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Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« on: August 20, 2022, 03:35:34 PM »
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2022, 03:37:43 PM »
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2022, 03:44:53 PM »
Awesome! Team crocodile
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2022, 03:49:18 PM »
Quote from: Rambone on August 20, 2022, 03:44:53 PM
Awesome! Team crocodile

LOL! :D

I'm no homo, but dude's got a cute ass. ;) :-*

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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2022, 03:50:42 PM »
That’s awesome.
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2022, 03:53:36 PM »
Why was that guy naked in the water  :)
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2022, 04:03:28 PM »
Quote from: oldschoolfan on August 20, 2022, 03:53:36 PM
Why was that guy naked in the water  :)

Probably murdered...  thrown off of a bridge at night
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2022, 04:38:52 PM »
Quote from: Desolate on August 20, 2022, 03:49:18 PM
LOL! :D

I'm no homo, but dude's got a cute ass. ;) :-*

Literally shredded glutes  :D
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2022, 04:39:35 PM »
The croc was in negative nitrogen balance.
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2022, 04:42:14 PM »
Thems good eatin'.
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2022, 05:03:55 PM »
Quote from: wes on August 20, 2022, 04:39:35 PM
The croc was in negative nitrogen balance.
Quote from: Rambone on August 20, 2022, 04:38:52 PM
Literally shredded glutes  :D

Jesus christ you guys are fucking killing me!
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2022, 05:14:33 PM »

That'll buff out - he'll be fine
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2022, 05:35:03 PM »
The croc was flaunting it.  No class.
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2022, 07:38:50 PM »
Looks like he's just teaching him how to swim.
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2022, 07:46:22 PM »
Guy is going to be holding too much water on contest day
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2022, 12:40:01 AM »
Bhanks would have beaten the croc to death with his bare hands
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2022, 01:04:49 AM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on August 21, 2022, 12:40:01 AM
Bhanks would have beaten the croc to death with his bare hands
The croc would spit him out.
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2022, 04:37:48 AM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on August 21, 2022, 12:40:01 AM
Bhanks would have beaten the croc to death with his bare hands

Croc has no takedown defense
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2022, 05:03:33 AM »
Tastes like Chicken...

Hopefully a libturd...
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2022, 05:43:45 AM »
Quote from: Royalty on August 20, 2022, 04:03:28 PM
Probably murdered...  thrown off of a bridge at night


Yea, his shirt is intact and the missing foot and arm is too clean.   Either murdered or committed suicide
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2022, 05:55:19 AM »
 
   I hear they make good pets.
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2022, 08:24:06 AM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on August 21, 2022, 12:40:01 AM
Bhanks would have beaten the croc to death with his bare hands

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on August 21, 2022, 01:04:49 AM
The croc would spit him out.

Once he got close enough the croc would've recognized bhanky as a related species, genus Amuricanus Cuckodilian or the more common name for these fetid creatures - Cuckodile.

Would have had his way with his dirtstar and then taken his wallet, grass stained sneakers and PEDs then sent him on his way.
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2022, 09:23:36 AM »
RIP. Rest In Pieces.
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2022, 10:23:42 AM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on August 21, 2022, 12:40:01 AM
Bhanks would have beaten the croc to death with his bare hands

Esfitness would have beaten him worse after peeing on him
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Re: Huge Crocodile Swims by Onlookers With Man's Body in Its Jaws
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2022, 10:43:39 AM »
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