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Vince how was your date?
« on: July 23, 2022, 10:47:51 AM »
Vince,

How was your date on a Friday night?




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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2022, 09:00:47 PM »
Vince, was he a twink, bear or an otter?

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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2022, 09:10:05 PM »
Was very disappointed in there being no new video.

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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2022, 11:23:26 PM »
Dr. Goodrum, I thought you were dating someone?

Or, are you now playing the field?
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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2022, 11:46:55 PM »
Dr. Goodrum, I thought you were dating someone?

Or, are you now playing the field?

It was just a movie date to go see Elvis ...just a few beers although i wish i brought my flask with me but i forgot.  It well well...no sex, dropped him off afterwards and went home
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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2022, 01:41:46 AM »
It was just a movie date to go see Elvis ...just a few beers although i wish i brought my flask with me but i forgot.  It well well...no sex, dropped him off afterwards and went home
Gays don't fuck on the first date? ???

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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2022, 01:59:41 AM »
Vince didnt sharpen the pink-pencil, in the balloon-knot pencil-sharpener of peace??  ???

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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2022, 06:26:46 AM »
Vince didnt sharpen the pink-pencil, in the balloon-knot pencil-sharpener of peace??  ???

Hahaha just lost my appetite for the day.

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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2022, 08:52:06 AM »
It was just a movie date to go see Elvis ...just a few beers although i wish i brought my flask with me but i forgot.  It well well...no sex, dropped him off afterwards and went home

Please don't post any pics.  We have enough of the Vissy circus.

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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2022, 09:16:49 AM »
It was just a movie date to go see Elvis ...just a few beers although i wish i brought my flask with me but i forgot.  It well well...no sex, dropped him off afterwards and went home

The most important factor is does he make good money?

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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2022, 09:25:56 AM »
I hope he has a pretty mouth and a clean anus, like you requested from SF1900.

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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2022, 09:50:49 AM »
Gays don't fuck on the first date? ???

I'm not an expert, but I believe gays (bottoms) need to pre plan sex so they can empty their colons out and thoroughly clean it. Otherwise sex can be very messy and smelly.

Also they are limited to how often they can allow their to be pounded otherwise they risk putting themselves out of action with a busted anus. Maybe Vince caught his date on a "rest" day.

I would guess maybe 60 or 70% of the above to be accurate, so hopefully Vince can correct what I got wrong.

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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2022, 09:56:11 AM »
I'm not an expert, but I believe gays (bottoms) need to pre plan sex so they can empty their colons out and thoroughly clean it. Otherwise sex can be very messy and smelly.

Also they are limited to how often they can allow their to be pounded otherwise they risk putting themselves out of action with a busted anus. Maybe Vince caught his date on a "rest" day.

I would guess maybe 60 or 70% of the above to be accurate, so hopefully Vince can correct what I got wrong.

LOL

warm enema or hosepipe. i don't think a feather duster will work.

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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2022, 01:36:22 PM »
LOL

warm enema or hosepipe. i don't think a feather duster will work.

Vince has mentioned magnesium citrate in laxative form in the past and then maybe some douching.

Also I'd imagine some amyl nitrate use would be involved at some point.

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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2022, 01:55:03 PM »
Vince has mentioned magnesium citrate in laxative form in the past and then maybe some douching.

Also I'd imagine some amyl nitrate use would be involved at some point.

So Vince is a bottom?
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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2022, 02:29:17 PM »
So Vince is a bottom?

I don't think say. If he was I'd imagine he'd be a power bottom.

I do recall someone mentioning Vince having a penchant for dishing out golden showers. I'd call that more top behaviour, so I'd go with him being a top.

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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2022, 02:35:45 PM »
I don't think say. If he was I'd imagine he'd be a power bottom.

I do recall someone mentioning Vince having a penchant for dishing out golden showers. I'd call that more top behaviour, so I'd go with him being a top.

Sounds more likely but he might swing the other way every once in a while, like that homewrecked fella at Moe's who got a taste of the kielbasa.

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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2022, 02:56:42 PM »
The real question is does vince prefer to be recover or giver if you will. Also Vince were you hoping this young gentleman would use your tonsils as a punching bag?

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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2022, 04:19:44 PM »
I'm not an expert, but I believe gays (bottoms) need to pre plan sex so they can empty their colons out and thoroughly clean it. Otherwise sex can be very messy and smelly.

Also they are limited to how often they can allow their to be pounded otherwise they risk putting themselves out of action with a busted anus. Maybe Vince caught his date on a "rest" day.

I would guess maybe 60 or 70% of the above to be accurate, so hopefully Vince can correct what I got wrong.
You sure sound like an expert  :D

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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2022, 04:50:20 PM »
It was just a movie date to go see Elvis ...just a few beers although i wish i brought my flask with me but i forgot.  It well well...no sex, dropped him off afterwards and went home

Vince, are you meeting these people online? I don’t picture you as a tinder user or dating app user.


I seeing you being more successful at a bar spitting game and wisdom to young twinks who are mesmerized by the pinky ring and flashy paid off cars

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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2022, 01:02:06 AM »
I'm not an expert, but I believe gays (bottoms) need to pre plan sex so they can empty their colons out and thoroughly clean it. Otherwise sex can be very messy and smelly.

Also they are limited to how often they can allow their to be pounded otherwise they risk putting themselves out of action with a busted anus. Maybe Vince caught his date on a "rest" day.

I would guess maybe 60 or 70% of the above to be accurate, so hopefully Vince can correct what I got wrong.
What a wonderful lifestyle.

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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2022, 03:47:53 AM »
I'm not an expert, but I believe gays (bottoms) need to pre plan sex so they can empty their colons out and thoroughly clean it. Otherwise sex can be very messy and smelly.

Also they are limited to how often they can allow their to be pounded otherwise they risk putting themselves out of action with a busted anus. Maybe Vince caught his date on a "rest" day.

warm enema or hosepipe. i don't think a feather duster will work.

Vince has mentioned magnesium citrate in laxative form in the past and then maybe some douching.

Also I'd imagine some amyl nitrate use would be involved at some point.

And they say romance is dead...


So Vince is a bottom?

No way - Vince is all hammer and no anvil - 100% on that - it's a power thing
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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2022, 06:03:00 AM »
Vince, are you meeting these people online? I don’t picture you as a tinder user or dating app user.


I seeing you being more successful at a bar spitting game and wisdom to young twinks who are mesmerized by the pinky ring and flashy paid off cars

I met him through a mutual friend.  The only thing i ever got online was guys wanting sugar daddys or just straight out prostitution so i avoid them
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Re: Vince how was your date?
« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2022, 06:03:54 AM »
Vince has mentioned magnesium citrate in laxative form in the past and then maybe some douching.

Also I'd imagine some amyl nitrate use would be involved at some point.


You are a fucking idiot
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