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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #25 on: September 03, 2022, 10:48:30 AM »
Not so fast. It’s an effective tool to use against Bhank 😂

But Hypertrophy said my joke’s got rusty fenders, so it’s no good!

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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2022, 11:01:23 AM »
But Hypertrophy said my joke’s got rusty fenders, so it’s no good!

GOLD!!!!

Mike Katz himself would laugh at that one 😂😂😂

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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #27 on: September 03, 2022, 11:14:07 AM »
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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2022, 12:12:29 PM »
1996 Grand Prix England:

1996 Grand Prix Germany:

Guest posing after his come-back in 2002 or 2003:


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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #29 on: September 03, 2022, 01:55:23 PM »
I used to train with a pro who told me a story about Aaron Baker and going to Venice in the 80s/90s to visit the Mecca as a young lad

 
He said Baker had this piece of shit car, all rusted out and he had came to pick him up - I believe it was the airport or his hotel.  Batman told him to throw his bag in the thrunk and upon doing so noticed the truck so rusted out he could see the road through it...said they immediately headed toward WEST Hollywood and Batman said he had to make. a "quick stop" - they pulled up to a small home and Aaron preceded to go inside but upon doing so told the young bodubuilder to "wait" and "he'd be about 45min"

2 hours later Batman returns to the bat mobile with about 400-600 dollars - I dont think he said anything AArom just immediately went into telling him the story about how one of his gay "clients" lived in the house and really enjoyed it when Batman would straddle him naked , squat down and bust loads on his chesticles - paid rather well but Aaron had to aim to please and apologized for taking longer than expected

nice guy tho


Imagine the money Matt could make doing this shooting ropes!!

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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2022, 02:37:11 PM »

Your Louie routine:


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I think I jumped the shark….again!


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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #31 on: September 03, 2022, 04:05:28 PM »
I think I jumped the shark….again!



OMG!!! 😂

Mike Katz next!!!!

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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #32 on: September 03, 2022, 04:09:34 PM »
OMG!!! 😂

Mike Katz next!!!!

Haha you got it! I was meaning to do that one first but was called out for my tired, old Matty gimmick

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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #33 on: September 03, 2022, 04:14:58 PM »
I didn’t know he was so much shorter than Flex

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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #34 on: September 03, 2022, 04:32:21 PM »
Somebody that posts here said that they were in attendance that day. The judges gave the show to Flex, but the audience believed that Aaron was the actual winner.

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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #35 on: September 03, 2022, 04:54:37 PM »
I didn’t know he was so much shorter than Flex

Flex is taller, but I also think that Flex is standing a bit closer to the camera

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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #36 on: September 03, 2022, 05:09:05 PM »
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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #37 on: September 03, 2022, 05:23:06 PM »
Met / spoke to him while at Gold’s Venice early 1990’s ….kind of a “ flamboyant fruit” to be honest (nice guy tho … I think this what held him back contests placings wise … very underrated !)  * also very very impressive in person! .. “ cartoon like “ full round muscle bellies.big ass quads … huge arms etc

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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #38 on: September 03, 2022, 05:29:51 PM »
Met / spoke to him while at Gold’s Venice early 1990’s ….kind of a “ flamboyant fruit” to be honest (nice guy tho … I think this what held him back contests placings wise … very underrated !)

Very seductive


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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #39 on: September 03, 2022, 06:38:52 PM »
Very seductive


My eyes can’t un -see that now!!  :o :o

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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #40 on: September 03, 2022, 06:58:27 PM »

Imagine the money Matt could make doing this shooting ropes!!
Ya think? Does it matter if you can shoot ropes if you have, as Prime called it, a tiny dick?

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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #41 on: September 03, 2022, 08:01:40 PM »
God tier arms

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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #42 on: September 03, 2022, 10:55:00 PM »
Somebody that posts here said that they were in attendance that day. The judges gave the show to Flex, but the audience believed that Aaron was the actual winner.

If only he didn't forget to flex his abs, if only.. lol

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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #43 on: September 04, 2022, 12:47:12 AM »
The 90's had so many great bodybuilding physiques.

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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #44 on: September 04, 2022, 03:06:01 AM »
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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #45 on: September 04, 2022, 03:32:07 AM »

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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #46 on: September 04, 2022, 04:02:52 AM »


That FDB reminded me that I always thought Baker and Cormier had similar structures, no?  And (allegedly) similar fruity party lifestyles, no?  (Got serious déjà vu writing that second sentence, for some reason!?)


Ya think? Does it matter if you can shoot ropes if you have, as Prime called it, a tiny dick?

TBH, I've tried to steer clear of as much of the minutae surrounding Matt's reproductive organs as possible

But -

I do just have to quickly say that the queasy mental image I get from some of the descriptions being bandied about make me think about some sort of underwater creature - a tiny pink baby mollusc, perhaps - it's head struggling to appear above the thick bushy pubic kelp that surrounds it on all sides - who shoots panicky long thick ropes of saline goo tinged with Anadrol towards potential attackers (such as female humans) as a defence mechanism because it lacks a shell... or something...

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Sorry Matt! ;D
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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #47 on: September 04, 2022, 04:21:01 AM »
I think Pellius said that he was really unimpressive compared to some others when Pellius was training at Golds Gym.

Beyond fruity demeanor. Like it hurt to watch him speak due to the gayness. This is what I remember from watching some interview(s).

Someone earlier said Aaron didn't look like today's swollen creatures. Well, I remember thinking back in the day that Aaron looked like one of the most blown up bodybuilders ever up to that point. Tons of GH and insulin. Looking at pics now I still think it.

He had the famous jacked up calves. Didn't look like Synthol, more like Esiclene (when most of the supposed Esiclene guys were full of Synthol). Look at how pointy they were. Synthol doesn't do that.

Then a picture from some, I suppose, earlier shoot.

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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #48 on: September 04, 2022, 04:25:58 AM »
I think Pellius said that he was really unimpressive compared to some others when Pellius was training at Golds Gym.

Beyond fruity demeanor. Like it hurt to watch him speak due to the gayness. This is what I remember from watching some interview(s).

Someone earlier said Aaron didn't look like today's swollen creatures. Well, I remember thinking back in the day that Aaron looked like one of the most blown up bodybuilders ever up to that point. Tons of GH and insulin. Looking at pics now I still think it.

He had the famous jacked up calves. Didn't look like Synthol, more like Esiclene (when most of the supposed Esiclene guys were full of Synthol). Look at how pointy they were. Synthol doesn't do that.

Then a picture from some, I suppose, earlier shoot.

In the mid 90’s, Chris Cormier himself said that he would see Aaron Baker in the gym and Chris would say to himself: “how is this guy not Mr Olympia?”

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Re: King of Thickness: Aaron Baker 1995
« Reply #49 on: September 04, 2022, 04:44:56 AM »
In the mid 90’s, Chris Cormier himself said that he would see Aaron Baker in the gym and Chris would say to himself: “how is this guy not Mr Olympia?”

I was surprised by Pellius' comment. But some stage freaks don't look as imposing IRL. Never saw Aaron. I remember seeing Branch Warren and he didn't look especially big just standing there in clothes and it was offseason.