Bhank Wins

[bhank]

It would have to be an mma fight, so you think your faster then tyson, he couldnt incapacitate you with punches while your trying to nip in and take him down? he couldn't elbow you, knee you, nothing?

He would not be able to prevent the takedown even if he did connect with a shot

[Flexacon]

He would not be able to prevent the takedown even if he did connect with a shot

He just needs to connect once to your head and it's over. Your head isn't exactly a small target so the odds aren't in your favour.

[BB]

He'd tee off on that big melon of yours so bad. Like a speed bag with lips.

[webstar]

Well I qualified for the world team trials in Greco and Freestyle as a Heavyweight after winning the Euro invitational and he has never grappled so yeah I would absolutely rag doll him. In boxing I would have zero chance in an actual fight I would toss him around like a child and make a highlight reel out of him

Why didn’t this vast experience help you against your ex wife?

She tore your pec didn’t didn’t she?

[wes]

He would not be able to prevent the takedown even if he did connect with a shot

Dude,if he connected with a shot,you`d be comatose.

Get real,we`re talking about Mike "Ear Biter" Tyson here not just some idiot on the street who thinks he`s billy badass.

[hench]

Seriously, a punch from tyson you'd just shake off? What makes you think he'd just stand there and wouldn't be on his toes, moving back while your lunging at him whilst he connects with more shots?

He would not be able to prevent the takedown even if he did connect with a shot

[SGT BARNES]

take him down, heck yes! everyone has a plan until they get hit right?

..everybody has a takedown plan until they on the ground with a freakishly strong brutha who was stronger than your best when he was 16.

Go binky!

[joswift]

It would have to be an mma fight, so you think your faster then tyson, he couldnt incapacitate you with punches while your trying to nip in and take him down? he couldn't elbow you, knee you, nothing?

the daft bastard thinks Tyson would just try and box him
Its a fucking fight
Mikes instinct would be to foot stomp him if he got him on the deck after a punch

Hanky wouldnt even stand toe to toe in a stare off with Mike without bursting into tears

[SGT BARNES]

binky is a "heavyweight"  lol

[joswift]

this would be Mikes view has Hanky walked into the ring

[hench]

Exactly, i mean i can picture myself taking tyson out, imaginations can be very err imaginative
 

take him down, heck yes! everyone has a plan until they get hit right?

..everybody has a takedown plan until they on the ground with a freakishly strong brutha who was stronger than your best when he was 16.

Go binky!

[Rambone]

He'd tee off on that big melon of yours so bad. Like a speed bag with lips.

 

[illuminati]

He'd tee off on that big melon of yours so bad. Like a speed bag with lips.

Exactly - no matter where Mike Hit Him it'd hit his head 1st
It's a No Brainer With a Noggin That Size !!!!

[Royalty]

Bhank would have a difficult time winning a fight against the average high school senior.

[illuminati]

Bhank would have a difficult time winning a fight against the average high school senior.

or His Ex-wife from what we've heard

 

[Rambone]

Exactly - no matter where Mike Hit Him it'd hit his head 1st
It's a No Brainer With a Noggin That Size !!!!

Iron Mike would be floggin the noggin into cobbler

[The Scott]

Iron Mike would be floggin the noggin into cobbler

 

[Marvin Martian]

He would not be able to prevent the takedown even if he did connect with a shot

You obviously don’t know a fckn thing about combat sports. Did you wrestle even in HS? We’re you a state champion and wrestle D1?
Fckn moron - Tyson would GRAZE you and concuss you if not kill you. That pencil neck would fckn snap.
You failed at every MMA contest and even worse at BB. Brian - a badass never has to tell ANYONE. You are an insecure twig armed little fella who realizes at middle age that you have t accomplished a FCKN THING. So you attempt to live out a fantasy online.

[Tennisballz]

Here’s Bhank telling someone on Twitter he wrestled division 1.  What college did you wrestle for Bhank.  What was your record?

[webstar]

Here’s Bhank telling someone on Twitter he wrestled division 1.  What college did you wrestle for Bhank.  What was your record?

This is what this retard does.

Argues online about his world renowned fighting skills and how he can beat anyone. Hence, why he’s been forced of social media

But got the shit kicked out of him by his ex wife. ( posted a YouTube video)

[bhank]

Dude,if he connected with a shot,you`d be comatose.

Get real,we`re talking about Mike "Ear Biter" Tyson here not just some idiot on the street who thinks he`s billy badass.

Mike is not Ko me with one shot when I am fresh coming in with my hands in high guard fucking nonsense. I can take a hit with a 2x4 and still get the takedown

[bhank]

Put it all on Hankins the faithful will be rewarded Tyson doesnt last 30 seconds

[bhank]

The fuck you people think I train for you think it’s for pics? I train to fight monsters and right now currently I have become one I would fucking Ragdoll a 56 year old Mike Tyson right now

[Rambone]

The fuck you people think I train for you think it’s for pics? I train to fight monsters and right now currently I have become one I would fucking Ragdoll a 56 year old Mike Tyson right now

This is a great quote.

[Royalty]

The fuck you people think I train for you think it’s for pics? I train to fight monsters and right now currently I have become one I would fucking Ragdoll a 56 year old Mike Tyson right now

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