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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #850 on: July 28, 2022, 08:54:08 PM »
Shizzos "admission" does have some doubts to it.

Top five gayest things updated to  six:

5.  Shizzos "admission" does have some doubts to it.
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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #851 on: July 28, 2022, 08:56:00 PM »
I for one am all for mattc's new malevolent personality. He dosent take kindly to disrespect or non on-spectrum conversation. He will swiftly dispense justice with dick pics or a knife if you venture too close to his shaven feet.

carry on and give them hell mattc

Lol! This is excellent.

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #852 on: July 28, 2022, 09:04:33 PM »
Top five gayest things updated to  six:

5.  Shizzos "admission" does have some doubts to it.

My doubts are he's too fat and disgusting to be able to find a willing cock to suck  :D

Now kindly take me of list

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #853 on: July 28, 2022, 09:53:59 PM »
This place is amazing.  I actually feel bad for those who don't know about it.

There are days the crazy fuckers on here are the best entertainment on the internet.

But if you’re OMR you have got to feel jaded. He’s the only open and accepted homosexual man on the site and he has been completely cut out of the dick pics and jerkoff videos loop.

I think someone is going to need to study Matt Canning’s jerkoff video and make absolutely sure that Shizzo didn’t “have a hand in it.”

See what I did there….🤣

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #854 on: July 28, 2022, 11:08:40 PM »
There are days the crazy fuckers on here are the best entertainment on the internet.

But if you’re OMR you have got to feel jaded. He’s the only open and accepted homosexual man on the site and he has been completely cut out of the dick pics and jerkoff videos loop.

I think someone is going to need to study Matt Canning’s jerkoff video and make absolutely sure that Shizzo didn’t “have a hand in it.”

See what I did there….🤣

That is a legit travesty. 


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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #855 on: July 28, 2022, 11:24:16 PM »
That is a legit travesty.

I agree….the weirdo Matt “Connoisseur of Cock” Canning should definitely send cock pics and jerkoff videos to OMR so Getbig is more inclusive.

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #856 on: July 29, 2022, 12:19:55 AM »
Top five gayest things updated to  six:

5.  Shizzos "admission" does have some doubts to it.
I highly doubt if Shizzo really sucked a dick.

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #857 on: July 29, 2022, 01:15:32 AM »
I don't understand how the penis size came up in conversation, let alone the admission of tiny cock! Then to progress to not only proving tiny weener in a video but the spurt load too is mind boggling. Maybe the cycle is screwing with Matt's mind, normal people don't entertain doing stuff like this.  ???

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #858 on: July 29, 2022, 01:49:37 AM »
I highly doubt if Shizzo really sucked a dick.

Agreed.  It's probably plural. 

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #859 on: July 29, 2022, 02:35:21 AM »
No way he sent a video of himself jerking it and blowing a load, no fucking way.  I’m laughing pretty fucking hard right now. I’ve been reading about this for days and only today did it really sink in.
The way Prime described it was the funniest part. Matt was "furiously  jerking off." Furiously?! Ole Matty boy was really into it. Lmfao!!

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #860 on: July 29, 2022, 02:54:37 AM »
Agreed.  It's probably plural. 
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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #861 on: July 29, 2022, 03:55:54 AM »
The way Prime described it was the funniest part. Matt was "furiously  jerking off." Furiously?! Ole Matty boy was really into it. Lmfao!!
😆😆😂🤣🤣. Cant you see it??!! Matt is feverishly going at it - damn near throwing his shoulder out - and in the voice of Elmer Fudd saying “oooooohhhhh I’ll show dem awwll - I’ll prooove it!!!…..”

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #862 on: July 29, 2022, 06:52:43 AM »
I hope when matt finally loses it this board doesn't get blamed.

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #863 on: July 29, 2022, 06:54:20 AM »
The way Prime described it was the funniest part. Matt was "furiously  jerking off." Furiously?! Ole Matty boy was really into it. Lmfao!!

Hahahaha

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #864 on: July 29, 2022, 07:13:53 AM »
I guess it is not gay to send a masturbation video to Prime if you view prime as a sort of de facto penis expert who can look at a cock being beaten like a soccer judge can judge a soccer match.

That being said, I will not be sending any peenus videos or pics to papa prime.

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #865 on: July 29, 2022, 07:19:00 AM »
I guess it is not gay to send a masturbation video to Prime if you view prime as a sort of de facto penis expert who can look at a cock being beaten like a soccer judge can judge a soccer match.

That being said, I will not be sending any peenus videos or pics to papa prime.

I think thats how bodybuilding judges are selected....

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #866 on: July 29, 2022, 10:37:16 AM »
😆😆😂🤣🤣. Cant you see it??!! Matt is feverishly going at it - damn near throwing his shoulder out - and in the voice of Elmer Fudd saying “oooooohhhhh I’ll show dem awwll - I’ll prooove it!!!…..”

You know damn well Spastic Matt mentions me in the jerkoff video…

😂

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #867 on: July 29, 2022, 10:38:46 AM »
😆😆😂🤣🤣. Cant you see it??!! Matt is feverishly going at it - damn near throwing his shoulder out - and in the voice of Elmer Fudd saying “oooooohhhhh I’ll show dem awwll - I’ll prooove it!!!…..”

😆

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #868 on: July 29, 2022, 11:49:21 AM »
I hope when matt finally loses it this board doesn't get blamed.

Don’t worry Clavin, you won’t get jism on your size medium David Hogg t-shirt.

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #869 on: July 29, 2022, 12:37:31 PM »
I hope when matt finally loses it this board doesn't get blamed.

When he crashes hard after doing a stupid cycle, he's going to be an emotional train wreck.

When he shoots up a Police Station at least he will be somebody in this world.

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #870 on: July 29, 2022, 12:42:02 PM »
When he crashes hard after doing a stupid cycle, he's going to be an emotional train wreck.

When he shoots up a Police Station at least he will be somebody in this world.

That's why I kept trying to tell him that the modest gains he was seeking did NOT require anabolics to achieve. Nor would it have taken him 18 months to do so, as he kept erroneously claiming.

He just doesn't want to eat. And without steroids, he has NO CHANCE of making those kind of gains without a sound diet.

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #871 on: July 29, 2022, 01:23:12 PM »
I guess it is not gay to send a masturbation video to Prime if you view prime as a sort of de facto penis expert who can look at a cock being beaten like a soccer judge can judge a soccer match.

That being said, I will not be sending any peenus videos or pics to papa prime.

And thank you for that.

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #872 on: July 29, 2022, 01:25:18 PM »

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #873 on: July 29, 2022, 01:28:32 PM »
When he crashes hard after doing a stupid cycle, he's going to be an emotional train wreck.

When he shoots up a Police Station at least he will be somebody in this world.

Don't give him any ideas. He's already phoned and threatened the police.

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Re: Matt C. Cycle Update.
« Reply #874 on: July 29, 2022, 02:59:43 PM »
That's why I kept trying to tell him that the modest gains he was seeking did NOT require anabolics to achieve. Nor would it have taken him 18 months to do so, as he kept erroneously claiming.

He just doesn't want to eat. And without steroids, he has NO CHANCE of making those kind of gains without a sound diet.

It's pointless to argue with him.

He knows everything.

I've been around AAS for 20 years and tried to help him, but he's convinced this train wreck of a cycle is a good idea.

His point is to show how much easier it is to gain weight on steroids.

No shit, that's what they do.

All he's gained is water.

2-3 weeks after he stops the Anadrol he will go back to where he was and probably worse because his Test levels will be Zero. Crash and burn.