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Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« on: August 04, 2022, 07:15:36 PM »
So I just started training at a new gym this week, I tend to change gyms a lot to keep things fresh, anyway I'm training and this woman compliments me and says you're in great condition, she was shredded so I said so are you, you look great. She tells me she just competed a week ago, so me being really interested in nutrition I ask her what her diet looks like, she proceeds to tell me the only thing she ate for 12 weeks was shrimp as her protein source, and 1 carb meal pre training 1/2 cup oats and a carb meal post training 1 sweet potato, the rest were shrimp and asparagus. I was like wtf? Some of these coaches literally have no clue about nutrition particularly when it comes to women, they just starve them, have them do a shit load of cardio, clen/t3/anavar/winny. Then these chicks end up completely fucked, from hormone issues, nutritional deficiencies, adrenal fatigue, thyroid issues. She saw the look on my face and asked what I thought about the diet,  I just said why just shrimp?? We went on to discuss a bit more about nutrition and training. But what the fuck man, this "sport" just baffles me. She was pretty hot though. ;D

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2022, 07:19:20 PM »
Keto, I agree with you on the effectiveness of a ketogenic diet and its impressive effects on fat depletion.  I don't know that its optimal for muscle growth....

Anyway did you fuck her or what?

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2022, 07:37:29 PM »
Keto, I agree with you on the effectiveness of a ketogenic diet and its impressive effects on fat depletion.  I don't know that its optimal for muscle growth....

Anyway did you fuck her or what?
If you train heavy, low volume, you can definitely add muscle and Stay super lean almost effortlessly. High volume, pump workouts, you'll wither away.
As of yet no, I just started training at this gym 2 days ago, so I'm "the new guy" but I'm turning heads, not bragging but I'm in great shape at the moment, and have a great tan going which always helps. I've had a few jacked bros give me props which is cool, no hate thus far. The women from the post is a tan latina women, really defined delts/back/abs..but not manly or overdeveloped, I bet off-season she looks even hotter, so we'll see how things go. One thing for sure with her contest diet of shrimp/asparagus/oats/sweet potato..her gas has to be absolutely tremendous.

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2022, 08:03:54 PM »
She would benefit from hot beef injection 👍

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2022, 08:12:13 PM »
If you train heavy, low volume, you can definitely add muscle and Stay super lean almost effortlessly. High volume, pump workouts, you'll wither away.
As of yet no, I just started training at this gym 2 days ago, so I'm "the new guy" but I'm turning heads, not bragging but I'm in great shape at the moment, and have a great tan going which always helps. I've had a few jacked bros give me props which is cool, no hate thus far. The women from the post is a tan latina women, really defined delts/back/abs..but not manly or overdeveloped, I bet off-season she looks even hotter, so we'll see how things go. One thing for sure with her contest diet of shrimp/asparagus/oats/sweet potato..her gas has to be absolutely tremendous.

Obviously, you need to eat her ass on the 1st date.

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2022, 08:24:03 PM »
Obviously, you need to eat her ass on the 1st date.

Eat her ass, then kick her in her crustacean tainted pussy and tell her to fuck off.
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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2022, 08:36:30 PM »
Eat her ass, then kick her in her crustacean tainted pussy and tell her to fuck off.

That was fucking funny.

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2022, 09:06:51 PM »
 ;D :D

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2022, 09:49:09 PM »
and you came in your pants

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2022, 04:52:40 AM »
A hot woman in skimpy attire compliments a strange man on his physique.

Where does this lead?

And we need pics.

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2022, 04:53:58 AM »
the only thing she ate for 12 weeks was shrimp as her protein source

Her farts/sharts must have been putrid :-X

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2022, 07:03:47 AM »
So I just started training at a new gym this week, I tend to change gyms a lot to keep things fresh, anyway I'm training and this woman compliments me and says you're in great condition, she was shredded so I said so are you, you look great. She tells me she just competed a week ago, so me being really interested in nutrition I ask her what her diet looks like, she proceeds to tell me the only thing she ate for 12 weeks was shrimp as her protein source, and 1 carb meal pre training 1/2 cup oats and a carb meal post training 1 sweet potato, the rest were shrimp and asparagus. I was like wtf? Some of these coaches literally have no clue about nutrition particularly when it comes to women, they just starve them, have them do a shit load of cardio, clen/t3/anavar/winny. Then these chicks end up completely fucked, from hormone issues, nutritional deficiencies, adrenal fatigue, thyroid issues. She saw the look on my face and asked what I thought about the diet,  I just said why just shrimp?? We went on to discuss a bit more about nutrition and training. But what the fuck man, this "sport" just baffles me. She was pretty hot though. ;D

Really? You talked to a BIKINI competitor (i.e., not some trannie looking female musclehead but presumably a hot chick) and this is what you talked about??


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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2022, 07:18:59 AM »
You could talk this moronic woman into anything.

Tell her sperm is scientifically proven to improve bikini performance and it's the secret supplement of every champion.

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2022, 08:28:01 AM »
😄😆 this is throwback Getbig, I'll keep you guys posted on what happens.

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2022, 08:34:41 AM »
Obviously, you need to eat her ass on the 1st date.


shrimp ass sauce

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2022, 08:54:13 AM »
Tell her you need to test for Ketones, using your flesh dipstick, in her grommet of peace...

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2022, 10:31:07 AM »
Next time suggest she loads up on Orange roughy before coming to ghe gym

Make sure you keep a mop close

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2022, 12:17:06 PM »
“Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today”

Outed.

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2022, 12:39:27 PM »
😄😆 this is throwback Getbig, I'll keep you guys posted on what happens.

Nothing is going to happen

You have a better chance of getting a cock up your ass

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2022, 05:54:13 PM »
Nothing is going to happen

You have a better chance of getting a cock up your ass

 ;D

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2022, 08:17:06 AM »
and you came in your pants

Brutal if true

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2022, 08:45:58 AM »
Bodybuilding is mental illness there is just varying degrees of it

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Re: Conversation I had with a bikini competitor today
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2022, 11:38:25 AM »
Obviously, you need to eat her ass on the 1st date.

Seems a little fishy to me