Worst Golf Starter Ever

[blue52]

haha so I swapped free golf at a ridiculously nice course in BC and I was starter on first tee

anyhoo, some douche mean golfer was a prick to the gal in the pro shop calling her a bitch and then called me an asshole (all over 5 dollars),...so i had a "chat" with him and am no longer at the course

I would be anything he is EXACTLY what douchehanks is like in real life, entitled and never wrong

[IroNat]

You'd never make it in Corporate America, bro.

[epic is back]

haha so I swapped free golf at a ridiculously nice course in BC and I was starter on first tee

anyhoo, some douche mean golfer was a prick to the gal in the pro shop calling her a bitch and then called me an asshole (all over 5 dollars),...so i had a "chat" with him and am no longer at the course

I would be anything he is EXACTLY what douchehanks is like in real life, entitled and never wrong

Wash my shoes and put my bag in my trunk and clean my irons this time you punk whore

[blue52]

Wash my shoes and put my bag in my trunk and clean my irons this time you punk whore

 claims to know all about golf
clearly doesnt have a clue waht a starter is

lol between you and bhanks i dont know who is fucking stupider, but its a tight race

[epic is back]

I know what duties a starter does

It went right over your head dum dum

It was funny to tell you to do those things cause it’s not your job


Are all you guys this fucking dumb?

Now when I show up at  my usual 333 tee time tomorrow you better keep those old geezers moving

And don’t blame clogging up the course cause you didn’t charge your radio again

Don’t be stingy and give me more tees as well

Oh and take my bag towel home have your girl wash it

[joswift]

I know what duties a starter does

It went right over your head dum dum

It was funny to tell you to do those things cause it’s not your job


Are all you guys this fucking dumb?

Now when I show up at  my usual 333 tee time tomorrow you better keep those old geezers moving

And don’t blame clogging up the course cause you didn’t charge your radio again

Don’t be stingy and give me more tees as well

Oh and take my bag towel home have your girl wash it

a good golfer should only need one, hit the ball properly you fuckwit and you wont lose your tee

[epic is back]

I don’t lose them

I leave them in the ground

I pay to have that privilege radio boy

Now where’s my clean bag towel ?

[blue52]

I don’t lose them

I leave them in the ground

I pay to have that privilege radio boy

Now where’s my clean bag towel ?

And again you clearly know I dont deal with that
I give tourists the full fun experience
they get their names, city and handicapped announced similar to PGA
also im doing it voluntarily cause its fun and money isnt everything

Im having a blast doing it, life is good

also, its too bad you cant be more like who i discuss in your HI thread
humbleness really missed you, but hey, we gotta be who we are I guess

hit it straight

[epic is back]

What course does what your saying ? Where do you work ?

Where they golf in jeans ?

I live in south Florida

There’s Jupiter hills

The Floridian

Old palm

Medalist - I can’t get in there

Macartur

Trump national

Bears club

All within 10 miles of my house

Been going to lost lake quite a bit though as I am thinking of moving in there .

I’d rather live in a golf community than a beach one

I hardly go to the beach

[blue52]

What course does what your saying ? Where do you work ?

Where they golf in jeans ?

I live in south Florida

There’s Jupiter hills

The Floridian

Old palm

Medalist - I can’t get in there

Macartur

Trump national

Bears club

All within 10 miles of my house

Been going to lost lake quite a bit though as I am thinking of moving in there .

I’d rather live in a golf community than a beach one

I hardly go to the beach

youre high\
Im at a top 20 course with 36 holes in the mountains
you can have your pancake flat florida courses

Im at Copper Point in Invermere BC
google it, then get back here and tell me about your oh so great florida courses

best you can do is an alligator and 4 palm trees

[blue52]

What course does what your saying ? Where do you work ?

Where they golf in jeans ?

I live in south Florida

There’s Jupiter hills

The Floridian

Old palm

Medalist - I can’t get in there

Macartur

Trump national

Bears club

All within 10 miles of my house

Been going to lost lake quite a bit though as I am thinking of moving in there .

I’d rather live in a golf community than a beach one

I hardly go to the beach

i notice you wont say your actual home club
cant afford the fee?
since you have no friends i gather you just stumble on as a single and then watch the 2some or 3 some grimace when they see you want to join them

im gonna gues you say you play to an 8 then shank one straight right off the first and shoot 98

[epic is back]

2/3 of pga professionals live here

It’s the golf capital of the United States

 Some of the Best courses in the world - Seminole

I went to the walker club last year there

Don’t talk about golf dude

The Jupiter club is 2 miles down the street

Jupiter island club

My home club is Jupiter country club

Pretend you called them then go on a lunatic rant how I’m not a member here

That’s usually how this goes right ?

Same old shit here

[blue52]

2/3 of pga professionals live here

It’s the golf capital of the United States

 Some of the Best courses in the world - Seminole

I went to the walker club last year there

Don’t talk about golf dude

I was in greenskeeping for 14 years and played since I was 4
so really
you need to shut up

wahts your home course?  You dont have one cause you cant afford it
haha the single that makes the threesome barf when you ask to play with them

what a fucking loser

[blue52]

look at your shitty attitude on here
you were a pill popper and alcoholic for over half your life
you dont think in all my years on courses I didnt see your type?

Absolutely no one wants to be paired up with you. You ahve absolutely no friends where you live and either play as a single on dead days or, god forbid for the other golfers, get chucked into a threesome

realize Ive seen your type for years

[IroNat]

I never thought I'd see Getbiggers measuring their putters to each other.

[blue52]

I never thought I'd see Getbiggers measuring their putters to each other.

I have a cheap small putter, its humiliating 

[IroNat]

I have a cheap small putter, its humiliating 

It's not the size of your putter that counts but how you use it.

[TheGrinch]

wooooooooshhhhhhhhhhh

[epic is back]

Cour de alene

Many times I’ve missed that green

You see that infinity pool to the left ?

When you stay in the hotel a boat taxi takes you there

[TheGrinch]

Cour de alene

Many times I’ve missed that green

You see that infinity pool to the left ?

When you stay in the hotel a boat taxi takes you there

I can't even begin to imagine how many golf balls are in the water there

[GymnJuice]

I never thought I'd see Getbiggers measuring their putters to each other.

As long as it is done in inches to the second decimal it is per accepted protocol.

[IroNat]

I can't even begin to imagine how many golf balls are in the water there

I bet there's a few golf clubs in there too.