Most of yall couldnt run 2 miles, do 12 pulls up or even touch your fucking toes.
Running is an overrated form of exercise.
Not sure why you list pull ups as some kinda achievement. Even Bhanky can do 12 pull ups.
I'd bet 9 out out 10 men would rather have a muscular chiselled physique and be unable to touch their toes than look like average guy that's able to touch their toes. FYI even disgusting bloated bodybuilders like Jordan Peterson or Paco Bautista can easily touch their toes. Almost anyone that deadlifts or trains hams regularly can touch their toes, so bad example.
You also mention rugby. The irony here is in their offseason they often utilize a push/pull, upper/lower bodybuilding hypertrophy style of training, just slightly more focused on compound movements.