Author Topic: Melon Usk (Read 4386 times)

MAXX · « **Reply #2 on:** July 20, 2022, 01:47:59 PM »

big ribcage or fat hard to tell

kreator · « **Reply #3 on:** July 20, 2022, 01:49:05 PM »

looks like a dead cat that's been floating in water for days

Rambone · « **Reply #4 on:** July 20, 2022, 01:49:10 PM »

If that’s his relaxed pose, he’d kill it on stage doing his quarter-turns

Rambone · « **Reply #5 on:** July 20, 2022, 01:50:18 PM »

Wider and pastier than most….

Appears to be hairless, so all he’d have to do is slap on some Pro-tan and he’s stage-ready

Megalodon · « **Reply #6 on:** July 20, 2022, 01:50:30 PM »

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #7 on:** July 20, 2022, 02:29:36 PM »

Quote from: Rambone on July 20, 2022, 01:50:18 PM

Wider and pastier than most….

Appears to be hairless, so all he’d have to do is slap on some Pro-tan and he’s stage-ready

He’s worth over $200 billion. He doesn’t need to do shit.

Schnauzer · « **Reply #8 on:** July 20, 2022, 02:32:46 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 20, 2022, 02:29:36 PM

He’s worth over $200 billion. He doesn’t need to do shit.

Yep, it's hilarious seeing morons talking shit about his physique.

Rambone · « **Reply #9 on:** July 20, 2022, 02:37:25 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 20, 2022, 02:29:36 PM

He’s worth over $200 billion. He doesn’t need to do shit.

Bodybuilding isn’t about the money. It’s based purely on passion and sexually satisfying the judging panel (who can’t be bought)

Gym-Rat · « **Reply #10 on:** July 20, 2022, 02:46:41 PM »

is he boating with ghey barry obozo the baboon basher?

Stephano · « **Reply #11 on:** July 20, 2022, 02:50:56 PM »

Looks like he does a lot of breathing pullovers... and nothing else.

Bizarre physique, for sure.

It's also weird that he's totally hairless and can't grow a beard. Extremely low-T phenotype. Kind of eunuch-like.

Royalty · « **Reply #12 on:** July 20, 2022, 02:54:04 PM »

Quote from: Stephano on July 20, 2022, 02:50:56 PM

Looks like he does a lot of breathing pullovers... and nothing else.

Bizarre physique, for sure.

It's also weird that he's totally hairless and can't grow a beard. Extremely low-T phenotype. Kind of eunuch-like.

He is leaner than 90% of GetBig

ziballz · « **Reply #13 on:** July 20, 2022, 02:54:46 PM »

Quote from: Gym-Rat on July 20, 2022, 02:46:41 PM

is he boating with ghey barry obozo the baboon basher?

Its Ari Emnauel the CEO of Endeavor (WME)

beakdoctor · « **Reply #14 on:** July 20, 2022, 02:54:54 PM »

Hilarious how quickly the Twitterverse turned on Musk.

5 years social media loved this guy.

He espouses free speech and might as well be the 2nd coming of Trump.

IroNat · « **Reply #15 on:** July 20, 2022, 04:35:18 PM »

Quote from: beakdoctor on July 20, 2022, 02:54:54 PM

Hilarious how quickly the Twitterverse turned on Musk.

5 years social media loved this guy.

He espouses free speech and might as well be the 2nd coming of Trump.

He's on the cancel list.

Going after his family too.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #16 on:** July 20, 2022, 04:45:50 PM »

I like Musk.

Dokey111 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 20, 2022, 07:28:19 PM »

Quote from: IroNat on July 20, 2022, 04:35:18 PM

He's on the cancel list.

Going after his family too.

What will he do without all those losers in his life

and all that money

Matt · « **Reply #18 on:** July 20, 2022, 08:03:54 PM »

Finally, someone who gets less sun than me.

jude2 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 20, 2022, 08:36:59 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 20, 2022, 02:29:36 PM

He’s worth over $200 billion. He doesn’t need to do shit.

He is surely getting enough women pregnant.

Never1AShow · « **Reply #20 on:** July 20, 2022, 10:24:10 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on July 20, 2022, 01:34:13 PM

All dumbell pullovers and breathing squats

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #21 on:** July 21, 2022, 01:21:19 AM »

Quote from: Rambone on July 20, 2022, 01:50:18 PM

Wider and pastier than most….

Appears to be hairless, so all he’d have to do is slap on some Pro-tan and he’s stage-ready

Need sun glasses to look at him.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #22 on:** July 21, 2022, 01:46:34 AM »

It is a bit weird why Elon hangs out with Ari, because of their different work interests. But he is a democrat like Elon so there is a big chance they met through politics.

I assume Matt C is also on that yacht fighting to eat his 1200 calories before going in for a swim.

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #23 on:** July 21, 2022, 01:53:25 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on July 21, 2022, 01:46:34 AM

It is a bit weird why Elon hangs out with Ari, because of their different work interests. But he is a democrat like Elon so there is a big chance they met through politics.

I assume Matt C is also on that yacht fighting to eat his 1200 calories before going in for a swim.

How can successful men be democrats? Self defense?

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #24 on:** July 21, 2022, 02:00:03 AM »

If Elon was a bottom rank software engineer (employee) he would never in a million years have banged the range of quite hot women he has banged (not counting grimes)