MR Hanky Classic Physique Contest Thread….

[keanu]

Bullshit i look fucking awesome

  Not being a hater but you look way worse than usual. 2 weeks of diarrhea on a depletion diet is showing. Oddly you looked much better 2 days ago.

[webstar]

Ignore Hanky, he is high on amphetamines  that his maid “holds” for him incase CPS shows up.

[The Scott]

bhanky, some would claim that death is the bestest of all blessings that come to us mortals. As one who has known it twice now I must tell you that if it is a gift, it is not the one that keeps on giving. 

Given the cadaverous look you are currently sporting  I must say that you need to live for your loved ones, including your son and not for the moment that feeds your ego. 

Lighten up.  I have been where we are all headed and you need to stick around for your child and  be a father, not his competitor.  Death does not give, it takes more away from those you love than it does from you.  Trust me on this.  My doctors have a new nickname for me.  I just need to live up to it.

Consider this your wake up call.  Enough for now.

[AbrahamG]

Ignore Hanky, he is high on amphetamines  that his maid “holds” for him incase CPS shows up.

Wonder if he goes all Arnold on his maid too?

[blue52]

I contacted Dare County Sherriffs office and sent screenshots of him regarding the steroid and gh use but moreso about the maid handing out adderall like candy. They will be interested in that

[webstar]

I’m more concerned about this Maid. What kind of maid leaves a house in such poor condition.

Healy, You should really fire her. She does not keep your house in good condition. Look at the mess in your bathroom. The mess in your office. At least she can throw away the US mail tote.

[blue52]

I’m more concerned about this Me. What kind of me leaves a house in such poor condition.

Healy, You should really fire her. She does not keep your house in good condition. Look at the mess in your bathroom. The mess in your office. At least she can throw away the US mail tote.

she will never get fired, she gives him free drugs,.....plus she doesnt have to clean the house cause she gives him free drugs

[Dave D]

Any plans of entering another show

LOL

Bhanks is the best troll here. He’s taken trolling to a whole new level.

[blue52]

LOL

Bhanks is the best troll here. He’s taken trolling to a whole new level.

you realize hes too stupid to troll?

[Never1AShow]

If a single Adderall nearly killed him, what would the Lasix have done?  I think the Adderall saved his life.

[webstar]

If a single Adderall nearly killed him, what would the Lasix have done?  I think the Adderall saved his life.

And the Gatorade.

Drinking 2 gallons of full sugar Gatorade to cure his restless leg syndrome.

At least he has finally admitted to using 500 mg of test for an entire year straight. Basically been on cycle all year long to look like a geriatric.

[Walter Sobchak]

Obviously the nutrient cocoon leaked.

[Dave D]

you realize hes too stupid to troll?

LOL touché.

[webstar]

Hanky, does your maid carry an 8 ball or G in her apron along with the amphetamines?

[karasan]

I am in way better shape than the local show guys anyway this was merely a pracrice cut for nationals. I didnt chicken out of anything I am fuckig dicred. I could not drive yesterday and wasnt going to kill myself driving 5 hours locked up to compete against 3 guys. I was beyond cramping. wait until the pics come out they are not going to be in my kind of condition. For fuck sake I am 200lbs and 5% with shredded ovliques and fethered tear drops. i also dialed in the waist width giving me more V taper the fuck more do you people want

Too bad you couldn't compete in Gar-field High Mr. Drop Out, you were definite top 4 material with your "fethered tear drops" on your 22 inch wheels.

[FitnessFrenzy]

bhank, why could you not make the 5 hour drive to the show?

Guys, please bump this until he answers....

[Hulkotron]

bhank, why could you not make the 5 hour drive to the show?

Guys, please bump this until he answers....

It sounded to me like it was a five-hour window to check in for the show, not a five-hour drive, but I could be mistaken.

[joswift]

bhank, why could you not make the 5 hour drive to the show?

Guys, please bump this until he answers....

He was setting up a table tennis board over his pool table

[bhank]

I agree i did take it too far I did look better a fee days ago. The problem is your try to get a little leaner and the next thing you know you have lost 50lbs. Everyone said I had a belly and to lean out but its a snowball effect. I cant even get food and water down now stomach is all fucked up. Hopefully van rehdrate today and start the rebound process fuck classic I need to ger back to 230lbs

[bhank]

It sounded to me like it was a five-hour window to check in for the show, not a five-hour drive, but I could be mistaken.

It was a 5 hour drive with a 2 hour window.

[joswift]

you have got to be shopping these photos

[bhank]

you have got to be shopping these photos

Lets not forget you look like dogshit covered in shingles right now

[joswift]

Lets not forget you look like dogshit covered in shingles right now

I actually dont, the shingles are clearing up and to be honest as fat as I am I would have still got the nod over you in a show this week

[bhank]

I actually dont, the shingles are clearing up and to be honest as fat as I am I would have still got the nod over you in a show this week

No you wouldnt you are soft and old now stop it

[a_pupil]

Read all of this thread. Classic getbig. Had me bursting in laughter in a few places.

Hanky doesn't have the genetics for the thong but he's a throwback to the days of VVV shutting down expos