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Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« on: September 07, 2022, 05:34:33 AM »
Sounds like absolute bullshit, but I guess some people beleive this type of stuff.  Seems much more likely she was juicing and got caught:

PORTLAND, Ore. – On a cloudy, characteristically cool December night in Beaverton, Oregon, Shelby Houlihan, the American record holder in the 1,500 and 5,000 meters, accompanied Courtney Frerichs, the Olympic silver medalist in the steeplechase, and Frerichs’ sister, Lindsey, to an authentic Mexican food truck near her home.

The three ordered carne asada burritos and returned to Houlihan’s house to eat and watch “The Bachelorette.”

The next morning, on Dec. 15, 2020, the former Arizona State standout was given a random drug test. Weeks later, in mid-January, Houlihan was notified in an email from the Athletics Integrity Unit (AIU) that her urine sample revealed the presence of 19-norandrosterone (19-NA), a metabolite produced by the substance nandrolone – an anabolic steroid prohibited by the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA).


https://arizonadailyindependent.com/2022/09/06/former-asu-runner-shelby-houlihan-looks-to-rebound-after-doping-ban/


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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2022, 05:45:57 AM »
she got caught

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2022, 05:57:34 AM »
Common knowledge that burritos are loaded with deca and cheeseburgers loaded with dbol.

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2022, 05:59:30 AM »
Common knowledge that burritos are loaded with deca and cheeseburgers loaded with dbol.

cant be true, Hanky would be 300lbs

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2022, 06:05:11 AM »
We're all juiced to the gill's from burritos, tacos, big-macs, and anabolic hamburger-helper...

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2022, 07:06:57 AM »
Common knowledge that burritos are loaded with deca and cheeseburgers loaded with dbol.
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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2022, 07:15:32 AM »
I personally inject 3CC`s of burritos per day.............BUSTED!!!!!!!11111

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2022, 02:59:13 PM »
This is the excuse they use for getting caught.

Deca stays in your system for a long time.

Which is why so many people get caught with it.

It's mild for women too and provides joint benefits.

I read some studies that it is "possible" to have traces of certain hormones due to food, but the testing facility would be able to recognize the traces.

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2022, 03:03:46 PM »
This is the excuse they use for getting caught.

Deca stays in your system for a long time.

Which is why so many people get caught with it.

It's mild for women too and provides joint benefits.

I read some studies that it is "possible" to have traces of certain hormones due to food, but the testing facility would be able to recognize the traces.

Most tests have an acceptable level as opposed to zero

Work drug tests are like that
You can test positive for cannabis and still keep your job if the levels are what could be picked up passively.

I tested positive at work for opiods and diazepam
Fortunatly they were prescribed meds which I declared prior to the test

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2022, 03:12:32 PM »
Canelo Alvarez got popped a few years ago for having Clen in his system.....they say in Mexico they use it on all their beef to help keep them lean.


BUSTED!!!!!!!!111

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2022, 03:15:05 PM »
I remember this, quite the fantastical tale she spun.

She is clearly on PED, just look at her.

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2022, 03:24:32 PM »
Most tests have an acceptable level as opposed to zero

Work drug tests are like that
You can test positive for cannabis and still keep your job if the levels are what could be picked up passively.

I tested positive at work for opiods and diazepam
Fortunatly they were prescribed meds which I declared prior to the test

Yeah, any testing facility can identify the difference between traces and usage.

We had a lady who tested positive for cannabis, but the levels were almost unmeasurable, so we just wrote it off.

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2022, 06:10:01 AM »
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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2022, 06:11:16 AM »
I like how she says the only possible explanation they could come up with was a tainted burrito.  I can think of another more likely explanation.

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2022, 07:49:48 AM »
https://barbend.com/charis-chan-four-year-doping-sanction/

I remember when Charis chan told the USDA she tested popped for tren because to swallow scott hisaka's cum twice a day every day

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2022, 11:34:55 AM »
I like how she says the only possible explanation they could come up with was a tainted burrito.  I can think of another more likely explanation.

Occams Razor?

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2022, 12:07:45 PM »
There's no doubt her taco is tainted.

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2022, 12:39:42 PM »
Remember Frank Mir’s Positive test?

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2022, 07:35:16 PM »
If the burrito had pork in it, its possible as it will have traces... but very rare
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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2022, 07:45:33 PM »
Beaverton, eh?

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2022, 08:59:43 PM »
Lips not hot.

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2022, 01:08:36 AM »
Canelo Alvarez got popped a few years ago for having Clen in his system.....they say in Mexico they use it on all their beef to help keep them lean.


BUSTED!!!!!!!!111
Roy Jones knocked out Richard Hall and tested positive.
But then Richard Hall tested positive as well so the boxing commision just said fuck it.
http://philboxing.com/news/story-32215.html

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Re: Did this woman really test positive from a burrito?
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2022, 09:50:16 AM »
Roy Jones knocked out Richard Hall and tested positive.
But then Richard Hall tested positive as well so the boxing commision just said fuck it.
http://philboxing.com/news/story-32215.html
I never heard that before.....thanks.