Author Topic: Push Ups (Read 2201 times)

liberty · « **on:** June 20, 2022, 06:04:46 AM »

New world record

Stephano · « **Reply #1 on:** June 20, 2022, 06:16:40 AM »

I didn't count a single fucking pushup. Those were literally quarter or eighth reps.

Also: Why does every Australian look like that? I mean, short swarthy manlets with hook noses. What ever happened to the Crocodile Dundee and Steve Irwin phenotype? Have they all been replaced by Meds?

Hulkotron · « **Reply #2 on:** June 20, 2022, 06:34:18 AM »

Quote from: Stephano on June 20, 2022, 06:16:40 AM

I didn't count a single fucking pushup. Those were literally quarter or eighth reps.

Also: Why does every Australian look like that? I mean, short swarthy manlets with hook noses. What ever happened to the Crocodile Dundee and Steve Irwin phenotype? Have they all been replaced by Meds?

_bruce_ · « **Reply #3 on:** June 20, 2022, 07:40:53 AM »

Quote from: Stephano on June 20, 2022, 06:16:40 AM

I didn't count a single fucking pushup. Those were literally quarter or eighth reps.

Also: Why does every Australian look like that? I mean, short swarthy manlets with hook noses. What ever happened to the Crocodile Dundee and Steve Irwin phenotype? Have they all been replaced by Meds?

Most likely, albeit there are still many "redheads" down under.

JackTheRipper · « **Reply #4 on:** June 20, 2022, 07:52:57 AM »

Quote from: Stephano on June 20, 2022, 06:16:40 AM

I didn't count a single fucking pushup. Those were literally quarter or eighth reps.

Also: Why does every Australian look like that? I mean, short swarthy manlets with hook noses. What ever happened to the Crocodile Dundee and Steve Irwin phenotype? Have they all been replaced by Meds?

Crossfit Bullshit

Marty Champions · « **Reply #5 on:** June 20, 2022, 08:02:37 AM »

Another steroid role model

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 20, 2022, 08:53:08 AM »

How,do they define a "pushup"? GTFO w that partial rep baloney, I reject his attempt

joswift · « **Reply #7 on:** June 20, 2022, 10:02:07 AM »

who approved the push ups, Hanky?

robcguns · « **Reply #8 on:** June 20, 2022, 10:37:17 AM »

9 hour plank is insane but yeah those push ups are crap”the push up rules are very strict” hahah. I could do a couple hundred like that.

joswift · « **Reply #9 on:** June 20, 2022, 10:38:09 AM »

Quote from: robcguns on June 20, 2022, 10:37:17 AM

9 hour plank is insane but yeah those push ups are crap”the push up rules are very strict” hahah. I could do a couple hundred like that.

can you imagine how much of your life you waste practicing to do a 9 hour plank....

bhank · « **Reply #10 on:** June 20, 2022, 11:09:23 AM »

According to Military PT standards you have to touch your chest to the ground for it to count hence he did 0 pushups

robcguns · « **Reply #11 on:** June 20, 2022, 11:12:05 AM »

Quote from: joswift on June 20, 2022, 10:38:09 AM

can you imagine how much of your life you waste practicing to do a 9 hour plank....

Hahaha yeah it’s retarded.

Quote from: bhank on June 20, 2022, 11:09:23 AM

According to Military PT standards you have to touch your chest to the ground for it to count hence he did 0 pushups

Exactly.

Hypertrophy · « **Reply #12 on:** June 20, 2022, 11:29:17 AM »

Wonder how many pullups he could do?

Hulkotron · « **Reply #13 on:** June 20, 2022, 12:15:21 PM »

I would be embarrassed to be seen “Working Out” in this fashion.

Matt · « **Reply #14 on:** June 20, 2022, 01:03:05 PM »

Quote from: Stephano on June 20, 2022, 06:16:40 AM

I didn't count a single fucking pushup. Those were literally quarter or eighth reps.

Also: Why does every Australian look like that? I mean, short swarthy manlets with hook noses. What ever happened to the Crocodile Dundee and Steve Irwin phenotype? Have they all been replaced by Meds?

They don't all look like that. Take "Australian" UFC fighter Alexander Volkanovski, for example.

Oh wait:

Matt · « **Reply #15 on:** June 20, 2022, 01:07:39 PM »

I did 484 in just over an hour here, and I used proper form:

IroNat · « **Reply #16 on:** June 20, 2022, 01:19:04 PM »

You are a beast, Matt.

How does doing pushups benefit vets with ptsd?

Do you get money for pushups to give the organization so the Executive Director can get his 6 figure salary?

Why do you always wear black leotards?

Matt · « **Reply #17 on:** June 20, 2022, 01:22:34 PM »

Quote from: IroNat on June 20, 2022, 01:19:04 PM

How does doing pushups benefit vets with ptsd?

Do you get money for pushups to give the organization so the Executive Director can get his 6 figure salary?

Why do you always wear black leotards?

Good question. In hindsight, it was probably stupid.

As for the leotards - not unless I feel like I am in shape. Lately, I just can't get the calories on to feel that way.

robcguns · « **Reply #18 on:** June 20, 2022, 01:40:57 PM »

Quote from: Matt on June 20, 2022, 01:07:39 PM

I did 484 in just over an hour here, and I used proper form:

Matt, you are a strong dude no doubt and have a good build as well. But I just can’t look past the spandex pants. Why just why? Haha.

Matt · « **Reply #19 on:** June 20, 2022, 01:53:49 PM »

Quote from: robcguns on June 20, 2022, 01:40:57 PM

Matt, you are a strong dude no doubt and have a good build as well. But I just can’t look past the spandex pants. Why just why? Haha.

It started out because doing the Atlas Stones, the damn stones get stuck on your clothes.

And for bodybuilding - there is some mind-muscle connection thing when you see the muscles in question flex.

That, and I have no good taste in clothes.

Matt · « **Reply #20 on:** June 20, 2022, 01:58:14 PM »

What the fuck is wrong with people?:

robcguns · « **Reply #21 on:** June 20, 2022, 02:00:37 PM »

Quote from: Matt on June 20, 2022, 01:53:49 PM

It started out because doing the Atlas Stones, the damn stones get stuck on your clothes.

And for bodybuilding - there is some mind-muscle connection thing when you see the muscles in question flex.

That, and I have no good taste in clothes.

Fair enough.

IroNat · « **Reply #22 on:** June 20, 2022, 02:03:01 PM »

Quote from: Matt on June 20, 2022, 01:22:34 PM

Good question. In hindsight, it was probably stupid.

As for the leotards - not unless I feel like I am in shape. Lately, I just can't get the calories on to feel that way.

Matt,

You have an excellent build.

No homo.

Matt · « **Reply #23 on:** June 20, 2022, 03:26:59 PM »

Quote from: IroNat on June 20, 2022, 02:03:01 PM

Matt,

You have an excellent build.

No homo.

Thank you, lol. Once I started getting attention from women, I basically stopped there.

I don't want to waste this fucking cycle...but I can't eat worth shit, and I know it.

If I can even consider having started yet. I'm still only one 250mg Sustanon shot in so far.

Stephano · « **Reply #24 on:** June 20, 2022, 03:48:19 PM »

Quote from: Matt on June 20, 2022, 03:26:59 PM

Thank you, lol. Once I started getting attention from women, I basically stopped there.

I don't want to waste this fucking cycle...but I can't eat worth shit, and I know it.

If I can even consider having started yet. I'm still only one 250mg Sustanon shot in so far.

Well, it's a start. Good luck bro.