(before he inserts bottles in mouth)"No homo".
Figure 1: Shizzolic StuporEponymously named after patient zero, a Shizzolic Stupor is a rare form of alcoholic hallucinosis in which the individual becomes so inebriated that various inanimate objects start to resemble a man's penis. Assman, D. (2021) ‘A prospective longitudinal study of cocksucking in adult men’, Journal of Psychology, 53(3), pp. 254–261.
"So I walk into room 7 by the ice machine and I see Bob Chick doing this and it's the gayest thing I've ever seen. But then he said to me - "its only gay if you want it to be", and I didn't know what to think."
"Clearly my mouth's circumference is at least 6.45 inches. Are you interested in a private demonstration of my Peter North ropes?"