beat up women and car jack seniors after I read that shit! HARDCORE!

[Karl Kox]

I beat up women and car jack seniors after I read that shit! HARDCORE!

LOL

[Man of Steel]

this is the "hardcore" special they've got running with the black and white pictures but in everyone of the pictures the dude is just standing there trying to look pretty looking in the mirror or posing or just sitting there brooding, hahahaha, what a bunch of posers.

Yes, those adds are gayer than a BSB vegan lunch.

[LuciusFox]

 I like the one where the guy uses a wrist wrap to attach a gallon jug of water to his arm

[The True Adonis]

Why do they think that lifting weights automatically qualifies you as Bad-Ass and "Hardcore"?

[Man of Steel]

Why do they think that lifting weights automatically qualifies you as Bad-Ass and "Hardcore"?

No, you're only a hardcore badass when you lift weights and use Cell-Tech.

[The True Adonis]

Truth Be Told
by Schak (EDITED by THE TRUE ADONIS

You are a HOMO bodybuilder. You train nonstop 5-6 days a week in order to create something that your boyfriend is proud of and for other gaylords to admire. You step on stage 3-4 times a year to prance around, pretending to be on a broadway theater stage showing the world just how much you like it in the butt. Then when you are done, you go back and have a sex party with Chris Cormier and Rodney St. Cloud, taking 20 hits of Ecstacy and a pint of liquid GHB to outdo your previous accomplishments. Why? Why do you put yourself through the fucking aggravation of dieting, training, and sleeping,gay porn when you could have a real income and a real job, instead of living in Grandmas one room apartment. Why be different and strive to create a purpose for yourself in such a culture that is seldom embraced by people? Here is a thought… Why ask why? I will try to explain and reason with you as to why we do this to the best of my knowledge and opinion. This way, you can understand the reason we are who we are, and when people ask why you do this, you can actually have an answer.

TO BE CONTINUED.....

[anvil]

No, you're only a hardcore badass when you lift weights and use Cell-Tech.

Man, I snorted a whole can of cell tech and I didn't gain anything; that stuff sucks.

[The True Adonis]

Truth Be Told
by SchakCONTINUED...EDITED by THE TRUE ADONIS



Why attempt something that seems so gay, that Richard Simmons even would be afraid to participate and that no one in their right mind would ever conceive? Because we march in parades and view each other on home webcams. We know we are different. We know that we strive for physical attention from the same sex. We like to be different. People such as myself like going to the gym everyday, looking at cute male asses, workout after workout, rep after rep, to see change… To see improvements the likes of which most people only dream and fantasize about.  So many tops and bottoms at a hardcore gym. guy you know what I am talking about. You look at yourself everyday in the mirror and say to yourself, “I`m gayer than a duffel bag full of Hallmark Greeting cards,” or “I`m much bigger and gayer than the normal fairy.” You don't stand there and hope that you will change everyday. You don't blink your eyes like “I Dream of Jeannie.”  Instead, you dream of Frank Roberson and Rusty Jeffers penetrating your only vestige of maledom. You go and do something about it. You desire change so you bust your balls in the gym and try to get as many phone numbers from NPC and IFBB competitors as possible.

[The True Adonis]

Truth Be Told
by Schak (Continued  EDITED by THE TRUE ADONIS


Just as you grow to love any sport, you grow to love hunting for gays in the Gold`s gym parking lot. You may try it out, just to see if you like it, but it is addicting and once you get bitten on the neck and butt by Bruce, "the iron bug", it is hard to turn away. You don't mind the dieting, the training, and the torture, wearing the gimp suit that you put on while you watch the 2001 Mr. Olympia, because once you look that way, you realize in the end, it was worth the struggle. You eat like a horse in the off-season, and train with weights mere mortals cannot fathom just to put on that extra size because you know that the gay bodybuilding world is expecting, with each rep, with each workout and with each dry piece of chicken and each cock you shove down your throat, it will make you look that much better on your webcam and your gay for pay website. It is an addicting fucking thing man. You train to be the "alpha" male. It is such a motivating feeling that words cannot describe it. It is an unexplainable phenomenon of the human psyche. One may never truly understand why we grow to love our shit being pushed in.

[sarcasm]

I think its a pretty good read.

you're gayer than Gilad shopping for leotards and Swiss balls.

[Mars]

Yes he's gayer then Lee Priests superman routine.

[alexxx]

Yes he's gayer then Lee Priests superman routine.

Yes Mars! He is gayer than Adonis attempting a posing round with his boyfriend!

[Naked4Jesus]

Yes Mars! He is gayer than Adonis attempting a posing round with his boyfriend!

Yes indeed Alexxx he's gayer than a discount coupon to one of Derek Anthony's Muscle Worship Workshops.

[hillbilly]

ITS 2AM YOUVE HAD 30 MINUTES SLEEP IN 8 DAYS BUT U STILL SQUAT ! 1PLATEW 2PLATES 3PLATES..........15PLATE S IN THE HOLE U SQUAT TILL U SH*T YOUR INTESTINES OUT YOUR ASS! THIS IS HARDCORE THIS IS ANIMAL CAN U HANDLE IT!   

[brianX]

I woke up at 3 AM, mainlined some Cell-Tech into my penis, set off for the gym, murdered a German tourist along the way, and laid siege to the SQUAT RACK. Afterwards, I spent five hours in the parking lot posing my physique in car windows.

[Monster_Everything]

this is the "hardcore" special they've got running with the black and white pictures but in everyone of the pictures the dude is just standing there trying to look pretty looking in the mirror or posing or just sitting there brooding, hahahaha, what a bunch of posers.

hahahah definitely 'dave' these jokers arent fooling nobody ahahha

[Nordic Beast]

hahah that was some funny shit Adonis---

[Brutal_1]

hahahah definitely 'dave' these jokers arent fooling nobody ahahha

gayer than agreeing with what someone said two years ago

[triple_pickle]

gayer than agreeing with what someone said two years ago

brutal reflexes

[Brutal_1]

brutal reflexes

[benchthis]

http://www.t-nation.com/article/bodybuilding/9_great_secrets_of_training_success
animal pak will adapt to this soon too