Belongs to a gym but never goes there and knows no one there. Has no regular adult contact in real life. Online is the only way he can keep up the facade. In real life he alienates everyone.
Similar to another well known figure of Christmas-time, Ebenezer Scrooge.
Will he be visited tomorrow night by the three Ghost of Christmas, Past, Present and Future and undergo a miraculous transformation bringing gifts and a fatted Christmas Goose to all?