Just because my lower back that has a herniated disc and my surgically repaired knees don't like standing for 8 hours a day doesn't mean I wouldn't backhand this entire fucking board if it came down to it.
Hey wifebeater, you ever gonna make good on this backhand promise?
Because right now your fake tough guy act is wearing pretty fucking thin.
So step up you lying cocksukker, because right now you look awfully fucking stupid.