Looking for a guitarist...

[Gym-Rat]

To start a new band.

I'll take her...

[IroNat]

Hotter than Dutch love.

[Fortress]

HORRIBLE tone.

Like opening a can of tuna.

These look-at-me sluts fill me with rage.

I’d fill her with my ball sauce and then break her guitar before leaving. Without a goodbye.

P.S. Unless it’s black metal, specifically, strumming metal riffs is sacrilege. You down-pick that shit.

Dumb khunt.

[Phantom Spunker]

HORRIBLE tone.

Like opening a can of tuna.

These look-at-me sluts fill me with rage.

I’d fill her with my ball sauce and then break her guitar before leaving. Without a goodbye.

P.S. Unless it’s black metal, specifically, strumming metal riffs is sacrilege. You down-pick that shit.

Dumb khunt.

I laughed out loud at 'breaking her guitar'. I've watched quite a few of her videos - she is annoying as hell with the feigned orgasmic pleasure every single time. What axes do you own, Fortress?

[funk51]

   

   

   

      I like these better , course they ancient now.

[Thin Lizzy]

Porn star looks. Typical internet shredder.


As an aside, am I the only one who didn’t know the Tesla song “Little Suzi” was a cover?

[Fortress]

What axes do you own, Fortress?

Just an acoustic campfire guitar and an Epiphone Jeff Waters (Annihilator) V (red, and signed on the back by Jeff himself).