Judgea would be more inclined going after the Athlete's Rep, not rewarding. Awesome point! Many people just aren't picking up what you are laying down.
Bob is so wonderful. I say a prayer for him every night before I go to bed.
what country are you from?
I have a life-size poster of Bob above my bed, and I get on my knees in front of it to say my prayers. Sometimes, if I don't close my eyes like I'm supposed to when I'm praying, I get so distracted by his magnificence that I forget to pray . . . but God knows that I'm merely revering one of his greatest creations and he doesn't mind.
Whoa now, you are forgetting Jay Cutler.
It's good to see a man who recognizes beauty!
wonder what my girl will think of my new habits when she gets back in town. maybe she'll join me at my Bob and Silent Jay Cutler shrine.
If she doesn't, kill her.
makes sense . . . God told Abraham to sacrifice Isaac, after all. Should I do this in front of the Bob poster?
God told Abraham to kill Isaac because everybody likes to see some violence.
I'm thinking I shouldn't wait for my girl to get back, but should try and find a virgin now?I think God and Bob deserve a virgin sacrifice.
Is your girlfriend not a virgin!?
It's sad . . . what's even sadder IMO is that it's not my fault. The poor thing came to me deflowered. But experienced
Why not? Is there a School for Girls nearby?
I think you have to go the Middle East or some remote Asian country to find virgins these days. Maybe my girl can pick one up on her way back . . . any ideas on how I could broach the subject?
You'd better call in a favor
I'll definitely need to call in a favor if she ever finds out how much time I've been spending on getbig . . .wonder where this thread will be tomorrow morning?
In the murder and prostitute section
Why? we haven't been talking about titus or kelly . . . at least, not until right now.
I have actually shaken hands with both of them. Scary huh?
