The birthday party incident takes the cake........get it. takes the cake.....birthday cake

'D
My cousin who is only two days older than me, nine year old daughter was gonna` have a party with a bunch of other little girls in the back yard.....this was way back in the day....anyway my cousins ex husband had just gotten out of prison.....was gone for around 20 years or more for robbing large supermarkets at gunpoint.
Well after all that time away she had moved on and got a new boyfriend like most chicks would do rather than be faithful to some dirtbag for twenty years.
Anyway while the party is in full effect and the kids are having lots of fun,my cousins ex starts some shit with the new boyfriend who was a friend of mine......goes up to him and bitch slaps him so my buddy front snapped kick him in the nutz......I step in like an idiot and like I said it was hotter than Hell that day so I put a hand on each guys chest and said hey come on guys we got nine year old little girls here watching this BS ,and when my arm was raise the fucker sliced my lat.....mind you I put no force into it just had my hands up cuz how many innocent 9 year old girls need to see this kind of shit.
I didn`t realize that he cut me until the sweat hit the cut then another buddy of mine comes running full bore......this fucker was a crazy dude......in his hands he had a wooden spool like the electric company uses to roll wire in......at top speed he rushes the guy and slams the spool dead into his faced and knocked his ass out cold...............fucki
ng rocked his planets. LOL

Some of my family are insane.