wally cleaver has died.

[Andy Griffin]

LOL!

And RIP, Tony.  I'm 44, but I still grew up with Andy Griffith, Beaver Cleaver, Samantha the (utterly delectable!) witch, et al.  I'm sorry to see these icons exit the stage.

You definitely grew up right.

[obsidian]

[Intro: Nashawn 'Ox' Breedlove (as Lotto)]
Fuck this coward, dawg
Free World in the motherfuckin' house, what's goin' on, baby?
Yo, it's time to get rid of this coward right here once and for all
Sick of this guy
Check this shit out
Huh
Huh, yo

[Verse 1: Nashawn 'Ox' Breedlove (as Lotto)]
Yo, I'll spit a racial slur, honky, sue me
The shit is a horror flick, but the black guy doesn't die in this movie
Fuckin' with Lotto? Dawg, you gotta be kiddin'
That makes me believe you really don't have an interest in livin'
You think these niggas gon' feel the shit you say?
I got a better chance joinin' the KKK
On some real shit, though, I like you
That's why I didn't wanna have to be the one you commit suicide to
Fuck "Lotto", call me your leader
I feel bad that I gotta murder that dude from "Leave It To Beaver"
I used to like that show, now you got me in fight-back mode
But oh well, if you gotta go, then you gotta go
I hate to do this, I would love for this shit to last
So I'll take pictures of my rear end so you won't forget my ass
And all's well that ends okay
So I'll end this shit with a "Fuck you", but have a nice day!

[Verse 2: Eminem (as B-Rabbit)]
Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver
So was Eddie Haskell, Wally, and Ms. Cleaver
This guy keeps screamin', he's paranoid
Quick, someone get his ass another steroid!
"Blah-badi-boo-blah, blah-blah-badi-bloo-blah!"
I ain't hear a word you said: "Hippity hoopla!"
Is that a tank-top or a new bra?
Look! Snoop Dogg just got a fuckin' boobjob
Didn't you listen to the last round, meathead?
Pay attention, you're sayin' the same shit that he said
Matter of fact, dawg, here's a pencil
Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful
And don't come back until somethin' dope hits you
Fuck it, you can take the mic home with you
Lookin' like a cyclone hit you
Tank-top screamin', "Lotto, I don't fit you!"
You see how far the white jokes get you
Boys like, "How Vanilla Ice gon' diss you?"
My motto: "Fuck Lotto!"
I'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow

Without that seven digits dollar line at the end Lotto wins.

[funk51]

[wes]

LOL 

[funk51]

   

&t=391s

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Wally is still alive...but he's in hospice

[IroNat]

What's up with his wife thinking he's dead?

That's odd.

[Rambone]

What's up with his wife thinking he's dead?

That's odd.

Still not dead?

[IroNat]

Still not dead?

She thought he was but he wasn't.

Poison wasn't strong enough.

[Cook]

Haha Wally is back

[wes]

Where`s Waldo Wally 

[Cook]

Where`s Waldo Wally 

Can’t keep a good man down

[Gregzs]

The reporters and the bloggers are quick to post about it though.


Tony Lee Dow (April 13, 1945 – July 26, 2022)

 He was best known for his role in the television sitcom Leave It to Beaver, which ran in primetime from 1957 to 1963. Dow played Wally Cleaver, the older son of June and Ward Cleaver, and the older brother of Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver. From 1983 to 1989, Dow reprised his role as Wally in a television movie and in The New Leave It to Beaver. After the series ended in 1963, he appeared on other television shows, including My Three Sons, Dr. Kildare, The Greatest Show on Earth, Never Too Young, and on five episodes of Mr. Novak in three different roles. Then, from 1965 to 1968, he served in the U.S. National Guard, interrupting his acting career. On his return to acting, he guest starred on the television series' Adam-12, Love American Style, Knight Rider, Square Pegs, The Mod Squad, The Hardy Boys, and Emergency!

During the 1970s, Dow continued acting while working in the construction industry and studying journalism and filmmaking. In 1989, he made his debut as a director with an episode of The New Lassie, followed by episodes of Get a Life, Harry and the Hendersons, Coach, Babylon 5, Crusade, and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. He served as the visual effects supervisor for Babylon 5. In 1996, he provided visual effects for the Fox television movie Doctor Who. In October 2021, Dow had been hospitalized with pneumonia. In May 2022, he was diagnosed with cancer, and died from complications of liver cancer at his home in Topanga, California on July 26, 2022, age 77.

[Fortress]

Love Beaver. The show, that is. And the thing between a broad’s legs.

[Rambone]

[Dieter]

 

[IroNat]

Mathers and Dow look like crap.

[Virgil]

That show was actually very well written.  Eddie Haskell is one if the greatest characters of all time.

[Rambone]

 

“Thanks, guys. That’ll be $40.”

[funk51]

“Thanks, guys. That’ll be $40.”

   you beat me to it.

[funk51]

                                                                   you can get a jerry mathers signed baseball for 60 dollars.

[funk51]

   

   

   some of beaver's finest moments,

[funk51]

   Dear Family, Friends, & Fans
We have received confirmation from Christopher, Tony’s son, that Tony passed away earlier this morning, with his loving family at his side to see him through this journey.
We know that the world is collectively saddened by the loss of this incredible man. He gave so much to us all and was loved by so many. One fan said it best—“It is rare when there is a person who is so universally loved like Tony.”
Our heart goes out to Tony’s wife, Lauren, who will miss her soulmate of 42 years…To his son, Christopher, who will dearly miss his father, who was also his best friend…to his daughter-in-law, Melissa, who loved him like her own father…To his Granddaughter, Tyla, who will undoubtedly carry on her Grandfather’s kind soul, To his Brother Dion and Sister-in-Law, Judy, and to all of his extended family and friends. Words cannot express how much we will all feel his absence, but will cherish the memories he left to each and every one of us.
Christopher has stated: Although this is a very sad day, I have comfort and peace that he is in a better place. He was the best Dad anyone could ask for. He was my coach, my mentor, my voice of reason, my best friend, my best man in my wedding, and my hero. My wife said something powerful and shows the kind of man he was. She said: “Tony was such a kind man. He had such a huge heart and I’ve never heard Tony say a bad or negative thing about anyone.”
We respectfully ask that everyone give the family privacy in their time of mourning.   

[Andy Griffin]

I think he's really dead now.

[Cook]

I think he's really dead now.

A modern day Rasputin