Customer Shoots & Kills Subway Worker Over " Too Much Mayo"

[wes]

Olive oil if not concerned with the fats.

Can also try the greek yogurt thing like Princess L mentioned. The chopped-up dill pickle relish is an easy add-in. Adding lemon or lime juice to greek yogurt with salt, pepper, and some other flavoring (they make dill and lemongrass in tubes that you can squeeze into it) is tasty but can be time consuming if you're in a rush. But I'll make that greek yogurt sauce and put it on anything, tilapia filets, chicken etc.

Sounds great,  just don`t put too much on anyone elses sandwich or you may get shot. 

[ThisisOverload]

Don’t know what your missing, a burger without Mayo is not a burger.

I just can't handle it, something about mayo on hot food to me is gross.

If i cook the burger myself i don't put any condiments on it. Just cheese, lettuce, onions, tomato, pickles and sometimes jalapenos.

When i was younger and heavy into power lifting, i used to eat the ultimate cheeseburgers from Jack in the Box. They had mayo and i used to eat two of them on Saturday's after our power training day. I remember my first power lifting meet i had to drop from 245 down to 220 in order to be in a more competitive class. After dieting for a few weeks and dehydrating myself for 24 hours i made weight, then i had two of the those burgers.

Today i couldn't even eat one.

[Dokey111]

Totally remember seeing this in a 90’s infomercial. Think it was with one of those handheld mixers. It was gross watching it turn white. Makes me want to puke. The preferred condiment of semen sippers.

Right? Literally made me sick.

[Princess L]

Man, that just reminded me the time my aunt took us to BK as a kid. Instead of asking what we wanted like a normal adult, she panicked in the drive thru and blurted out “3 Whopper Jrs”. That thing was slathered to the tits with mayo. Think that was the last time I had it as well which was about 30 years ago. All I wanted was a regular burger with the standard ketchup, mustard and pickle. I’ll never forgive her for that.

Totally remember seeing this in a 90’s infomercial. Think it was with one of those handheld mixers. It was gross watching it turn white. Makes me want to puke. The preferred condiment of semen sippers.

Those stick blenders are great!

[Flexacon]

Used to have lunch w/ a guy who would dip his french-fries in Mayo.

Odd..

The French use mayo or mayo based dips with french fries, so technically anything else would be odd.

[Flexacon]

Don’t know what your missing, a burger without Mayo is not a burger.

Mayo only on chicken burgers for me.

[ProudVirgin69]

Any suggestions besides hot sauce or mustard. I don’t love miracle whip but what else are you supposed to mix tuna with.

no bullshit, mash it up w avocado and hot sauce and it tastes exactly like guacamole.  Can't even taste the tuna

[BB]

The French use mayo or mayo based dips with french fries, so technically anything else would be odd.

Sometimes I'll have fries with tarter sauce.

[IroNat]

Elvis ate peanut butter and mayo sandwiches.

[IroNat]

[tacobender]

Elvis ate peanut butter and mayo sandwiches.

explained why he was ripped to shreds

[AbrahamG]

The whopper is amazing.

Whopper > Big Mac.  Whopper Jr. > Whopper.  Just my $0.02.

[deadz]

no bullshit, mash it up w avocado and hot sauce and it tastes exactly like guacamole.  Can't even taste the tuna

Sounds good

[Gym-Rat]

explained why he was ripped to shreds

"thank ya.. thank ya very much"...

[SF1900]

Man, that just reminded me the time my aunt took us to BK as a kid. Instead of asking what we wanted like a normal adult, she panicked in the drive thru and blurted out “3 Whopper Jrs”. That thing was slathered to the tits with mayo. Think that was the last time I had it as well which was about 30 years ago. All I wanted was a regular burger with the standard ketchup, mustard and pickle. I’ll never forgive her for that.

Totally remember seeing this in a 90’s infomercial. Think it was with one of those handheld mixers. It was gross watching it turn white. Makes me want to puke. The preferred condiment of semen sippers.

Broskie, have you confronted your aunt about the traumatic BK experience?

[GymnJuice]

Whopper > Big Mac.  Whopper Jr. > Whopper.  Just my $0.02.