Oak was on the bowl, just pushing out a "Dem",
He tore his puckered star, needs a stitch, might need a hem,
His wife brought home a potty-seat, used for training "Tot's",
Shitting with his mask on, his Vax might cause him clots,
He went to see the Doc, pulling down his "tough skin" pants,
His doctor had to chuckle, he saw bigger dicks on ants,
"What have you been doing Oak" his Dr. said with fright,
"Take a hard-core pounding" said Oak, each and every night"
With his rubber glove, he applied some healing-paste,
There was just one issue, both hands were on Oak's waist,
Dr. Jelly-Finger, just pounding Oak's torn hole,
He sent him on his way, to use that Potty-training bowl!