Brian Cockerill the taxman describes his daily diet

[Darren Avey]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sGOSK9QE3Q0

[joswift]

"half a pint of water" 

[Rambone]

I like the fact that he has “Cock” in his name, so you don’t waste any time guessing his sexuality

[IroNat]

Did he say "peach cobbler"?

[Darren Avey]

He ruled north east England with an iron fist and crushed all un his path

[a_pupil]

He ruled north east England with an iron fist and crushed all un his path

The north east was big moaty's patch

[Darren Avey]

The north east was big moaty's patch

Moaty liked his chicken and chips and lager with gazza

[Walter Sobchak]

He ruled north east England with an iron fist and crushed all un his path

Isn’t northeast England what we call Scotland?

[a_pupil]

Moaty liked his chicken and chips and lager with gazza

Moaty was just a victim of police corruption.

[Phantom Spunker]

Haha, Cockerill has to be one of the worst pathological liars of all time. Everything that comes out of his fat mouth is pure bullshit. I doubt he's even had more than a handful of fights his entire life, and he probably lost them all.

[a_pupil]

Haha, Cockerill has to be one of the worst pathological liars of all time. Everything that comes out of his fat mouth is pure bullshit. I doubt he's even had more than a handful of fights his entire life, and he probably lost them all.

He does give iranian hulk vibes

[Darren Avey]

He was spanked by Lee Duffy,  but then unless you were Tyson, meng or Alexander Karelin hed have probably spanked you too.

Edit. Plus of course Bhanks

[Phantom Spunker]

You should read the reviews of his stupid book on Amazon - hilarious. The guy is literally retarded. Pure comedy.

600 lb bench. 800 lb squat. 6th 'most feared man in the world.' Strongest man in the country. The only man in prison history to wear his own clothes inside (because he's so big ). Defies the laws of physics. Accused of committing dozens of murders but represents himself in court and has no convictions aside from dangerous driving. 134 IQ. Has teams of SAS soldiers hunting him down. Fostered over 50 kids. Heavyweight boxing legend. Rally driver. Scouted out to play football for the Miami Dolphins. Scouted out to be British Bulldog's wrestling partner. Saved six lives in the last eight weeks. Drinks ten pints of milk a day, etc., etc., etc.



All of these retard 'hardmen' are the same: the absolute dregs of society but still legends in their own minds.

[LurkerNoMore]

You should read the reviews of his stupid book on Amazon - hilarious. The guy is literally retarded. Pure comedy.

600 lb bench. 800 lb squat. 6th 'most feared man in the world.' Strongest man in the country. The only man in prison history to wear his own clothes inside (because he's so big ). Defies the laws of physics. Accused of committing dozens of murders but represents himself in court and has no convictions aside from dangerous driving. 134 IQ. Has teams of SAS soldiers hunting him down. Fostered over 50 kids. Heavyweight boxing legend. Rally driver. Scouted out to play football for the Miami Dolphins. Scouted out to be British Bulldog's wrestling partner. Saved six lives in the last eight weeks. Drinks ten pints of milk a day, etc., etc., etc.



All of these retard 'hardmen' are the same: the absolute dregs of society but still legends in their own minds.

Obviously hired ESF for a PR agent.

[robcguns]

You should read the reviews of his stupid book on Amazon - hilarious. The guy is literally retarded. Pure comedy.

600 lb bench. 800 lb squat. 6th 'most feared man in the world.' Strongest man in the country. The only man in prison history to wear his own clothes inside (because he's so big ). Defies the laws of physics. Accused of committing dozens of murders but represents himself in court and has no convictions aside from dangerous driving. 134 IQ. Has teams of SAS soldiers hunting him down. Fostered over 50 kids. Heavyweight boxing legend. Rally driver. Scouted out to play football for the Miami Dolphins. Scouted out to be British Bulldog's wrestling partner. Saved six lives in the last eight weeks. Drinks ten pints of milk a day, etc., etc., etc.



All of these retard 'hardmen' are the same: the absolute dregs of society but still legends in their own minds.

How does one rank themselves 6th most feared man in the world?hahaha.is there a list somewhere?
I’m claiming 11th spot.

[Walter Sobchak]

How does one rank themselves 6th most feared man in the world?hahaha.is there a list somewhere?
I’m claiming 11th spot.

Same way someone ranks themselves the #18 lightweight strongman in Ontario.

Just make up a bunch of shit and post it on the internet.

[Darren Avey]

Brian also has a way of knowing what you weigh.
I knocked him out.  He was 215lbs.
I knocked his mate out,  he was 302lbs.
I broke his jaw in 4 places

[joswift]

Brian also has a way of knowing what you weigh.
I knocked him out.  He was 215lbs.
I knocked his mate out,  he was 302lbs.
I broke his jaw in 4 places

I bet the guy doesnt go to those places anymore

[Mayday]

I bet the guy doesnt go to those places anymore

Legit LoL 

[Phantom Spunker]

How does one rank themselves 6th most feared man in the world?hahaha.is there a list somewhere?
I’m claiming 11th spot.

Haha, I'll claim 12th spot. I was number 11 but then you broke my jaw in six places with a corkscrew uppercut and took it from me.

[Darren Avey]

Apparently a tiger pissed on him at a zoo because it was turned on by the pure testosterone oozing from him

[SF1900]

He ruled north east England with an iron fist and crushed all un his path

He would not last one minute in an American ghetto or mafia neighborhood.

[Darren Avey]

He would not last one minute in an American ghetto or mafia neighborhood.

Depends if he landed his headbutt from hell, corkscrew uppercut or got hold of you with his hideous strength

[a_pupil]

He would not last one minute in an American ghetto or mafia neighborhood.

The Mafia are nothing compared to British 'ard men. Lenny Mclean bashed their top guy.

[LurkerNoMore]

Lenny was legit.  Bunch of other hard guys were just pussies hiding behind a number of mates or sucker punching people.